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WampaPartyEX posted:Put at least one mirror next to every table so the customers have to look at themselves drinking wine in a German restaurant all meal. This. 100%. I can't top that.
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Sep 30, 2018 20:18
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malkav11 posted:0.1 milliliter of red wine vinegar. I see they're practicing the homeopathic approach to flavoring soups here. but half a stick of butter!
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Sep 30, 2018 20:25
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I think there should be merkel themed stuff everywhere, especially the pictures. Arrange the table and chairs in the merkel diamond.
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Sep 30, 2018 20:47
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I wonder if there's schweinhaxen in this game? No doubt the recipe forgets the pork. Man I could do with one. My aorta needs some hardening.
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Sep 30, 2018 21:48
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malkav11 posted:Also, less than a tablespoon of lentils in this "lentil soup". And a lot of these German recipes seem to call for 0.23 of an onion, which seems weirdly precise. That's stereotypical German precision at work here. 
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Sep 30, 2018 21:53
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DFC I don't care what you do for the decorations, we just need to RUIN this restaurant.
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Sep 30, 2018 22:21
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Pictures of Michele, Armand has learned nothing.
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Sep 30, 2018 23:38
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How about we look for pictures of Icarus instead? Maybe that will help give Armand some humility while he figures out what went wrong.
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Oct 1, 2018 01:13
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Psychotic Weasel posted:How about we look for pictures of Icarus instead? Maybe that will help give Armand some humility while he figures out what went wrong. Armand and Humility do not belong together in the same paragraph. DFC Are the dinner plates all one monolithic texture? I feel like we could put Omnifood guys on there with crosses on them as Armand's bloodthirst for revenge grows.
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Oct 1, 2018 01:16
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Enchanted Hat posted:
Ah, the ACTUAL old friend we all know and love.
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Oct 1, 2018 01:16
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Pharohman777 posted:I think there should be merkel themed stuff everywhere, especially the pictures. Arrange the table and chairs in the merkel diamond. Seconding this.
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Oct 1, 2018 01:19
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There's no cherry in the cherry cake
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Oct 1, 2018 05:47
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GirlCalledBob posted:There's no cherry in the cherry cake I now choose to believe all the terrible recipes were a buildup to this idiomatic pun.
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Oct 1, 2018 05:53
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I was just going to add the Bluths to the pictures, but these ideas are much more interesting. Here are the textures for editing. The 9-picture collage is unfortunately not one texture, so it can't be turned into one big painting.
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Oct 1, 2018 07:40
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Enchanted Hat posted:The 9-picture collage is unfortunately not one texture, so it can't be turned into one big painting. How big are each of the textures then? I want to make it into a collage of the mugshots of everyone who has ever wronged Armand in any way.
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Oct 1, 2018 09:03
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Aesculus posted:How big are each of the textures then? I want to make it into a collage of the mugshots of everyone who has ever wronged Armand in any way. I like it! Here's the texture. 
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Oct 1, 2018 15:30
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Pharohman777 posted:I think there should be merkel themed stuff everywhere, especially the pictures. Arrange the table and chairs in the merkel diamond. YES. DF for the wall and floors, Merkel for the tables, and Merkel for the pictures. Especially the picture of Merkel right after Bush tried to give her a back rub. Oooh, and the one of her and Obama where she's sharing her beefs about the nincompoops she has to deal with in Europe.
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Oct 1, 2018 18:51
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This episode is weird, it made decent sense. What the hell. Anyway I'm doubling up on the Merkel theme.
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Oct 1, 2018 19:06
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All German restaurants should look like medieval castles. Fact. Vote: DCB Also, put up the fencing decorations such that the interior looks like the ‘Maze of the Minotaur’. As for future research topics. Vote: French appetizers German desserts Italian soups American main courses
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Oct 1, 2018 21:09
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DFA and completely oversaturate the room with those weird mannequin things, for that maximum 'this is the dungeon where Armand will cook the bodies of his enemies' look.
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Oct 1, 2018 21:15
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Enchanted Hat posted:If Delia divorces Armand, he should marry Klaus. Counterpoint: no one should marry Armand. I don't recall, was Klaus in the previous game or did they have to spontaneously materialize an "old friend" who isn't sick of Armand's bullshit by virtue of not having seen him in years? CourValant posted:All German restaurants should look like medieval castles. Fact. All German restaurants should look like the Biergarten equivalent of a Cracker Barrel but this is also acceptable.
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Oct 1, 2018 21:19
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Even better: make the restaurant theme "Armand x Merkel forever".
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Oct 1, 2018 21:45
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Wonderslug posted:All German restaurants should look like the Biergarten equivalent of a Cracker Barrel but this is also acceptable. I like the cut of your jibe, friend. 
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Oct 1, 2018 22:36
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Wonderslug posted:Counterpoint: no one should marry Armand. Klaus just appears completely out of nowhere, which is a little suspicious. But as you say, he's one of the few people Armand hasn't alienated yet.
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Oct 1, 2018 22:38
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It's because he's a figment of his imagination as the stress of his life slow starts to manifest itself in weird ways. The restaurant we're managing on his friends behalf doesn't actually exist...
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Oct 1, 2018 23:20
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I think Klaus is now my favorite character. He tells Armand that there's nothing he could do to either his marriage or his career that wouldn't end up with him loving it up worse (true), then tricks Armand into running his restaurant by first convincing him that he needs a "vacation". Also: WampaPartyEX posted:Put at least one mirror next to every table so the customers have to look at themselves drinking wine in a German restaurant all meal. and I'm going to vote for French Breakfast, Italian breakfast, American Breakfast, and German breakfast, and Italian Soups for cruelty's sake.
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Oct 1, 2018 23:34
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Here you go: I couldn't find people to fill the last two on the bottom right with so I just put the lady from the boxart and Merkel since we're going for a Merkel themed restaurant anyway.
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Oct 1, 2018 23:38
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Aesculus posted:Here you go: Is there any way we can put penciled-in devil horns on the people Armand hates and have a cheesy halo over Merkel? Because I feel like that would complete the image.
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Oct 1, 2018 23:52
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 This comes so close to being a normal breakfast, even if the bacon portion sizes are weird, but then you drown it in more than a cup of milk? I'm assuming the potato and onion are for fancy rear end hash browns. Fun fact I just learned from Wikipedia, Bintje potatoes were named "Potato of the Year" in 2012. Research! French main courses American main courses German appetizers Italian main courses Italian desserts habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Oct 2, 2018 |
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Oct 2, 2018 00:11
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Dr. Snark posted:Is there any way we can put penciled-in devil horns on the people Armand hates and have a cheesy halo over Merkel? Because I feel like that would complete the image. With the power of ten seconds in MS Paint, of course we can! (someone else can do much better than this  ) Might as well make one of the bigger portraits of Angel Merkel if we're adding halos here.
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Oct 2, 2018 00:14
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I like that you gave Bundeskanzlerin Merkel angel wings to go with the halo.
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Oct 2, 2018 00:17
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Nondevor posted:With the power of ten seconds in MS Paint, of course we can! (someone else can do much better than this No, that's the exact level of quality that I envisioned. If it looked any better it wouldn't properly display Armand's pettiness 
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Oct 2, 2018 00:17
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Enchanted Hat posted:Klaus just appears completely out of nowhere, which is a little suspicious. But as you say, he's one of the few people Armand hasn't alienated yet. Klaus is in fact Delia's secret lover and sleeper agent. The plan is to get Armand out of the country, so that Delia and crew can take over the 'Empire' once and for all. I mean, did you really think she went on that trip to buy rodent-poo coffee? She was in fact meeting with Omnifood in the Seychelles to finalize plans on how best to divvy up the culinary world post-Armand.
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Oct 2, 2018 00:25
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habeasdorkus posted:
That's also a shitload of butter for one serving. im the meticulously measured .84 slice of bacon for real tho
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Oct 2, 2018 01:26
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Nondevor posted:With the power of ten seconds in MS Paint, of course we can! (someone else can do much better than this 
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Oct 2, 2018 01:35
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What are the odds at this point that box art lady even exists in the game?
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Oct 2, 2018 07:45
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Zagglezig posted:What are the odds at this point that box art lady even exists in the game? About the same as the odds that the plot will suddenly swerve into a compelling critique on the nature of man before the end of the game.
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Oct 2, 2018 08:22
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Nondevor posted:With the power of ten seconds in MS Paint, of course we can! (someone else can do much better than this That's wonderful . Now we just need to do something with the larger paintings.
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The Great Frenchmen of History collection, from Gallerie Fråüdùlênt:
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