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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

ShriekingMarxist posted:

it's incredible to me how every day something happens that would have been a months long scandal during the Obama admin and a stain on his presidency and we just keep going full throttle



Yeah it's pretty amazing what you can do when your own party is committed to having almost no shame at all and the other one thinks flagellating themselves for not living up to the even fake decorum rules, much less actual laws, is a good thing that people will love and reward them for despite the evidence all around them that no one gives a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You had me at new chili

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

she also liked minnie mouse



:smith:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


also I found this screenshot I took from almost two years ago

from one of spicy's pressers iirc



really encapsulates what january-february 2017 felt like

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/CGasparino/status/1047157172331794433

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


oh hey it's the sister of that boy Obama killed

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

its like when martial arts guys talk about how they only use their deadly moves for self defense but have somehow gotten into dozens of brawls as adults

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Yeah it's pretty amazing what you can do when your own party is committed to having almost no shame at all and the other one thinks flagellating themselves for not living up to the even fake decorum rules, much less actual laws, is a good thing that people will love and reward them for despite the evidence all around them that no one gives a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Their bosses give a poo poo, since they are paying them to be controlled opposition

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

https://twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/1047229534033076225

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
i just spent ninety minutes writing an email to some attorneys for work and i genuinely think this is more effort than what's been put into the kavanaugh investigation by the fbi and the senate judiciary committee behind

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

https://twitter.com/ByronYork/status/1047206565441404928

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

im a violent drunken sociopath, unlike u snowflakes

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

incredibly good tweet

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
ah the ole fake Cher account, gets em every time

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

theres two types of people in the world, people who think getting blind drunk and getting into fights in public is cool, and people who hate those other people

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





BASTA

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

getting takeout with chuck schumer, and you decide to split a wonton soup, chuck gives you the wontons and keeps all the broth

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



kopasetic posted:

ah the ole fake Cher account, gets em every time

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


When FBI director Chris Wray was Chris Christie's attorney, he kept one of Christie's phones hidden during the Bridgegate trial

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
this story totally happened btw (just ask the guys he grew up with)

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
bar fights are great. gives u a chance to get charged with multiple felonies or better yet have your head staved in by a stranger who might never be charged. love to brag about needless drunken altercations.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Nae! posted:

i just spent ninety minutes writing an email to some attorneys for work and i genuinely think this is more effort than what's been put into the kavanaugh investigation by the fbi and the senate judiciary committee behind

whoa there the senate judiciary committee has spent a lot of effort smearing Kavanaugh's accusers as people that have had sex before!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



why would I fight comrades, or why would I drink with the enemy? does not compute

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



just watched a stray dog use an escalator to steal a sandwich out of a lady's purse

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Leftists don't get into barfights but instead kill 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 through communism

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

just watched a stray dog use an escalator to steal a sandwich out of a lady's purse

buy that dog an account

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin


ugh, fred trump

he was a wicked old corpse even when he was alive and donald looks unformed, empty, almost innocent beside him

now i understand: there is only one trump, a hideous parasite, reborn in a fresh host after using up the old one with its evil

which of the trumo children will be next to receive it?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lmao


https://twitter.com/JohnWCasey885/status/1047167966524190721


https://twitter.com/ThomasVautour/status/1047165770483073024


https://twitter.com/Reganonymous/status/1047169725585866754


https://twitter.com/CarlStevens44/status/1047171033407533056


https://twitter.com/Pdzielinski/status/1047197473415090176


https://twitter.com/kevinsypolt1/status/1047174957866897408

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

kopasetic posted:

ah the ole fake Cher account, gets em every time

i dont care that tweet rules

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
If you don't drink every day, you are just like donald j trump

PoopOnaShoe
Apr 14, 2009

pushpins posted:

Leftists don't get into barfights but instead kill 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 through communism

we know how horny you guys are for genocide

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Utz posted:

ugh, fred trump

he was a wicked old corpse even when he was alive and donald looks unformed, empty, almost innocent beside him

now i understand: there is only one trump, a hideous parasite, reborn in a fresh host after using up the old one with its evil

which of the trumo children will be next to receive it?

ivanka

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



They let then woman do the fighting

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

just watched a stray dog use an escalator to steal a sandwich out of a lady's purse

07

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

ABOMINATION... many such cases!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




i wonder if they all furiously tweet stories about the hyper violent left killing white babies

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

weird how to these people men aren't men until they punch a drunk stranger in the face but punching a Nazi while sober is a bridge too far

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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It's funny because every conservative from baby man Ben Shapiro to diaper boy Charlie Kirk jerk off imagining the epic beatdown they would give a leftist who tried to fight them

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I was pretty much done with bars forever after a few friends and I went out one night and I saw some dude get ambushed with a beer bottle to the back of the head for no apparent reason

love to pay a 600% mark-up and witness assault with a weapon and find transportation there and back

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