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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Theresa May is the UK Jeb! Except May managed to stumble rear end-backwards into power.

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I have eaten fewer calories in two weeks than Trump does in a day and I'm not down to 239 yet what the gently caress

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

ScrubLeague posted:

There is absolutely no way Jesus Christ, Lord of all the world for eternity, gives a single poo poo what 5% of the world's population in one sliver of time does with their internal politics

au contraire the usa is gods chosen country and he pays special attention to us and that is why we are great

...is something i would make up to hyperbolically make a point if weird conservatives didn't literally say that in interviews and stuff

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Just had breakfast at a hotel and overheard some women talking about how Trump and Kavanaugh are full of poo poo. Took every fiber of my being to not add “ and piss”

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1047461955475329024

excited for tromp!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

Theresa May is the UK Jeb! Except May managed to stumble rear end-backwards into power.

tbh that's basically pence

could you imagine pence trying to fight that 2016 primary? he'd have been jebbed immediately

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

alnilam posted:

au contraire the usa is gods chosen country and he pays special attention to us and that is why we are great

...is something i would make up to hyperbolically make a point if weird conservatives didn't literally say that in interviews and stuff

Did you know that literally every empire in history believed this

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Baloogan posted:

lol


what does ur naem mean


the null, nothing?

It means voice of nothingness, or in terms you all can relate to better, speaker for the dead

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




toad dick pic confirmed

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

low energy tweet

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


https://twitter.com/yfernandez82/status/1047451636749221889

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ScrubLeague posted:

I have eaten fewer calories in two weeks than Trump does in a day and I'm not down to 239 yet what the gently caress

thats why hes president (congrats on doin a weight loss)

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Make Outer Heaven Great Again

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

im already triggered and will probably turn my phone off and hideaway outside

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1047462081249927168

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

The statesman Austin petersen is gonna kick that pirate lovers rear end

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

eat my rear end trump sms

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmao

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



this is gonna result in something stupid, it's been foreshadowed way too much

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Yeah that's gonna really gently caress with us vampire shift workers, 1:18 is like right as I'm falling asleep

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



can I text trump back

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

by decree of phone no brain shall remain unbroken

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


strikes

https://twitter.com/UNITEHERE26/status/1047418298588155909

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/1047462599758102529

#JustStand

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



jerry seinfel posted:

this is gonna result in something stupid, it's been foreshadowed way too much

hawaii nuclear launch false alarm but bigger

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Taking bets on what the first presidential sms will say.

I'm leaning towards "witch hunt"

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



FabioClone posted:

Taking bets on what the first presidential sms will say.

I'm leaning towards "witch hunt"

no collusion

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

That tweet about black mirror episode where the president's thoughts appear on a rectangle in your pocket

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

"drat, the dems are really stepping up their illegal voter fraud !" - every Republican voter.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

i hope i 03 myself otw 2 werk

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


A lot of secret agents/undercover cops/ unfaithful lovers are going to have their positions under beds/inside closets/lurking in shadows blown by sudden presidential texts and those rear end-beatings will be on the presidents conscience

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

does McConnell have the votes yet

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
ALERT: A man’s life is in tatters

ALERT: Why didn’t she come forward sooner

ALERT: This man’s beautiful wonderful daughters are crushed

ALERT: She was asking for it by being at the party

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


scavino give donald his loving phone back, he needs to gently caress up kavanaugj more

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Listening to the times story and hahaha holy poo poo its crimes all the way down

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1047288685090299905

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/chicagotribune/status/1047464264490016774

:350:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


gently caress off

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1047464913738842113

aw man

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
tho on second thought i bet ivanka would look goofy af in a race suit

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