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Squizzle posted:it needs to it's roofies for every cell phone in america
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glad i slept through the alert, but i wish i was out in public seeing everyone get TRONMPd in real time
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Oh cool. I can't keep up with these millennial crazes. I craft my posts and my tweets separately, preferring levity for the former and vitriol for the later.
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Trump is gone use the alert system to start civil war 2 the second he goes down
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Donkwich posted:glad i slept through the alert, but i wish i was out in public seeing everyone get TRONMPd in real time everyone just looked puzzled and annoyed for a half second then turned it off and didnt speak about it
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Squizzle posted:it needs to the only emergency in america is fascism and we need to be extremely online for that one buddy
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A Handed Missus posted:https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/1047554510468648960 so-called iran
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Donkwich posted:glad i slept through the alert, but i wish i was out in public seeing everyone get TRONMPd in real time it was literally the same as getting an amber alert or severe weather alert it's still creepy as poo poo hearing the emergency tone go off on a dozen phones at once tho
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Pomp posted:Trump is gone use the alert system to start civil war 2 the second he goes down it'll start the second he goes down with no intervention on his part that is how maga chuds work
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Mons Hubris posted:I didn’t get the test You have been selected for deportation.
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LawfulWaffle posted:Oh cool. I can't keep up with these millennial crazes. I craft my posts and my tweets separately, preferring levity for the former and vitriol for the later. And failing at both! 
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Al! posted:everyone just looked puzzled and annoyed for a half second then turned it off and didnt speak about it we were in the middle of a trial and now “Trump text” is in the official record maybe said by me
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shyduck posted:Presidential alert: Get 5% off your Trump Steaks order with promo code TRUMP https://youtu.be/z6f7j1E61sM
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I like severe weather alerts bc severe weather kicks rear end
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got any sevens posted:whats the point i'd like to be a bit buzzed for the nuclear holocaust
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The Snoo posted:it was literally the same as getting an amber alert or severe weather alert this one was far less annoying than Amber Alerts
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tacodaemon posted:I like severe weather alerts bc severe weather kicks rear end
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tacodaemon posted:I like severe weather alerts bc severe weather kicks rear end c l o u d y with a chance of s e s h
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Pomp posted:Coworker is absolutely certain the Dems will do something if they win lol where do you work, a bunny pets factory?
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my posts contain the essence of my chi - pls don't steal them and post them on twitter
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euphronius posted:we were in the middle of a trial and now “Trump text” is in the official record That owns
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That would be either 2008 or 1992
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has anybody said "2008" yet? edit: FUCKIN GATDANGIT
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A Handed Missus posted:how could donald do this to us im literally shaking op
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euphronius posted:holy lmao Yeah I fully expected that to be yet another Onion megaton bomb but Hard Times done stepped up their game
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TMMadman posted:And failing at both! 
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Waffles Inc. posted:can't believe that the times put out a story that would have been a years long scandal that would have possibly cost literally any previous president their job the best part is he didnt even deny it just said it was an old story and a hit job lol this coutnry sucks
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got any sevens posted:whats the point surely there could exist sub-apocalyptic level emergencies
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honestly the EAS tone would be a good alarm clock noise just because it's so loving anxiety-inducing and scary that I wouldn't be able to fall back asleep
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Waffles Inc. posted:can't believe that the times put out a story that would have been a years long scandal that would have possibly cost literally any previous president their job fyi it's 2018
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sources familiar with Kavanaugh's thinking say that he likes beer
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