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Millenials are killing avocados by driving them to extinction in their insatiable avocado-lust the "gangway, ladies" part was the best part though
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heternal award lmao.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 16:35 |
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Death giving the thumbs up is the best.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 16:39 |
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Cat Mattress posted:It's not even a little off. Yeah nah that Eichhoff is full of poo poo and literally 0% of people listening to the speech would have even considered the possibility that Kennedy was claiming to be a literal occupant of Berlin had he said "Ich bin Berliner".
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 16:43 |
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:
I'm not sure this can be topped.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 16:57 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 16:59 |
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seiferguy posted:Death giving the thumbs up is the best.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 17:04 |
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Zero_Grade posted:Also I thought us millenials ate nothing but avocados but somehow we're still killing them. Once you eat them, they’re no longer alive. Checkmate liberal.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 17:05 |
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Death's blood drops matching his tears. Sublime.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 17:26 |
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Where's the statue of liberty though?
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 17:31 |
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Jurgan posted:And then you never get invited to a press conference again. Which might be worth it if you were exposing something important, but losing your access just to humiliate the president is childish self-promotion. No wonder Rall likes the idea.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 17:38 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:02 |
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Flipperwaldt posted:Where's the statue of liberty though? I'm a little sad he didn't find a way to include dead Sally Field or a "The End" reference. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A large part of me hopes he abuses the poo poo out of this thing, sending "alerts" about Hillary, victimized rich white guys, and WITCH HUNT! right before an election. 10 11 Duterte: "My only sin is the extra-judicial killings" 12 I dunno..that architecture actually looks pretty decent for a Rall. 13
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:06 |
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Cat Mattress posted:That's not what actual German-speaking people think, though. Ok, that makes a lot of sense. I take it back.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:29 |
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This is thoroughly, thoroughly creepy.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:41 |
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just read the last thirty or so pages, drat, these cartoonists are reallly frothing mad that their rapey boy is put into question, aren't they, delicious.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:43 |
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All right wing cartoonists are rapists
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:50 |
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Strange how all of us forgot to falsely accuse Neil Gorsuch of sexual assault even though his political beliefs are just as lovely as Kavanaugh.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:57 |
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I don't understand this format, is this a yearbook thing? What do the numbers mean?
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:08 |
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SeANMcBAY posted:Strange how all of us forgot to falsely accuse Neil Gorsuch of sexual assault even though his political beliefs are just as lovely as Kavanaugh. I’ve heard this argument, but I’m not sure it works because of timing. There was no way we were going to hold Garland’s seat open for two years, but a failed Kavanaugh nomination could prevent Trump from getting a replacement through before the mid-terms.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:25 |
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“How DARE you lowly mortals question Donald Trump’s nomination of the Living God Brett Kavanaugh!” Kinda letting your hand show a bit too much that you crave authoritarianism rule over any sort of democratic procedure, Bok, you dumb fucker
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:41 |
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fool_of_sound posted:All right wing cartoonists are rapists Can't this hard enough.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:11 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I mean, you could literally translate it as "I am a Berliner," but the way an actual German would say they were from Berlin would be "Ich bin Berliner." Adding the article changes the context in a way that wouldn't be obvious to a non-native speaker, but he did erroneously say he was a jam donut. To go back to the example I had before, it would be like if, following 9/11, George Bush claimed he was born in New York. Sure, someone who was born in New York might say that, and it might lessen ambiguity if you happened to think that he was claiming to be a magazine, but it sounds stupid as gently caress, is a lie, and doesn't in the slightest communicate a message of solidarity.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:38 |
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Fulchrum posted:No, he didn't. "Ich bin Berliner" means "I am from Berlin", and not "I am a Berliner". Which JFK was not, and was not the point of what he was saying. He was saying the literal phrase "I am a Berliner", because that was the message he was intending to communicate, of solidarity with these people, not just saying it only matters to people from there. The larger point is that no one was confused by what JFK was saying. All the rest is just linguistic hair-splitting.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:40 |
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Jurgan posted:The larger point is that no one was confused by what JFK was saying. All the rest is just linguistic hair-splitting.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:44 |
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Garrison posted:The evidence is beginning to point toward a fact about Christine Ford: She’s a liar who perjured herself. If there is any justice in the world, she’ll be locked up for her perjury—especially when an innocent man’s reputation was dragged through the muck. Kirschen posted:I think that the non-stop media attacks on the President are going to give him a win in the upcoming mid-term elections. Stiglich posted:Senator Blumenthal has high standards for honesty and integrity for everyone but himself.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:45 |
Even Garrison can't make Kavanaugh look sympathetic.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:51 |
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Alhazred posted:Even Garrison can't make Kavanaugh look sympathetic. Is he the first one to attack Ford directly, rather than focus on the Democrats supposedly exploiting her?
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:52 |
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Jurgan posted:Is he the first one to attack Ford directly, rather than focus on the Democrats supposedly exploiting her? No but I love how conservatives have straight up weaponized the symbol for female. Being female is now something actively opposed to their agenda and they know it
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:54 |
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I can't remember FBI doing anything back in '09 so I guess it's just generic 'government = bad'. No comment about the other plot.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:55 |
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Ben Garrison posted:The boyfriend also contradicted her claim of ‘fear of flying’ when in fact, he once flew with her in Hawaii in a single-engine plane. ahahahahahahahaha
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 21:31 |
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I am honestly shocked this isn't in poorer taste.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 21:38 |
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Fulchrum posted:I am honestly shocked this isn't in poorer taste. Yeah, he should have dressed her as a prostitute.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 21:41 |
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That Garrison rant has got to break some kind of record for straw grasping. She flew on an airplane! She donated to Killary!!! SHE WEARS GLASSES
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 21:44 |
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throw to first drat IT posted:
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 21:55 |
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I like that Garrison stuck in that "One of many boyfriends" remark. Really keeping it classy.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:01 |
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throw to first drat IT posted:
I think this was around when conservatives were flipping out about Obama not equating Islam and terrorism. I remember there was Republican outrage about how he wasn't calling terrorists Muslim extremists or something stupid along those lines.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:10 |
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I have to wonder if the airplane thing is just a lame gotcha, or if they genuinely think that it's literally impossible to do something that you're afraid of. Like they think that having courage means not being afraid of anything, rather than being afraid of something and doing it anyway. It would certainly fit in with the machismo and posturing of the right.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:11 |
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Xander77 posted:But my high school German teacher said otherwise, and that matters more than any of your so-called "facts". You (and the rest of the derail posters) forgot rule 1 - ignore everything Fulcrum emits. He wouldn't recognise a joke if it ran up and bit him on the arse after screaming "I'm a joke!" at the top of it's lungs.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:17 |
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That Benghazi panel is pretty perfect.
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