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Chunky Monkey
Jun 12, 2005
Kill the Gnome!

Dr. Snark posted:

YEAAAAAHHHHH EAT CLUSTER BOMBS YOU PIECE OF poo poo

Also what in the gently caress was that thing?! We were hit by anti-ship and anti-air missiles and active AAA! How the hell do you get that many guns on a tanker!? And more importantly, can we do it ourselves eventually?

Bote lobby demands it.

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Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


Just slap a CIWS every thirty feet along its length, it'll be fine

bibliosabreur
Oct 21, 2017
The Kalibrs are from a boxed launching system, so its intention is to be launched from a freighter or anything else that can carry a cargo container. The FN-6 and the Bofors 20mm are both practically man-portable and could be bolted to almost anything bigger than a golf cart. All in all, with the exception of the surprise sea-attack Kalibrs, about as expected. (I wouldn't be surprised if it had a couple of ATGMs for anti-smallboat work, too.)

sparkmaster
Apr 1, 2010
Good lord I hope we got some 4k footage of the fireworks for our highlight reel.

Jimmy4400nav
Apr 1, 2011

Ambassador to Moonlandia

bibliosabreur posted:

The Kalibrs are from a boxed launching system, so its intention is to be launched from a freighter or anything else that can carry a cargo container. The FN-6 and the Bofors 20mm are both practically man-portable and could be bolted to almost anything bigger than a golf cart. All in all, with the exception of the surprise sea-attack Kalibrs, about as expected. (I wouldn't be surprised if it had a couple of ATGMs for anti-smallboat work, too.)

Probably this, with a conex SAM systems, strapping a couple of off brand TOW missiles and a handful of Bofors to the ship and suddenly it'll have enough teeth to ward off any light attach or slow sky movers.

Lets pour one out for our buddies in the Albanian bote league, add them to the Rolodex of brave employees who've been lost at sea. We have the watch now :(

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


*pours out a melted Snickers* and now their watch has ended

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
:allears:

Best thread ever.

I love how we accidentally sank a Chinese frigate with one wayward munition, but when we try to sink a civilian ship we have to pull out all the stops!

slothrop fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Oct 4, 2018

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

Dr. Snark posted:

YEAAAAAHHHHH EAT CLUSTER BOMBS YOU PIECE OF poo poo

Also what in the gently caress was that thing?! We were hit by anti-ship and anti-air missiles and active AAA! How the hell do you get that many guns on a tanker!? And more importantly, can we do it ourselves eventually?

The biggest container ships in the world today are 400m long and almost 60m wide. If anything its a question of why didn't they fit more weapons onto it.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

slothrop posted:

:allears:

Best thread ever.

I love how we accidentally sank a Chinese frigate with one wayward munition, but when we try to sink a civilian ship we have to pull out all the stops!

It's a loving monster of a ship compared to a puny frigate, and even much larger than even the biggest aircraft carriers so yea you'll a few proper big holes to sink the thing.

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
... Geeze. Upside I guess it's good we didn't try and capture or tug it.

$##! Nougat.

Also, double the alcohol rations.

What condition are the Nighthawks in? If we're goig to be going latex glove deep in SAM networks, we're gonna want to get them ready.

Dimitris
Apr 11, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Dance Officer posted:

It's a loving monster of a ship compared to a puny frigate, and even much larger than even the biggest aircraft carriers so yea you'll a few proper big holes to sink the thing.

Fun fact: During the "Tanker Wars" in the '80s, a popular method to rapidly establish a (relatively) safe corridor through a suspected minefield was to literally power through it with one of the gigantic supertankers. They could take an insane amount of mine hits and keep going.

There is at least one photo out there (sadly can't find it ATM) showing one such tanker sitting really low in the waterline, full of detonation marks but still motoring on, exiting the Hormuz straits.

TheDemon
Dec 11, 2006

...on the plus side I'm feeling much more angry now than I expected so this totally helps me get in character.
There was also the incident where the tanker Bridgeton hit a mine, kept going, and the US warships assigned to protect it hid in its wake because they were much more likely to sink to a mine hit than the tanker was.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

Dimitris posted:

Fun fact: During the "Tanker Wars" in the '80s, a popular method to rapidly establish a (relatively) safe corridor through a suspected minefield was to literally power through it with one of the gigantic supertankers. They could take an insane amount of mine hits and keep going.

There is at least one photo out there (sadly can't find it ATM) showing one such tanker sitting really low in the waterline, full of detonation marks but still motoring on, exiting the Hormuz straits.

I had forgotten all about that. Someone did an awesome effortpost series on the Iran-Iraq War in (I think) the Mil-Hist thread.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009

Dimitris posted:

Fun fact: During the "Tanker Wars" in the '80s, a popular method to rapidly establish a (relatively) safe corridor through a suspected minefield was to literally power through it with one of the gigantic supertankers. They could take an insane amount of mine hits and keep going.

There is at least one photo out there (sadly can't find it ATM) showing one such tanker sitting really low in the waterline, full of detonation marks but still motoring on, exiting the Hormuz straits.

I highly doubt that was an established strategy. There were only two mine hits in total involving US forces (one on a tanker, one on a frigate) and in the first case nobody suspected the existence of a minefield until they hit one.

US minesweeping capability was essentially nonexistent so once they discovered the minefield that was just the only expedient way to minimize the threat to everyone in that specific scenario.

Yooper
Apr 30, 2012


Poll time! This has to do with the new format. Lemme know what you guys think.

http://www.strawpoll.me/16580647

thetruegentleman
Feb 5, 2011

You call that potato a Trump avatar?

THIS is a Trump Avatar!

wedgekree posted:

... Geeze. Upside I guess it's good we didn't try and capture or tug it.

$##! Nougat.

Knowing the Russians, they probably figured we'd try to steal it and had it armed it as such.

Edit: Can't speak for everyone else, but videos of things like what happened with Grand Soar would be great. Thirty minutes of planes taking off, not so much.

thetruegentleman fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Oct 4, 2018

Yooper
Apr 30, 2012




The NYSE opened with sharply higher numbers for the Mars Candy Conglomerate.



The reduction in risk netted not only a significant uptick in share price but a reduction in derivative based futures on the shadow market. I'm not sure what that last part means but Herbert Kornfeld seems quite pleased about it.

On the downside these things have just crossed the border in Bulgaria.



Support crews and fuel trucks lag just behind. Near as we can tell they are running buttoned up with minimal, if any at all, infantry support.

To our North the EU.NATO flight crews are being hemmed in. Croatian corporate loss teams are securing the border while Hungarian teams are slower to mobilize. As of right now the flight crews are still on the loose but within a day or so they'll get rounded up.






So what'll it be?

Option A : Hunt Tanks

Option B : Pilot Rescue

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Oh man I wish we could do both. But we're good at blowing up armored forces, and we don't want Bulgaria to fall.

Yooper
Apr 30, 2012


habeasdorkus posted:

Oh man I wish we could do both. But we're good at blowing up armored forces, and we don't want Bulgaria to fall.

We will do both. For now it's which one is first. Circumstances may change a bit depending which one happens last.

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer
Is that some weird souped-up T-55?

CourValant
Feb 25, 2016

Do You Remember Love?

Yooper posted:

So what'll it be?

Option B : Pilot Rescue

Hopefully this will mean more pilots and EU.NATO support when we do go tank bustin'.

***** e *****

Corrected my vote to B; not sure why I listed A initially when I gave reasoning for B.

CourValant fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Oct 4, 2018

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Gervasius posted:

Is that some weird souped-up T-55?

Looks like a T-55 barrel and turret, with some new optics and up armoring (especially with the reactive plates.) Possibly unmanned.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Yooper posted:

We will do both. For now it's which one is first. Circumstances may change a bit depending which one happens last.

If we wait on the tanks there's only a few places where they can get through the mountain passes towards Sofia and central Bulgaria. Taking out the roads at set points would significantly slow or maybe even trap their armored columns with only what air cover and mobile SAM equipment ROMARM can muster... and also make it so that we don't need to worry about guided munitions getting jammed since even iron bombs can be pretty effective when you're aiming at a multi-mile long column on a major highway. Also, since there's no accompanying infantry they won't be able to hold what they take, so we might want to bait them into racing for the capital anyways. Arsenal AD and the Bulgarian government probably wouldn't love that, though, since it'd mean the northern third of the country getting rolled over by an aggressive power.

That would also mean the security forces won't be as hot on the tail of the EU.NATO pilots, allowing us to do a more thorough SEAD mission before trying to get those flyboys evaced. Let's go B heros!

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Oct 4, 2018

power crystals
Jun 6, 2007

Who wants a belly rub??

A

As much as I’d rather make more friends, we are wildly better at exploding things than rescuing them.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Hunt tanks.

bibliosabreur
Oct 21, 2017
Those look like some kind of Kontakt-1-equipped TR-85s. Think T-55 with twice the base level of steel armor (which...still isn't a whole lot by modern standards). Definitely something that needs a good working-over with Mavericks and Brimstones.

The big worry is a) possible jamming over the AO, b) any fighter cover, and c) any SAM/AAA cover. The more we have to deal with the latter two threats, the less we can throw at the armored column itself.

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

Considering our last wacky op just got a bunch of Albanians killed and made the air smell like nougat, let's stick to our core competency of blowing poo poo up.

FrangibleCover
Jan 23, 2018

Nothing going on in my quiet corner of the Pacific.

This is the life. I'm just lying here in my hammock in Townsville, sipping a G&T.
Seems like reasonably simple calculus to me. The longer we wait on the pilots the less room they have to manoeuvre and the less time we have to do everything properly. The longer we wait on the tanks the further away from their static jammers and defences they get. B first

The tank is some sort of T-55 with reactive armour bolted to it. It won't stop any of our guided weapons but it's unlikely to be phased by iron bombs.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
I'll go with hunting the armour first.

Load up one Tornado with brimstones, attach one or two planes with recon pods, and a wing of fighter escort. Let's stagger this op into a few stages and use the first stage to get an idea of what kind of numbers we're talking, and what kind of air defense they have.

PenguinSalsa
Nov 10, 2009
Nice tanks. It'd be a shame if something would happen to them.

But I've changed my mind, B) SAR first

PenguinSalsa fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Oct 5, 2018

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

FrangibleCover posted:

Seems like reasonably simple calculus to me. The longer we wait on the pilots the less room they have to manoeuvre and the less time we have to do everything properly. The longer we wait on the tanks the further away from their static jammers and defences they get. B first

This is decent logic. SAR first.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Let's go with B first.

We could stand to refine our SAR procedures, anyway.

sparkmaster
Apr 1, 2010
Hunt the Tanks

FrangibleCover
Jan 23, 2018

Nothing going on in my quiet corner of the Pacific.

This is the life. I'm just lying here in my hammock in Townsville, sipping a G&T.
Remember that we are doing both, tank busting is definitely a core competency but all that means is that we're good enough at it to leave it until later without it being a huge problem for us. I'm seriously concerned that if we don't get the pilots out now we won't get them out at all.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




SAR first

ForeverBWFC
Oct 19, 2011

Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!

FrangibleCover posted:

Seems like reasonably simple calculus to me. The longer we wait on the pilots the less room they have to manoeuvre and the less time we have to do everything properly. The longer we wait on the tanks the further away from their static jammers and defences they get. B first

The tank is some sort of T-55 with reactive armour bolted to it. It won't stop any of our guided weapons but it's unlikely to be phased by iron bombs.

Agreed, SAR FIRST .

Yooper
Apr 30, 2012


Sometimes you can't make this poo poo up.

http://www.yugoimport.com/en/proizvodi/t-55t-62-main-battle-tank-families-upgrade-package

Genaro
Sep 22, 2011
"transformation of morally obsolete tanks into effective combat systems addapted to modern warfare scenarios"

That's... a unique problem for your tank squad, for sure

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Genaro posted:

"transformation of morally obsolete tanks into effective combat systems addapted to modern warfare scenarios"

That's... a unique problem for your tank squad, for sure

gotta change with the times. need to teach tanks being gay is ok.

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Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe
SAR first following Frangible's logic.

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