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Hot take: elective cosmetic surgery without the person's consent is messed up, whatever the age
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I say this every time circumcision comes up, but foreskins are a big problem after you become old. Once you stop being able to clean it yourself and start needing a caregiver to do it for you, it gets nasty. You can't reliably count on some underpaid young punk to peel it back every time they're doing peri care. If it gets bad enough then eventually it gets to the point where you can't peel it back at all, and before you know it you're struggling with chronic UTIs.
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Oct 1, 2018 02:23
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That’s ok, this thread is a showcase of bad life decisions, unlikely any of them will live that long.
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Oct 1, 2018 02:53
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You could get it amputated before that happens, but also not as an infant? I had mine snipped when I was like 10, and it sucked real bad, but at least it was by choice.
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Oct 1, 2018 02:59
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other countries seem to do fine with the old man dicks
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Don Gato posted:Yes? I didn't think it was weird my sister got her ears pierced that young, all my cousins also got their ears pierced at around the same age as well. Do you find people make this face a lot when meeting babies in your family? https://youtu.be/-RQR3r7tduA
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Oct 1, 2018 03:03
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Do you find people make this face a lot when meeting babies in your family? No, otherwise I would have realized it wasn't normal long before this afternoon.
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Oct 1, 2018 03:17
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Ziv Zulander posted:I say this every time circumcision comes up, but foreskins are a big problem after you become old. Interesting! That someone would make such a dumbass point more than once lol.
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Oct 1, 2018 15:12
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I was going through old pictures I saved on my phone and I found this
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Oct 1, 2018 20:20
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WAKE ME UP! (Wake me up inside!)
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Oct 1, 2018 20:59
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The big lion is crying. 
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Oct 2, 2018 05:21
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Vato posted:The big lion is crying. You would too if you gave birth through your mouth.
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Oct 2, 2018 06:09
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Picnic Princess posted:You would too if you gave birth through your mouth. Oral sex: not even once.
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Vato posted:The big lion is crying. Poor lion got smashed in the forehead with a sledge and barfed out a what I thought was a dragon.
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Oct 3, 2018 22:02
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aside from the terrible execution this gives me flashbacks to 2000s deviantart where people would make ms paint drawings of their fursona that were inevitably a cronenburg of assorted animals haphazardly sewn together in a desperate appeal to the artists insecurities "This is my fursona WULFYRE and he is part WOLF and part DRAGON and part SNAKE and part -"
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Oct 4, 2018 01:53
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Dixville posted:I was going through old pictures I saved on my phone and I found this Lol, proto nihilistic memes
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Oct 4, 2018 08:43
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slash stab posted:aside from the terrible execution this gives me flashbacks to 2000s deviantart where people would make ms paint drawings of their fursona that were inevitably a cronenburg of assorted animals haphazardly sewn together in a desperate appeal to the artists insecurities Don't worry, sparkledogs still exist. So they've kept on in spirit.
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Oct 4, 2018 11:52
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Actually, he’s Firedash a pyrofox from the forest planet.
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Oct 4, 2018 12:12
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Not horrifically done but it definitely looks more like two random people with skin diseases as opposed to the MCR single cover. 
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Oct 5, 2018 09:33
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I think I'd rather have the skin disease than the MCR cover. I have seriously thought about getting feet tattoos, the entire premise of which are wordplay, but I'll be damned if I post any pictures of them that show a millimeter more of my gross-rear end feet than I have to.
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Oct 5, 2018 09:59
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whypick1 posted:I think I'd rather have the skin disease than the MCR cover. Haha touché! Yeah when I show pics of mine I crop them so it’s literally just the tattoos and no toes/toenails etc.
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Oct 5, 2018 11:06
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This seems relevant.
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Oct 5, 2018 13:28
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:This artist is definitely good but this? https://www.instagram.com/p/BoUGrB-BL63/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=k0e4af3mh0jv ugh “Hello, my teeth, hair, and clothes scream ‘very rich’ yet my tattoos scream ‘impaS ‘ avel ‘“ Why do the rich always get the worst tattoos. E: my guess is that this rich woman paid some $ artist to do an upper chest tattoo for her and the person just grabbed one of those XL but not XXL sharpies and drew it on her and a good artist did it exactly as drawn. Now my question is: who got paid more, the artist or the tattoo artist? E2: lol @ all the comments saying it’s amazing Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 20:14 on Oct 5, 2018 |
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Oct 5, 2018 19:48
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Thin Privilege posted:“Hello, my teeth, hair, and clothes scream ‘very rich’ yet my tattoos scream ‘impaS ‘ avel ‘“ Is it a signature? A friend of mine got Stan Lee to sign his arm and then had an artist standing by to ink it that day.
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Oct 5, 2018 20:11
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Doctor Zero posted:Is it a signature? A friend of mine got Stan Lee to sign his arm and then had an artist standing by to ink it that day. It’s calligraphy done by the guy in the first @ and done on the lady in the second @ The sharpie line appears to be done by the actual “artist” Oh and the word means unstoppable—The sharpie line is unstoppable it goes all the way down her back and all around her abdomen and to the universe cause it’s sharpie (It actually means unstoppable but why the sharpie)? Sorry, should have read the description of the pic in IG and then could have made fun of it in one post instead of two. Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 20:29 on Oct 5, 2018 |
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Oct 5, 2018 20:19
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*sigh* so my cousin started dating a guy 3 months ago who's a real winner. Warrants in multiple states, never finished high school, etc. She's been letting him tattoo her (with used needles  ) and welp:  He said he'll "fix" the second one (it's supposed to say "His Queen") but I really want to tell her to not let him because the more he does, the harder it's going to be for a real artist to fix it later. Plus she won't listen because she won't hear a word against him. Gonna be interesting when it blows up in 3-6 months and/or he infects her with Hepatitis or HIV from reusing the needles.
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Oct 9, 2018 00:37
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 I guess it reminds me of scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz? It’s like the suckypanther of Marilyn tattoos.
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Oct 9, 2018 01:20
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13Pandora13 posted:*sigh* so my cousin started dating a guy 3 months ago who's a real winner. Warrants in multiple states, never finished high school, etc. She's been letting him tattoo her (with used needles Your cousin is going to be covered in garbage tatts and probably gonna get hep c and there's nothing you can do about it. I'm sorry.
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Oct 9, 2018 02:59
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Lol I kinda like how bad it is.
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Oct 9, 2018 03:16
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What's wrong with this one? Artist just decided to make a sarcastic portrait. They just forgot didn't have any text to make it clear it's sarcasm. It's the Marilyn Monroe version of this.  REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:
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It's a sarcastic Marilyn Monroe tattoo. There was just no text for the artist to make it clear. Like the Marilyn Monroe version of this.
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Oct 9, 2018 03:22
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You could swap the tattoo in with this meme
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Oct 9, 2018 12:42
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Oct 9, 2018 14:14
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Don't post rick scott
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Oct 9, 2018 14:14
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Ah yes, the four directions: North, Sest, Wouth, and Est
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Oct 9, 2018 14:18
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LifeSunDeath posted:You could swap the tattoo in with this meme Oh that reminds me, I saw a guy with a KEK scratcher on his leg. I really don't want to know him any more.
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There's something wrong with this? That's news to me.
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