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akadajet posted:these headlines write themselves bazzzzzonga someone please do the needful and make loony tunes wile e. coyote vs. roadrunner stills with superimposed text as a means of making fun of tesla
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infernal machines posted:someone big appears to be divesting themselves of $tsla drat he should have taken that $420/share deal
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Oct 8, 2018 16:29
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Devonaut posted:drat he should have taken that $420/share deal
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infernal machines posted:someone big appears to be divesting themselves of $tsla yeah, either just finally threw in the hat for the obvious reasons, or possibly the sec stuff is not quite resolved yet and there is some inside knowledge about it (that stuff is complicated enough that companies like goldman may have experts that know of procedural issues which are too specialized for smaller investors and the media to pick up on quick)
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"loquacious and mendacious" is a pretty good musk descriptorquote:Meanwhile, the idea of "transportation as a service" ("TAAS") has been gaining traction among FSD watchers. Some analysts have gone so far as to claim that Tesla will not simply be a major player in the TAAS space, but the dominant one. This notion is at the core of Ark Invest's $4,000 price target. While a few other analysts would go that far, many do ascribe lots of value to Tesla's future in TAAS. For example, Morgan Stanley's (NYSE:MS) Adam Jonas, ascribes a third of his $291 price target to Tesla's notional future TAAS vertical, which he has dubbed "Tesla Mobility." Yes, Jonas, a real-life Wall Street investment analyst, sees a currently fictitious business division as worth $95. Sure. prisoner of waffles fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Oct 8, 2018 |
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prisoner of waffles posted:I think fondly of times when I deemed myself to have gotten another poaster's goat
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prisoner of waffles posted:"loquacious and mendacious" is a pretty good musk descriptor It's terrifying how much of the economy and indeed "human progress" is measured in terms of investor storytime
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https://twitter.com/JTSEO9/status/1049312713707540480
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quote:the idea of "transportation as a service" ("TAAS") Truly a groundbreaking idea, never before has humanity been able to pay someone in order to get goods, or indeed themselves, transported.
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prisoner of waffles posted:read enough threads and it becomes clear that one of the most common pleasures of poasting is getting mad at others / making others mad at oneself what does one actually do with all these loving goats
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Oct 8, 2018 18:15
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gschmidl posted:Truly a groundbreaking idea, never before has humanity been able to pay someone in order to get goods, or indeed themselves, transported.
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Oct 8, 2018 18:23
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who took my goat ill find my goat
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Oct 8, 2018 18:25
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you will never take my goat
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Not a Children posted:It's terrifying how much of the economy and indeed "human progress" is measured in terms of investor storytime Yeah, and then there's investor truthtelling time The timing of the next global financial crisis relative to the first big climate socks is interesting to think about Anyone ever think about how?
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Oct 8, 2018 18:37
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The shaggar, the fishmech, and the holy stymie might be billionaires (in microgoats)
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Shaggar posted:who took my goat ill find my goat
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Oct 8, 2018 18:41
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Who had the best goats gotten / goats given ratio
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Shaggar posted:who took my goat ill find my goat
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i do not post with the intent or desire to aggravate or annoy, i only post to provide the truth and ensure that the record is correct
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Gazpacho posted:The only problem with car purchase loans is that people sometimes pay them off I meant taxis, trains, trams, boats, etc.
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i hate the neologism "get one's goat" for "scored a victory over". i have no intention of getting anyone's goat, and nobody will ever get my goat.
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stymie-rates 
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Also, according to rumor, there's a margin call looming on Musk. It's not known if it's at 250 or a lower amount, but the long and short of it, if you're trading on margin, you take out a loan to buy stock. If the stock dips below a certain amount, you have sell the stock to pay the loan off AND cover the difference yourself.
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iospace posted:Also, according to rumor, there's a margin call looming on Musk. It's not known if it's at 250 or a lower amount, but the long and short of it, if you're trading on margin, you take out a loan to buy stock. If the stock dips below a certain amount, you have sell the stock to pay the loan off AND cover the difference yourself. more like a har-har-hargin call amirite
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:stymie-rates
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Oct 8, 2018 19:08
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if musk gets ruined, or even just mildly inconvenienced, then i shall find joy in it
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Hammerite posted:if musk gets ruined, or even just mildly inconvenienced, then i shall find joy in it his fans will take out second mortgages and donate everything to lord Muske so he can continue saving the planet by loaning out ford explorers
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Oct 8, 2018 19:16
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very normal corporate governance quote:"The board of Tesla is in a Catch-22. If they remove Elon Musk, the stock goes down 30 percent. If they leave him in, he continues to violate the SEC agreement. So they have a tough decision," she said https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/08/teslas-board-may-not-be-able-to-rein-in-musk.html
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:very normal corporate governance The eternal struggle of corporations everywhere: to obey the law, or to make more money.
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gently caress what a hard choice to make
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"our employee is so unmanageable and self-centred that our only possible options are to either fire him or surrender completely as he drags our shareholders and investors on Elons Wild Ride"
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Chalks posted:The eternal struggle of corporations everywhere: to obey the law, or to make more money. i wouldn't say it's a struggle, chalks
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in other news, another finance/accounting exec has bailed https://twitter.com/temp_worker/status/1049341139353047040
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:"our
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Stymie posted:i do not post with the intent or desire to aggravate or annoy, i only post to provide the truth and ensure that the record is correct same!
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don’t forget juche
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juche make you manly man!
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Stymie posted:i do not post with the intent or desire to aggravate or annoy, i only post to provide the truth and ensure that the record is correct this post must be worth hundreds if not thousands of microgoats
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