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I'm just going to assume that Newspaperverse works on Just Cause physics, so Pete just needs to thwip at the ground and he'll be fine. Iron Fist can punch the ground.
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The helicopter is only partially tangible and will harmlessly pass through the earth.
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Oct 11, 2018 01:09
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This is the best thread. Oh man.
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Oct 11, 2018 03:09
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Oct 11, 2018 03:13
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Zeeman posted:Why didn't they just fly away from the building in the jetpacks in the first place? The jetpacks work but it burns the hell out of their butts.
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Jerusalem posted:loving Kingpin of all people dancing through the helicopter blades I didn't look at the strip that closely at first and when you guys mentioned it I was thinking "ok maybe the big punches and all that urine that flowed out of the helicopter cut power to the rotors" but no, they're clearly drawn as still spinning as fast as ever.
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Oct 11, 2018 03:27
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Jesus I didn't even see the helicopter blades. Actually, looking closer at that panel is making me slightly nauseous. If the helicopter didn't level off completely between panels, then the perspective is so hosed up it's giving me a headache. Why, oh why, didn't they just leave the background as a blank white void.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
It's like Kingpin is playing four dimensional chess with his loving masterplan and Spidey's just trying to keep up with checkers.
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Danny's going to climb in and land the helicopter. Shortly afterward he will be arrested for not following our Western Laws of needing a license to fly a helicopter.
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Oct 11, 2018 05:09
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I love this dumbass comic so drat much!
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Seriouspost: Rocket Kingpin should be the standard Kingpin from now on in my honest opinion.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I love how Rocket-pack Kingpin has gone back to looking like Peter Griffin. While Rocket-pack Claw looks like he's crawling away.
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Oct 11, 2018 11:50
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Libra posted:The helicopter is only partially tangible and will harmlessly pass through the earth. This is the same thing john landis said during the making of the twilight zone
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Know who else has a jetpack sometimes? Next: Sabertooth!
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Jerry Cotton posted:Seriouspost: Rocket Kingpin should be the standard Kingpin from now on in my honest opinion. This just makes me picture Rocket Raccoon taking over New York's crime scene. All just to be closer to his dad. 
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 Goddamnit, and they'd just started fixing it, too. Drakyn fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Oct 11, 2018 |
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Drakyn posted:
 I love that aside "Next: Sabertooth" this is the longest running joke in these threads.
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Drakyn posted:
It's magnificent
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Oct 11, 2018 21:47
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 Look at the 'holes' in the chopper hahaha.
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So his web-shooters just do whatever they want then. Also if that helicopter kills anyone, it's entirely on these 'heroes'.
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ConfusedUs posted:Web parachute or net. Guaranteed nailed it
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Well, I'm sure an helicopter falling into a NY street won't kill anyone.
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I hate you spidey how dare you fix your webshooters offpanel somehow
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Why the gently caress is there an ugly nest caterpillar nest in the second panel? 
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Oct 12, 2018 00:27
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Just straight up gonna let the helicopter that THEY caused to crash, crash! 
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And screw webbing the badguys so they don't get away
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maybe he should try catching the helicopter in a giant web between two tall buildings, such as the world trade center.
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Wow. So his attempt to stop the bad guys escaping resulted in the bad guys escaping and an unnecessary catastrophe. Great job, Spidey!
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With great power comes great responsibility. Which, in NSM, means he can't stop the helicopter from crashing; therefore, he doesn't give a poo poo.
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Oct 12, 2018 01:45
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Should've known he'd pull a Spidey-Ex Machina
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the helicopter is just going to hit a conveniently bare patch of ground with nobody anywhere nearby and explode harmlessly. New York City is full of those kinds of places, right?
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The chopper is going to demolish the theatre and MJ will yell at Peter a bit.
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serious question: doesn't spider-man have a web shooter on each wrist? Like, he always runs out of fluid in one or it jams and he immediately plummets to his death
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:maybe he should try catching the helicopter in a giant web between two tall buildings, such as the world trade center. I remember that trailer.
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"OK Mr Lee, so how do we get Spider-Man and Iron Fist out of this helicopter crash?" "Well, True Believer, Spidey shoots a web-parachute!" "But, sir, his web-shooters were jammed earlier." *pause* "He unjammed them just in time! Excelsior!"
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:This just makes me picture Rocket Raccoon taking over New York's crime scene. All just to be closer to his dad. The Kingpin is Rocket Raccoons dad? He's not enough of a chomnker for me to believe that.
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