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 "I actually don't entirely know who you are or what you're doing here"
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i think he spent his life training to fight a literal dragon. maybe he forgot fighting a literal dragon and taking its heart?
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Oct 17, 2018 03:38
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i think he spent his life training to fight a literal dragon. maybe he forgot fighting a literal dragon and taking its heart? Who among us hasn't at one time or another stolen the heart from an immortal dragon, then plum forgot about it the next day? It's like losing your car keys.
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Oct 17, 2018 04:43
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That's actually some pretty effective composition, especially that first panel.
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Oct 17, 2018 06:28
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:That's actually some pretty effective composition, especially that first panel. I really like how Fist's glowing fist is positioned to make it look like Claw is firing a hadoken at him.
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Oct 17, 2018 06:47
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brainSnakes posted:I really like how Fist's glowing fist is positioned to make it look like Claw is firing a hadoken at him. It's the cover art to Doom all over again!
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Oct 17, 2018 08:12
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Daily Bugle: "So-called hero beats the elderly. Wonders why Netflix series got canceled."
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Oct 17, 2018 08:44
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me reading this god drat strip
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Oct 17, 2018 08:49
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Iron Fist and NSM beats up obese man and a senior citizen, still somehow the good guys.
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Oct 17, 2018 14:43
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Alhazred posted:Iron Fist and NSM beats up obese man and a senior citizen, still somehow the good guys. "I culturally appropriated you and now I'm going to hospitalize you."
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Oct 17, 2018 14:45
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Alhazred posted:Iron Fist and NSM are beaten up by an obese man and a senior citizen, still somehow the good guys.
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Oct 17, 2018 14:47
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Alhazred posted:Iron Fist and NSM beats up obese man and a senior citizen, still somehow the good guys. After they dropped a helicopter on to a theater filled with policemen.
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Oct 17, 2018 16:28
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Oct 18, 2018 00:58
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Why is spider man clutching a power drill in his left hand?
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Oct 18, 2018 01:02
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kingpin is jangling a set of keys. "oh no, my one weakness!", nsm cries, forgetting his many, many other weaknesses.
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Oct 18, 2018 01:17
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Making a prediction: Both the villains will be so prepared for each respective superhero they are associated with, they will switch and fight each others' enemies.
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Oct 18, 2018 01:18
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Oh no, Kingpin will be ready for the reserve of air under Spiderman's mask this time. 
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Oct 18, 2018 01:19
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EorayMel posted:Why is spider man clutching a power drill in his left hand? he anticipated kingpin studying him and has developed a new tactic. hes going to drill a hole in kinkpins head so he takes a nap
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Oct 18, 2018 01:55
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It's a caulk gun. A lucky find, much more effective than his web-shooters.
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Oct 18, 2018 03:17
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quite stretched out posted:he anticipated kingpin studying him and has developed a new tactic. hes going to drill a hole in kinkpins head so he takes a nap Ah, the old "Trepanation to Soothe The Savage Breast" gambit.
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Oct 18, 2018 03:23
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"I have studied your methods, " Kingpin exclaims before pummeling himself to an incapacitated state with a brick.
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Oct 18, 2018 06:19
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jyrque posted:"I have studied your methods, " Kingpin exclaims before pummeling himself to an incapacitated state with a brick. literal lol.
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Oct 18, 2018 10:40
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quite stretched out posted:he anticipated kingpin studying him and has developed a new tactic. hes going to drill a hole in kinkpins head so he takes a nap Nice try, but tearing holes in his enemies is how Spidey dealt with both that Sentry robot and Lenny. Kingpin's had plenty of time to study this technique, mutilating him is just playing right into his hands.
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Oct 18, 2018 11:41
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EorayMel posted:Why is spider man clutching a power drill in his left hand? That's an M3.
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Oct 18, 2018 13:23
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They really are gonna have to switch opponents, and Kingpin's Spidery-study will be as useless as the Western laws of physics again a guy who can punch hard. And Golden Claw will be unable to produce any sort of cutting action against the recently unjammed webs. Either that or both Spidey and Danny get wrecked, but then Colleen and the cops show up to save the day.
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Oct 18, 2018 13:34
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Elfface posted:They really are gonna have to switch opponents, and Kingpin's Spidery-study will be as useless as the Western laws of physics again a guy who can punch hard. And Golden Claw will be unable to produce any sort of cutting action against the recently unjammed webs. In a truly remarkable turn of events, turns out that's the same construction site that J. Jonah Jameson was abandoned at by two of his friends.
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Oct 18, 2018 13:37
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Jerry Cotton posted:In a truly remarkable turn of events, turns out that's the same construction site that J. Jonah Jameson is running around, high on swamp meth rambling about gators.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:14
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Spider-Man can do whatever a spider can but what a spider can do is not always... amazing. https://twitter.com/willwigg21/status/1052932665983287297
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Oct 18, 2018 20:00
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Lobok posted:Spider-Man can do whatever a spider can but what a spider can do is not always... amazing. Haha, yeah that's definitely the spider that bit NSM.
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Oct 18, 2018 22:49
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Johnny Walker posted:Making a prediction: Both the villains will be so prepared for each respective superhero they are associated with, they will switch and fight each others' enemies. 
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Oct 18, 2018 22:53
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Wilson Fisk is just a large guy with no super powers. He isn't even wearing any weapon or armor.
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Oct 18, 2018 22:56
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Hopefully they'll realize they can switch opponents, but who am I kidding, Fisk is one brick away from winning his fight.
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Oct 18, 2018 23:01
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Iron Fist: Hey Spidey, what say we switch who we're fighting? Spider-Man: Good idea! *punches Iron Fist*
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Oct 18, 2018 23:05
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Kwyndig posted:Hopefully they'll realize they can switch opponents, but who am I kidding, Fisk is one brick away from winning his fight. They will. By the end of next week.
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Oct 18, 2018 23:10
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Push El Burrito posted:Iron Fist: Hey Spidey, what say we switch who we're fighting? Feeling left out, Kingpin will turn on Golden Claw and they'll end up knocking each other out. And the two bruised and battered heroes will have won the day. Except for crushing and burning alive dozens of police officers.
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Oct 18, 2018 23:17
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Lobok posted:Feeling left out, Kingpin will turn on Golden Claw and they'll end up knocking each other out. And the two bruised and battered heroes will have won the day. In a crazy sort of way...
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Oct 18, 2018 23:50
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Danny has also been studying Spider-Man's methods, such as specifically aiming at his opponent's superpowered hand and then immediately getting owned.
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Oct 19, 2018 00:05
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Okay, but, all spidey needs to do is web up Claw's thingamajig and IF can probably oneshot both these dudes. Which means they'll switch opponents and just barely win when, idk, Colleen drops a wrecking ball on Kingpin and Claw.
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Oct 19, 2018 00:35
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Saoshyant posted:Wilson Fisk is just a large guy with no super powers. He isn't even wearing any weapon or armor.
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Saoshyant posted:Wilson Fisk is just a large guy with no super powers. He isn't even wearing any weapon or armor. And what he is wearing is a powder blue suit, black shirt, and white tie. I mean, it's got to be hard to find clothes when you're size 98 Extra Muscly, but would the Kingpin even buy off the rack?
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