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So are we gonna ignore that Golden Claw's gold clawed glove is called the Metal Talon.
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Why is Fisk even an issue to a superpowered enemy? Like, just do a repeat of what you did against Danny, Pete. His hand will break like an egg, muscles/fat or no. What does it matter that he is blocking you anyway? His body isn't made from titanium. Or bricks.
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And also, if Fisk's really been studying the methods Peter uses to defeat his enemies, then like...he's ready for Peter to trick him into hitting himself in the head with a hammer. He has countermeasures for Peter damming up the fountain of youth by dropping a bunch of rocks on his own head, or luring him to a planetarium and projecting a fake sun. He's keeping an eye out for JJJ breaking into his house and bludgeoning him with a lamp. And he knows better than to fall for Peter jumping on his chest and giving a speech about his fundamental humanity. But just trying to punch him in the face? There's no way you could predict NSM would do that.
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Saoshyant posted:Wilson Fisk is just a large guy with no super powers. He isn't even wearing any weapon or armor.
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Oct 19, 2018 06:53
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Golden Claw used western laws of physics to stop the Iron Fist! 
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evilmiera posted:Why is Fisk even an issue to a superpowered enemy? Like, just do a repeat of what you did against Danny, Pete. His hand will break like an egg, muscles/fat or no. He's built like a brick house, which gives him a psychological edge over Spidey.
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evilmiera posted:Why is Fisk even an issue to a superpowered enemy? Fisk knows he's powerless, the thought of fighting Spider-Man has him making GBS threads bricks. Which we all know are Peter's kryptonite.
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Oct 19, 2018 09:38
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Haifisch posted:Reminder that Peter's most challenging foe was a regular guy, not even a muscular guy, who dressed up like a clown. Uhh that was Batman though?
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Jerry Cotton posted:Uhh that was Batman though? http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Hardy_Laurel_(Earth-77013)
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that's a terrible synopsis
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Oct 19, 2018 14:13
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Fisk with the ok hand, Spiderman with almost a dab, what will be next?
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EorayMel posted:Fisk with the ok hand, Spiderman with almost a dab, what will be next? The flossing dance that uses up all the panels of a Sunday strip.
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Oct 19, 2018 16:14
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that's a terrible synopsis
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Oct 19, 2018 18:01
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Hate-Senpai posted:He's built like a brick house, which gives him a psychological edge over Spidey. Somebody give this person a no-prize.
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Oct 19, 2018 18:09
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 They should have him fight Goody Two-Shoes.
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Oct 19, 2018 19:55
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quote:Spider-Man, who had been in the audience as Peter Parker, tried to put a stop to Clown-9's rampage, but Hardy inflated his suit to snap Spider-Man's webbing, and then shot him with laughing gas. With Spider-Man incapacitated, Hardy fled.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that's a terrible synopsis It's perfect that under "powers and abilities" it just says "none".
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:It's perfect that under "powers and abilities" it just says "none". You accidentally read the synopsis for Spider-Man.
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I don't think we should be paying attention to anyone who says "Seriously, the Spider-Man newspaper strip is really bad."
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I'm not sure even Kingpin can plan for even the most contrived Deus ex Machina, but I'm willing to see him try.
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 Of course, the plot to stall their enemies until Netflix cancels them. Fisk and Claw have this fight on lock.
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This is old news for most of you, but in the Spiderverse story (where some bad guy named Morlun tries to kill all the Spidermans everywhere in all universes), Earth-77013 (NSM's world) is invaded but quickly left by Morlun because it takes forever to get anything done, and the universe is spared annihilation, but pocketed off from all the other universes. From wikipedia: "Earth-77013 is the home of the comic strip Spider-Man. Morlun is unable to proceed since each "strip" is a repetition of the previous strip with only a partial progression in the story line. A frustrated Morlun leaves without killing that Spider-Man." Morlun: "That's it. In this world it takes days to perform the simplest actions. Weeks even!" In fact I can't imagine this info hasn't hit this thread before, but it's really funny. Here:  "Are you brain damaged?"  Edit: And here's the follow-up: 
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:
Spidey and Fisk playing punch buggy while Fist and Claw compares hand glows.
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Chinook posted:This is old news for most of you, but in the Spiderverse story (where some bad guy named Morlun tries to kill all the Spidermans everywhere in all universes), Earth-77013 (NSM's world) is invaded but quickly left by Morlun because it takes forever to get anything done, and the universe is spared annihilation, but pocketed off from all the other universes. 
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It's extremely relevant to today's strip, too. Even more so than usual.
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I still say it should've ended with Morlun just getting fed up with the recaps and leaving.
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Morlun is extremely lucky he got out of there fast. A second longer, and he could have been beaten up by Uncle Moley, choked to death by Rocket, or Clown 9 might have fatally injure him in a car accident while he was on his way to kill MJ.
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The MSJ posted:Morlun is extremely lucky he got out of there fast. A second longer, and he could have been beaten up by Uncle Moley, choked to death by Rocket, or Clown 9 might have fatally injure him in a car accident while he was on his way to kill MJ. Don't forget decapitated by a flying GRONNNNNNNKKKKK
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Morlun got out of there fast, he is lucky, a second longer and there could have been trouble
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Oct 20, 2018 22:38
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Yeah! It was his good fortune that he escaped--moments before trouble happened!
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Morlun's quick escape was a stroke of good fortune. Any longer in there and who knows what might have happened!
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Next: SABERTOOTH!
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 I'm the "NEXT" mocking him for not getting this.
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Fisk's life coach really helped him out, meanwhile Spidey's narration box is just making fun of him. Of course! Spidey just needs a personal trainer to beat Kingpin's!
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Oct 21, 2018 05:30
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"That's it! We have to switch masks!"
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Oct 21, 2018 05:37
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A plane is going to crash on to of them.
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The Personal Trainer also advised Fisk to avoid Spider-Man's tricks: He actually has lost a lot of weight and is carrying a large bubble of air inside his suit
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I think Pete is just dazzled by Kingpin's ever-changing dress shirt, which goes from black to white (last week), to Hawaiian print, to pinstriped. Blinded by fashion.
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I like the insinuation that Fisk actually looked into getting a radioactive spider to bite him but discovered it would be too inconvenient
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Trained to always be near a web-catching box. Meanwhile, Iron Fist is unable to invent the tactic of "Attack with both hands"
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