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Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Despite how horrible it is, I'm curious. When one of those monster girls is loving the protagonist there's a bar that starts in the middle and starts going left and when it hits the end the protagonist cums gallons. Maybe it's a button mashing mechanic like QTE edging?

Are these games surprisingly quality with their mechanics? Like, let's be fair to the player and give them another shot if they're skilled enough?

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I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Despite how horrible it is, I'm curious. When one of those monster girls is loving the protagonist there's a bar that starts in the middle and starts going left and when it hits the end the protagonist cums gallons. Maybe it's a button mashing mechanic like QTE edging?

Are these games surprisingly quality with their mechanics? Like, let's be fair to the player and give them another shot if they're skilled enough?

What are the precise game play mechanics when my protagonist is raped by a monster girl?

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Despite how horrible it is, I'm curious. When one of those monster girls is loving the protagonist there's a bar that starts in the middle and starts going left and when it hits the end the protagonist cums gallons. Maybe it's a button mashing mechanic like QTE edging?

Are these games surprisingly quality with their mechanics? Like, let's be fair to the player and give them another shot if they're skilled enough?

Just admit that you want to buy the cat girl banging game, it's okay

To be fair, it is surprisingly well developed for what little standard exists in the genre

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
Come to think of it, Eroico is reminding me of a hardcore version of The Vagrant. The Vagrant is a genuinely fun, beautifully animated game, but the porny character designs for every woman in the game make it embarrassing to play.

Credit where credit's due, when divorced from the subject matter, the animations in Eroico are really well made. If they made the exact same game without the monster girl fetish and pixel art cumshots, it would go right on the wishlist.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

CuddleCryptid posted:

Just admit that you want to buy the cat girl banging game, it's okay

To be fair, it is surprisingly well developed for what little standard exists in the genre

"Terrible Awful Graves Thread: Just admit that you want to buy the cat girl banging game, it's okay"

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


What the poo poo Eroico, this is the most dumbfounding tone change in a trailer I've seen in a while. It could easily be a satirical photoshop phriday edit if it wasn't, you know...real.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


The funny thing is that until the "reveal", the designs don't appear any worse than say, Shantae's love of monster girl enemies. And then halfway through the trailer, boom.

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



Ironic Game Purchase Leads To Unironic Ejaculation

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

GraveVideos posted:

What the poo poo Eroico, this is the most dumbfounding tone change in a trailer I've seen in a while. It could easily be a satirical photoshop phriday edit if it wasn't, you know...real.

It's plausible deniability for when someone wonders what game you spend 20 minutes on every night

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
This Ain't Dead Cells: An XXX Parody

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

i love how steam is requiring you to login to see that page.


are you talking about rozensomethingsomthing? that’s already on steam but it’s not porn.

Nah, I remember seeing it when someone in here posted a link to some article that went in-depth about that one steam game company that just grabs mostly porn games and runs them through a machine translator and shoves it up on steam. When I was reading the article I saw an ad for another article that was all like "hey it's a succubus mega man clone sequel to the succubus castlevania clone"

SelenicMartian posted:

Sex-based mortality system.

Lmfao this is a good post and thank you for making me laugh

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Too Shy Guy posted:

Ironic Game Purchase Leads To Unironic Ejaculation

Warms your heart when things work out in the end :unsmith:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


SirSamVimes posted:

The funny thing is that until the "reveal", the designs don't appear any worse than say, Shantae's love of monster girl enemies. And then halfway through the trailer, boom.
The upbeat xylophone background music doesn't even acknowledge it too, it's some welcome to the twilight zone poo poo.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

SelenicMartian posted:

Sex-based mortality system.

Just like real life!

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

OutOfPrint posted:

"Hey, this looks like it could be fun. The game play looks cool, the animations are...oh. OH. Never mind, then!"

:nws:https://store.steampowered.com/app/947600/Eroico/:nws:

Is it just me, or is the catgirl an *exact* ripoff of Felica from Darkstalkers?

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Too Shy Guy posted:

Ironic Game Purchase Leads To Unironic Ejaculation

i'm not sure i'd have gotten hard to tiny pixel sprites fuckin', even when i was 15



also i'm very distressed that there is a generation of boys to whom the sound of stomping feet in thick mud is erotically charged

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OutOfPrint posted:

"Hey, this looks like it could be fun. The game play looks cool, the animations are...oh. OH. Never mind, then!"

:nws:https://store.steampowered.com/app/947600/Eroico/:nws:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksnJfW5e4VA

if you didnt want to log in. Of course it's now on your youtube history so...

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Eroico: Bangers and Mash

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Actually, unlike Steam, Google lets you remove stuff from your Youtube history and even set it so your history stops updating. It won't make a difference to your ISP or the NSA, but it doesn't have to pollute your recommended videos. Hell, for even less time you can just erase and turn off your history and completely ignore recommendations forever.

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
I turned off my history but they still give me recommendations based on what I "liked". Which only serves to make the recommendations even worse...

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
that’s the unsexiest gently caress sound i’ve ever heard. and i’ve seen that turtle video.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
Looks like the game was pulled from the store for some reason. :ssh:

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Alien Rope Burn posted:

Looks like the game was pulled from the store for some reason. :ssh:

It's still there, you're probably just not logged in or have it filtered.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
This game's been around for years, and is just one of the more popular examples of a rather expansive genre.

That can probably be assumed of most of the porn games that show up in this thread.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

Kanfy posted:

It's still there, you're probably just not logged in or have it filtered.

Ah, the new Steam settings probably filtered it for me.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I love the near empty ketchup bottle sex sounds

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Oct 20, 2018

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Synthbuttrange posted:

I love the near empty ketchup bottle sex sounds
The developer worked his fingers to the bone loving all those bottles.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Synthbuttrange posted:

I love the near empty ketchup bottle sex sounds

Please respect the fine art of Foley sound creation

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GV2xc7s1Tk

No, you don't get it, this was made as an ironic joke! It's not creepy and weird, it's funny!



e: Boy that FPS muscle memory's going to mean I'm accidentally cumming a lot when trying to get up on things.

Dark_Swordmaster fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Oct 20, 2018

al-azad
May 28, 2009



The sprite art is well animated but only for the sex. It's like watching an 80s anime that moves at 2 frames per second until someone gets their head blown off then it's a silky smooth frame by frame anatomically correct deconstruction.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


:ok:

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GV2xc7s1Tk

No, you don't get it, this was made as an ironic joke! It's not creepy and weird, it's funny!



e: Boy that FPS muscle memory's going to mean I'm accidentally cumming a lot when trying to get up on things.



Wait, this isn't VR?

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Nothing gets me moist like some pussy squelching

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

sex is bad and video games are good

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

al-azad posted:

The sprite art is well animated but only for the sex. It's like watching an 80s anime that moves at 2 frames per second until someone gets their head blown off then it's a silky smooth frame by frame anatomically correct deconstruction.

Ha, for some reason I was expecting this to be the minigun bit from Genocyber.

e: also, sex and video games are both extremely good, they just often don't mix well.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

SelenicMartian posted:

The developer worked his bone with his fingers while loving all those bottles.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Despite how horrible it is, I'm curious. When one of those monster girls is loving the protagonist there's a bar that starts in the middle and starts going left and when it hits the end the protagonist cums gallons. Maybe it's a button mashing mechanic like QTE edging?

Are these games surprisingly quality with their mechanics? Like, let's be fair to the player and give them another shot if they're skilled enough?

My experience of having been a teenager when Newgrounds was popular and had "adult" games suggests that the meter is something you're supposed to button mash to make the porn stop happening so that you take less damage (or just continue with the game). The left side is the side that makes the porn keep happening. I'm sure you all appreciate this knowledge I have provided, and are not creeped out.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Bangers and Button Mash

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big deal
Sep 10, 2017

al-azad posted:

The sprite art is well animated but only for the sex. It's like watching an 80s anime that moves at 2 frames per second until someone gets their head blown off then it's a silky smooth frame by frame anatomically correct deconstruction.

hmm.. same sound, too.

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