TSLA: When this baby hits 88 you're going to see some serious shit

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i just assumed he uses expensive escort services

there were articles back in 2014 about the prostitution boom happening in the bay area, but i haven't seen one in awhile - maybe they stopped reporting on it after that google exec got himself a hotshot from one on his boat

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

i know someone who claims to have met and slept with larry ellison through "seeking arrangements"

# ? Nov 2, 2018 19:34

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

fosta-sesta must have really hosed with the bay area prostitution situation especially

# ? Nov 2, 2018 19:36

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

DELETE CASCADE posted:

i know someone who claims to have met and slept with larry ellison through "seeking arrangements"

how long did it take before his spawn ate their way out of your friend's body?

# ? Nov 2, 2018 19:37

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i just assumed he uses expensive escort services

there were articles back in 2014 about the prostitution boom happening in the bay area, but i haven't seen one in awhile - maybe they stopped reporting on it after that google exec got himself a hotshot from one on his boat

lancemantis posted:

fosta-sesta must have really hosed with the bay area prostitution situation especially

tinder and instagram are the new places to sell sex and drugs by posting provocative photos and very vague language

# ? Nov 2, 2018 20:20

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

tinder and instagram are the new places to sell sex and drugs by posting provocative photos and very vague language

turns out the surefire way to avoid being mistaken for a hooker is to explicitly put rear end-eating in your profile

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:04

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

tinder and instagram are the new places to sell sex and drugs by posting provocative photos and very vague language

i was tinder matched with a girl who is 100% gay who wanted to know if i voted yet and another girl who is a self-described "tinderpreneur" who wanted to recruit me to do her website

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:09

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

to gently caress her website?

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:10

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

turns out the surefire way to avoid being mistaken for a hooker is to explicitly put rear end-eating in your profile

so are the kids actually eating rear end, or is this just a protocol thing

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:11

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

El_Elegante posted:

to gently caress her website?

to unfuck her website and css in it

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:13

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Lutha Mahtin posted:

to unfuck her website and css in it

daddy�s summies

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:14

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

to unfuck her website and css in it

this

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:14

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

just a protocol thing

you really don't want to know what it transmits

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:15

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

El_Elegante posted:

to gently caress her website?

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:32

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

so are the kids actually eating rear end, or is this just a protocol thing

There's a noticeable rise in rear end eatin related diseases recently

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:34

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

so are the kids actually eating rear end, or is this just a protocol thing

not recreationally, no. but when u meet your drug dealer tinder match u gotta eat each others' asses to prove you're not a cop.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:35

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

so are the kids actually eating rear end, or is this just a protocol thing

if the relatively online are to be believed, it is de rigeur

my belief probability distribution assigns a good chance to "plenty of kids are eating rear end", "the kids are all talk", "the people who talk about it are unrepresentative or unreliable", and lastly, "the kids are just doing a bamboozle on the olds"

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:37

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

fishmech posted:

There's a noticeable rise in rear end eatin related diseases recently

lol. source?

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:37

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

prisoner of waffles posted:

lol. source?

your moms texts :clint:

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:38

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

not recreationally, no. but when u meet your drug dealer tinder match u gotta eat each others' asses to prove you're not a cop.

fishmech posted:

There's a noticeable rise in rear end eatin related diseases recently

the true toll of the opioid epidemic

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:38

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

prisoner of waffles posted:

lol. source?

http://www.newnownext.com/ive-contracted-my-third-gastrointestinal-parasite-from-rimming-and-i-cant-be-the-only-gay-man-suffering/01/2018/

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:40

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

fishmech posting sources about the buttmunching crisis

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:42

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

when it comes to eating rear end fishmech brings receipts

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:45

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

President Beep posted:

your moms texts

yeouch!!!!! now I know how it feels

(to be president beep, approximately a dozen times / week)

# ? Nov 2, 2018 21:46

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

have we talked about how musk totally doesn't care if people don't buy his blade runner truck and that, in fact, we are the ones who are care mad?

also, my phone keyboard suggests "ox" when I type "musk"

# ? Nov 2, 2018 22:03

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

when it comes to eating rear end fishmech brings receipts

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flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

infernal machines posted:

when it comes to eating rear end fishmech brings receipts

chip and pinworm

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Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

Lutha Mahtin posted:

to unfuck her website and css in it

The new goon generations printer story

# ? Nov 2, 2018 23:08

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i know now why you gently caress and cum in your computer, but it is something i can never do

# ? Nov 2, 2018 23:16

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/Chainbody/status/1058427863592914945

President Beep posted:

your moms texts

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Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

flakeloaf posted:

chip and pinworm

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Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

infernal machines posted:

when it comes to eating rear end fishmech brings receipts

lol

flakeloaf posted:

chip and pinworm

lol

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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

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Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Media Bloodbath posted:

I remember a time before cellphones. I even had a pager.
Speaking of 9/11: some people seem to think that YouTube used to be good.
counterpoint: a trending YouTube video in 05/06 claimed it was a Mossad false flag attack because "no Jews died during the attack" and shortly after that we got Loose Change.

that doesn't make any sense, if jews control the government and world finances why wouldn't there be any jews in the world trade center, like it should be their hive where the great jew queen gives birth to the larvae or whatever

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GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

eschaton posted:

drat y�all are young

it�s like some of you won�t even remember when the first of your friends got a VCR or when Reagan was elected

I remember the last moon landing and Nixon giving the double V before getting in Marine One for the last time leaving the White House in disgrace. The first time I voted was for Mondale.

# ? Nov 5, 2018 15:20

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

I remember the last moon landing and Nixon giving the double V before getting in Marine One for the last time leaving the White House in disgrace. The first time I voted was for Mondale.

hey we finally found the elusive mondale voter

# ? Nov 5, 2018 15:51

Media Bloodbath: Mar 1, 2018; PIVOT TO ETERNAL SUFFERING

Shame Boy posted:

that doesn't make any sense, if jews control the government and world finances why wouldn't there be any jews in the world trade center, like it should be their hive where the great jew queen gives birth to the larvae or whatever

You're obviously not a level 88 frogster. They all took the day off or left early because they felt a tingle in their sack of gold :pseudo:

# ? Nov 5, 2018 16:08

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

when george soros sent out his checks that month he put a secret code on the memo line that told (((everyone))) to not go to the WTC that day.

# ? Nov 5, 2018 16:10

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i don't think ironic antisemitism is really the direction you want to go here

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Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

can you not

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