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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What kind of loving masochist wears stocking around the house? :downs:

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
That's the most garish wallpaper I've ever seen!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I love my dead gay marriage

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
No, I am not married, why do you ask?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

EugeneJ posted:

I love my dead gay marriage

*fits of laughter turns to sobbing*

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Some dude definitely came up with this ad campaign while jerking off and choking himself with a pair of used stockings.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Maybe do something about that hair, too.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
I wanna get married

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
divorced, not wanting to get married again for quite sometime but thanks for asking.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
This popular history of feminism has a section about how a lot of mid-century housewives wore their nice dresses even while doing dirty chores because they felt like they had to be pretty and put-together at all times. :psyduck:

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

IM MARRIED TO MY JOB

my job is smoking weed

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
The happiest day of my life was when my love for a woman was sanctioned by the state.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Pretending to read a magazine but really I’m eyefucking the poo poo out of my wife’s gams

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
"Well, I thought I loved her, but look at those crappy fuckin' stockings!"

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Being a honky was complicated back then. You were legally required to wear several layers of very specific clothes at all times.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Maybe if he stopped trying to wear them all the time, they wouldn't have so many runs and tears.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Yeah, I was stalking my wife for a couple of yeas before they dropped the restraining order...


Oh! Stocking, you meant stocking!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
That guy is two seconds from standing up, smacking her in the mouth and screaming "i can't stand it, why do you have to make me flee to that sinful bathhouse every night with your stocking bullshit?!?"

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

There's something familiar about that abbreviation.

sturmabtelien?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Being married sucks, don't do it.

Source: Am married

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Married is good as hell, women got the best pussy

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Pththya-lyi posted:

This popular history of feminism has a section about how a lot of mid-century housewives wore their nice dresses even while doing dirty chores because they felt like they had to be pretty and put-together at all times. :psyduck:

and now society has over-corrected where people dress casually at inappropriate times

millennials will wear t-shirts and shorts to go on an airplane

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Stockings are weird and not sexy.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Management posted:

Stockings are weird and not sexy.

Stockings are sexy in the same way lingerie is sexy. Nice looking but fundamentally just one more barrier to fuckin'.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

The Management posted:

Stockings are weird and not sexy.

Anything can be fetishized.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



One time I went outside and saw a guy not wearing a waistcoat. Let me assure you, that was the first and LAST time I went outside :mad:

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What kind of loving masochist wears stocking around the house? :downs:

I do, but I do it for myself, and Mother.

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Skeleton Ape posted:

One time I went outside and saw a guy not wearing a waistcoat. Let me assure you, that was the first and LAST time I went outside :mad:


A fancy boy

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

What you can't see is that I am also wearing cargo shorts. The fool cut those off when taking my photograph.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

snack eater posted:

and now society has over-corrected where people dress casually at inappropriate times

millennials will wear t-shirts and shorts to go on an airplane

Commercial flying largely stopped being a high-class experience before millennials were born, and it honestly baffles me that anyone would think otherwise.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Pththya-lyi posted:

Commercial flying largely stopped being a high-class experience before millennials were born, and it honestly baffles me that anyone would think otherwise.

Agreed. f they want me to dress up to fly, they better make the flying experience a little less like a flying subway car.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Pththya-lyi posted:

This popular history of feminism has a section about how a lot of mid-century housewives wore their nice dresses even while doing dirty chores because they felt like they had to be pretty and put-together at all times. :psyduck:

Oh yeah god forbid

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
how old are some of you goons where you expect people to wear a suit on a plane and a dress to do housework

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Oscar Wild posted:

What you can't see is that I am also wearing cargo shorts. The fool cut those off when taking my photograph.

We can see them here, whilst you are being frightened by a common rabbit.

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

WatermelonGun posted:

how old are some of you goons where you expect people to wear a suit on a plane and a dress to do housework


Im old as hell and some young people scare the poo poo out of me being prude rear end pricks following the worst examples before them.

They dont last long in a real world work environment if that helps.

Robin Williams fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Nov 9, 2018

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Robin Williams posted:

We can see them here, whilst you are being frightened by a common rabbit.



Zounds! A flying coney!

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Oscar Wild posted:

Zounds! A flying coney!


hallo bb kiss u

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I'm glad none of you have been spoiled by SA's constant runs.

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Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Let me dress up for this flying bus ride filled with people I will never see again and don't give two shits about.

Heck no I'm wearing my laddered as poo poo stockings.

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