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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

No fear! No pain!


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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



What kind of loving masochist wears stocking around the house?

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

That's the most garish wallpaper I've ever seen!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


I love my dead gay marriage

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003



Yams Fan

No, I am not married, why do you ask?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

-You know you wanna-


EugeneJ posted:

I love my dead gay marriage

*fits of laughter turns to sobbing*

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

in einer anderen welt


Some dude definitely came up with this ad campaign while jerking off and choking himself with a pair of used stockings.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

~death to capitalism~
Chrome OS is shit
Every DSA is a cop


Maybe do something about that hair, too.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."


I wanna get married

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

divorced, not wanting to get married again for quite sometime but thanks for asking.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


This popular history of feminism has a section about how a lot of mid-century housewives wore their nice dresses even while doing dirty chores because they felt like they had to be pretty and put-together at all times.

SHARIA LAW SCHOOL
Aug 25, 2005

By Crom! These instruments are AMAZING!


Biscuit Hider

IM MARRIED TO MY JOB

my job is smoking weed

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



The happiest day of my life was when my love for a woman was sanctioned by the state.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004



Pretending to read a magazine but really Iím eyefucking the poo poo out of my wifeís gams

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

At least CyberLowtax likes me.

"Well, I thought I loved her, but look at those crappy fuckin' stockings!"

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Being a honky was complicated back then. You were legally required to wear several layers of very specific clothes at all times.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

-You know you wanna-


Maybe if he stopped trying to wear them all the time, they wouldn't have so many runs and tears.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Yeah, I was stalking my wife for a couple of yeas before they dropped the restraining order...


Oh! Stocking, you meant stocking!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



That guy is two seconds from standing up, smacking her in the mouth and screaming "i can't stand it, why do you have to make me flee to that sinful bathhouse every night with your stocking bullshit?!?"

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



There's something familiar about that abbreviation.

sturmabtelien?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Being married sucks, don't do it.

Source: Am married

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Married is good as hell, women got the best pussy

snack eater
Aug 24, 2018

Barney's dad


Pththya-lyi posted:

This popular history of feminism has a section about how a lot of mid-century housewives wore their nice dresses even while doing dirty chores because they felt like they had to be pretty and put-together at all times.

and now society has over-corrected where people dress casually at inappropriate times

millennials will wear t-shirts and shorts to go on an airplane

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

~death to capitalism~
Chrome OS is shit
Every DSA is a cop


Stockings are weird and not sexy.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


The Management posted:

Stockings are weird and not sexy.

Stockings are sexy in the same way lingerie is sexy. Nice looking but fundamentally just one more barrier to fuckin'.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

-You know you wanna-


The Management posted:

Stockings are weird and not sexy.

Anything can be fetishized.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



One time I went outside and saw a guy not wearing a waistcoat. Let me assure you, that was the first and LAST time I went outside

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What kind of loving masochist wears stocking around the house?

I do, but I do it for myself, and Mother.

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Skeleton Ape posted:

One time I went outside and saw a guy not wearing a waistcoat. Let me assure you, that was the first and LAST time I went outside


A fancy boy

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006




What you can't see is that I am also wearing cargo shorts. The fool cut those off when taking my photograph.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


snack eater posted:

and now society has over-corrected where people dress casually at inappropriate times

millennials will wear t-shirts and shorts to go on an airplane

Commercial flying largely stopped being a high-class experience before millennials were born, and it honestly baffles me that anyone would think otherwise.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

-You know you wanna-


Pththya-lyi posted:

Commercial flying largely stopped being a high-class experience before millennials were born, and it honestly baffles me that anyone would think otherwise.

Agreed. f they want me to dress up to fly, they better make the flying experience a little less like a flying subway car.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


Pththya-lyi posted:

This popular history of feminism has a section about how a lot of mid-century housewives wore their nice dresses even while doing dirty chores because they felt like they had to be pretty and put-together at all times.

Oh yeah god forbid

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
SUCKING DICK FOR XENFORO MONEY


how old are some of you goons where you expect people to wear a suit on a plane and a dress to do housework

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Oscar Wild posted:

What you can't see is that I am also wearing cargo shorts. The fool cut those off when taking my photograph.

We can see them here, whilst you are being frightened by a common rabbit.

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


WatermelonGun posted:

how old are some of you goons where you expect people to wear a suit on a plane and a dress to do housework


Im old as hell and some young people scare the poo poo out of me being prude rear end pricks following the worst examples before them.

They dont last long in a real world work environment if that helps.

Robin Williams fucked around with this message at Nov 9, 2018 around 17:25

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006



Robin Williams posted:

We can see them here, whilst you are being frightened by a common rabbit.



Zounds! A flying coney!

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Oscar Wild posted:

Zounds! A flying coney!


hallo bb kiss u

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

No fear! No pain!


I'm glad none of you have been spoiled by SA's constant runs.

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Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007
I like rocks, I like sticks.

Let me dress up for this flying bus ride filled with people I will never see again and don't give two shits about.

Heck no I'm wearing my laddered as poo poo stockings.

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