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What the hell, she was looking straight ahead, too.Zamboni Rodeo posted:Does it have to be a brick-and-mortar store, or will a website do? Oh my god, half metre tall green army men - sold!
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Megillah Gorilla posted:What the hell, she was looking straight ahead, too. Sometimes you just really want to get into a car accident.
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Nov 10, 2018 03:44
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I think she was actually looking up for reasons? either that or sunglasses are too dark
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Nov 10, 2018 03:55
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Dave Grool posted:First one I've seen where they fully cleared the bridge in one shot This video of the truck speeding under the bridge reminded me of the Oasis of the Seas (the world's largest cruise ship) sailing under the Great Belt Fixed Link in Denmark. A "squat" effect of the massive ship traveling fast through the shallow channel allowed it to pass under the bridge with just 2 feet of clearance. quote:The bridge has a clearance of 65 m (213 ft) above the water; Oasis normally has an air draft of 72 m (236 ft). The passage under the bridge was possible due to retraction of the telescoping funnels, and an additional 30 cm (12 in) was gained by the squat effect whereby vessels traveling at speed in a shallow channel will be drawn deeper into the water.[23] Approaching the bridge at 23 knots (43 km/h; 26 mph),[22] the ship passed under it with less than 60 centimetres (2 ft) of clearance.[21] Hey... maybe the city can install telescoping funnels on the 11foot8 bridge? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYf8F9-jULo Zero One has a new favorite as of 04:06 on Nov 10, 2018 |
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Nov 10, 2018 04:02
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Former DILF posted:Why can’t they just lower all the trucks roofs Capitalism.
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Zero One posted:This video of the truck speeding under the bridge reminded me of the Oasis of the Seas (the world's largest cruise ship) sailing under the Great Belt Fixed Link in Denmark. That's fascinating. I assume this is like the water version of the Bernouli principle? Or is it literally the Bernouli principle? e: I guess it is literally the Bernouli principle e2: Bernouli
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sudonim posted:Mike Pence has to touch a Quran. Schadenfruede on me, despite being an American for many decades, I braincramped on how the US works: Pence will not be swearing in members of the House of Representatives. Allah willing, there will be a special Senate election won by a muslim inside the next year or so, resulting in Pence having to touch a Quran.
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Nov 10, 2018 04:24
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Megillah Gorilla posted:What the hell, she was looking straight ahead, too. Sometimes, you're just gonna fuckin' hit something even if it kills
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Nov 10, 2018 04:35
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https://twitter.com/ALostrich/status/1059632578976759808 https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018/11/08/watch-man-with-no-pants-falls-through-ceiling-of-waffle-house/ quote:TUSCUMBIA, Ala. (CBS Local) — A man fell through the ceiling of a Waffle House restaurant in Sunday in what police believe was a botched burglary.
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Nov 10, 2018 05:21
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I was gonna guess PCP but botched robbery is good too
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Nov 10, 2018 06:06
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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/ALostrich/status/1059632578976759808 Goddamn why do people suck so bad at filming poo poo. You point the camera at the crazy poo poo and never take it off. Why the gently caress does he film the floor right as dude falls through. Then he starts tilting down again to move over 2 inches. Argh
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Nov 10, 2018 06:12
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Azathoth posted:I was gonna guess PCP but botched robbery is good too why not both?
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Raldikuk posted:Goddamn why do people suck so bad at filming poo poo. You point the camera at the crazy poo poo and never take it off. Why the gently caress does he film the floor right as dude falls through. Then he starts tilting down again to move over 2 inches. Argh Because we’re old and our natural inclination is to look at things with our eyes directly, notbthrough a phone screen. Soon as you do that the phone starts wandering. I do it all the time if I’m trying to film something exciting, sorry but at least we’ll all be dead in thirty years or so.
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Nov 10, 2018 06:32
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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/ALostrich/status/1059632578976759808 This is waaaay different from other incidents at waffle house, in which the offender enters through the door and just starts fighting people
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a very wet possum posted:This is waaaay different from other incidents at waffle house, in which the offender enters through the door and just starts fighting people Yes but they are employees and are paid to be there.
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Nov 10, 2018 08:58
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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/ALostrich/status/1059632578976759808
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Nov 10, 2018 09:14
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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/ALostrich/status/1059632578976759808  PLAYER 2 HAS ENTERED THE GAME
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Nov 10, 2018 09:43
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Nov 10, 2018 12:13
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Knormal posted:Remember that episode of The Next Generation where the Enterprise computer comes alive and gives birth to a new entity based on the combined experiences of all the knowledge that has been fed into it? I feel like that's what really happened here and the police are just covering it up. So this is the Son of Waffle House, who sprung fully formed from the ceiling tile and was prophesied by the Oracle to lead our people to victory over the armies of the dreaded Village Inn? Fuckin finally
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Nov 10, 2018 12:35
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purple death ray posted:So this is the Son of Waffle House, who sprung fully formed from the ceiling tile and was prophesied by the Oracle to lead our people to victory over the armies of the dreaded Village Inn? Fuckin finally Oh, you think the Waffle House is your ally, you merely reserved a table. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the kid's menu until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but mere entrees!
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Nov 10, 2018 12:51
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh, you think the Waffle House is your ally, you merely reserved a table. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the kid's menu until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but mere entrees! It was tots vs. homefries that finally broke me.
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Nov 10, 2018 13:17
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Jerry Cotton posted:Capitalism. As an aside, U-haul's former biggest truck, the GMC Top-kick 26 ft. box truck is custom built to be as low as possible. Those things skirt the regulations as much as possible anyway, you can drive them on a regular car license (as long as you don't load them over recommended weight). A 26ft truck like that can carry well over the 9,500 or so pound "limit". It can tow more than 7,500 as well. Lol, that is the same tow-rating as many half-ton pickups. That is nearly eight meters of just box, at around 5,700 kg empty. So yeah, capitalism. Works out for you if you need it though. Too many people drive without any thought for momentum, double that for bigger vehicles. The schad is folks over-estimate their abilities piloting a totally rectangular vehicle and probably not buying total-loss insurance. Christ, practice in the Wal-mart parking lot or some poo poo. It ain't that difficult.
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Nov 10, 2018 15:28
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DiggityDoink posted:snatch drugs are ok, it's buttdrugs you gotta worry about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0zcuSI
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madeintaipei posted:U-haul A GIS for 'U-Haul fail' supplies an almost unending cavalcade of idiot fuckers     
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Nov 10, 2018 15:53
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This is perfect. It's like an art installation.
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Nov 10, 2018 15:59
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https://www.wftv.com/news/trending-now/former-trump-official-omarosa-newmans-ballot-thrown-out-in-florida-election/869921895 Omarosa’s ballot was thrown out due to late registration.
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Nov 10, 2018 16:13
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Nov 10, 2018 18:05
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh, you think the Waffle House is your ally, you merely reserved a table. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the kid's menu until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but mere entrees!
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Nov 10, 2018 19:41
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I knew the funeral industry was having a hard time processing the bodies of fat people but drat.
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Nov 10, 2018 20:24
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A GIS for 'U-Haul fail' supplies an almost unending cavalcade of idiot fuckers Is this how you get into Valhaula?
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madeintaipei posted:Many cars have the air intake in the front bumper. Think about how many times you've scraped the bumper through a dip, it's that low. This is solved in pick-ups by drawing air from the front fender. Still doesn't help if you splash water all over the computers, distribution boxes, and sensors in there. I know this is super late but I actually dispatch tow trucks for AAA, and this always cracks me up. If the car is in ANY standing water, we aren't going out there and just tell the people to call back when all the water is gone. Usually that takes at least a few hours, but in some areas I work (mostly New Orleans and Baton Rouge) I've seen it take up to a week for the flooding to subside. People get so mad, but dude you're the one that decided to drive into a lake. Also, the amount of people who literally try to drive through the canals all over New Orleans is unreal.
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Nov 10, 2018 21:27
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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/ALostrich/status/1059632578976759808 Burying the lead on this one: quote:Logan says surveillance video shows Bost went into the bathroom, locked himself in and tied his blue jeans to the door. He then climbed into the ceiling, leaving behind his driver’s license and other forms of ID in his pants. Like, I'm assuming he was planning to hide until they closed, but aren't most WH open 24hrs? Why did he use his goddamn pants and not just bring 3ft of rope in his pocket. Did he not think anyone would notice one of the bathroom doors was tied shut? Why the ceiling at all? He walked in through the front door and went into the bathroom, it's not like he infiltrated the building through an air vent MGS style. So. Many. Questions.
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Nov 10, 2018 21:30
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Takes No Damage posted:Burying the lead on this one: Drugs
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Nov 10, 2018 21:48
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Every day Boston Dynamics gets better and better
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A GIS for 'U-Haul fail' supplies an almost unending cavalcade of idiot fuckers I- Wh- HOW.
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The waffle house one is good because you know there was like an inch of grease soaked dust up there. They never replace or clean the ceiling tiles. They just get nastier and nastier until eventually the whole waffle house is torn down and a new one is built on the foundations.
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Takes No Damage posted:Burying the lead on this one: Enter Waffle House. Enter restroom. Tie restroom door closed so no one can get in there during your heist. Get into ceiling. Crawl to room where valuable are held (???). Exit ceiling. Extract valuables. Reenter ceiling. Crawl to restroom. Descend into restroom. Retrieve pants. Put on pants. Walk out like it’s nothing.
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