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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I guess taking a poo poo on a toilet (rn)

:synpa:

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The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

autism ZX spectrum posted:

I feel as though it should be spelled schlong.

Agreed.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

JebanyPedal posted:

He looks like Abraham Lincoln if he was an extra in The Fifth Element you dumb poophead.

And? I don't think that contradicts anything I said.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Captain Jesus posted:

As a sex pervert looking for new outlets, I really appreciate this information.

As a sex pervert I generally look for new inlets, but you do you.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Rest of series please. I want to see what happen when Mom gets home.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Oscar Wild posted:

Rest of series please. I want to see what happen when Mom gets home.

She's down in his room taking the pictures though

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Can't edge with this lack of content very disappointed

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



Chief McHeath posted:

I remember looking at tiddies the old fashioned way, in the Sears catalog.

Get with the times gramps, kids these days frantically look for wikipedia articles that have pictures of boobs in them.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

i think amazon is full of perverts

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
I’m still looking up keyword bikini on my teen aol account

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

im on the shitter

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


slave to my cravings posted:

I’m still looking up keyword bikini on my teen aol account

It’s 2018 gramps, the porn search engine is Bing now

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

curlys gold posted:

im on the shitter

yeah, the turds should go in the bowl not in your posts

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

El_Elegante posted:

yeah, the turds should go in the bowl not in your posts

lmao

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i was at home looking at the gbs thread list, op

im depressed lol
Mar 12, 2013

cunts are still running the show.
finally my time to shine



https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3LY5IBS1HQG1C/ :dong:

im depressed lol
Mar 12, 2013

cunts are still running the show.
PS - if you want a vision of the future, imagine amazon stomping a dildo-shaped advertisement into your face - forever.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Young bird enjoys a big dick.jpg

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
big feather cockatiel perch on shower loving dildo then sing

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Mozi posted:

big feather cockatiel perch on shower loving dildo then sing

Please update the op so this title works, op :discourse:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Statutory Ape posted:

por exemplo, white ppl in do rags



Absolutely disgusting collar bone, would not look at picture again

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Please update the op so this title works, op :discourse:

:stoked: :dong:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



I edited the op, this'll help anyone new to the thread, I'm sure of it.

At least until op gets back.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Nov 11, 2018

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

Clams arrived promptly, however they were bearded. I DID NOT order bearded clams. Clamazon.com says I didn't order non-bearded clams, and that I can insert those clams into a orifice of my choice. 6/10.

Clamazon.com makes no warranty on the contents of packages during shipping. Please note that beardazon.com ships fake beards from the same facility and some of the contents may have settled during shipping. Much like Raisin Bran when all the raisins are at the bottom of the box. All of our clam buckets contain the warning label “these clams were bucketed in a facility that makes fake beards”. You may ship your old clams back within 30 days of purchase for a refund or replacement bucket. :fella:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Aesop Poprock posted:

Absolutely disgusting collar bone, would not look at picture again

Amen brother

im depressed lol
Mar 12, 2013

cunts are still running the show.

"it's a beautiful box... cute box. comes with this, which they say it's amazing. it's a water based lubricant, it's 8 ounces.

:stoked: and then my toy! :stoked:

feels good, right now!

it's perfect! the suction.... cup? it's beautiful, it's super soft! and it has, like, a make-believe... head.

:dong:

and it definitely sticks.

*click noise* :waycool:

buy it!"

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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Is there a site that does computer-generated reviews of dildos? That would be fun.

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