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musk prefers lax security so your vehicle can be compromised into murdering its owner when they get uppity
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 03:45 |
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i'm sure an ops team like that has only the best controls in place for the ota vehicle flashing network that lets them push out firmware to your ABS brakes
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 03:49 |
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infernal machines posted:if safety is third security is like twelfth you got it
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 03:52 |
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like, he wouldn't even have an ldap. how could it even possibly work, just of his email? incredible
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 07:58 |
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President Beep posted:*an impatient and flustered elon bashes away at a keyboard with both fists as cowed staff look on* see?! see?! I can’t get into our system! it’s fine!
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 08:18 |
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infernal machines posted:i'm sure an ops team like that has only the best controls in place for the ota vehicle flashing network that lets them push out firmware to your ABS brakes this is the scariest sentence i've read in weeks not that it wasn't already known before but
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 08:25 |
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Sagebrush posted:people I meet at parties and such, upon discovering what an industrial designer is, constantly tell me their ideas for a great new product that's going to definitely sell a million units, they just need someone to help them get it made i don't know, man, i think this looks pretty drat sweet
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 08:50 |
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infernal machines posted:i'm sure an ops team like that has only the best controls in place for the ota vehicle flashing network that lets them push out firmware to your ABS brakes did they really set it up so that safety critical software can receive OTA updates
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 09:12 |
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Wheany posted:i don't know, man, i think this looks pretty drat sweet business in the front, party in the back
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 09:12 |
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i walked past someone yesterday putting snow tires on their tesla in a parking lot hope they have fun with their giant lithium ion battery in the canadian winter
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 10:33 |
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:did they really set it up so that safety critical software can receive OTA updates what does your heart etc. also wasn’t a serious braking distance problem with the Model 3 fixed in an update? remember our very own Tesla leaker said that poo poo was also being programmed in place, on the line post-installation, rather than pre-installation, so it would be logical plot progression in their shitshow
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 11:41 |
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Holy sheet, we all know Tesla is a flaky outfit, but that's some next level Hanlon's razor. Also what happened to Fart Powered Cars, did the Uber-now-Tesla-gestapo kill him?
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 12:10 |
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eschaton posted:
yeah. consumer reports or jd power didn't like the braking distance on the m3 so they fixed it on an update or at least said they would
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 13:39 |
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So Tesla is using brake-by-wire and didn't figure it out? Despite every F1 team right now having figured it out *checks notes* since 2014*? *F1 went to V6 turbo hybrids that year, and they use regenerative braking and brake-by-wire. It's entirely possible that brake-by-wire was implemented earlier than the 2014 season, but that's the first season where I know for sure it was.
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 14:13 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:i walked past someone yesterday putting snow tires on their tesla in a parking lot hope they have fun with their giant lithium ion battery in the canadian winter better than them not putting on snow tires and being like every other southern Ontario jackass trying to drive up hills in their all weathers
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 14:19 |
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Chris Knight posted:better than them not putting on snow tires and being like every other southern Ontario jackass trying to drive up hills in their all weathers bus stop at the top of a hill this morning was kinda terrifying
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 14:22 |
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this whole OTA braking distance fix sounds really odd to me. like, right from the get go, wouldn't tesla just say "okay, we know that X is a good braking distance for a car like this, so we'll just make it that". why is it remotely adjustable in the first place?
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 14:25 |
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President Beep posted:this whole OTA braking distance fix sounds really odd to me. like, right from the get go, wouldn't tesla just say "okay, we know that X is a good braking distance for a car like this, so we'll just make it that". why is it remotely adjustable in the first place? idk but it had a worse braking distance than an f150 in the tests lol
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 14:28 |
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https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1063179090499375107
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 14:30 |
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lmao. the car's maladies change with the seasons.
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 14:32 |
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President Beep posted:lmao. the car's maladies change with the seasons. pretty sure that's the same problem as the bumper falling off in the rain issue but with slush instead of water
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 14:38 |
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FCKGW posted:also the guy wasnt just made an admin, he was made the owner of the entire drupal install which means he had control over the entire tesla.com website After I lost my admin status I started chiming back in with references that Elon Musk fans would enjoy, like “42” and zombie memes
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 14:49 |
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:01 |
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what, your car doesn't have seasonal allergies?
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:13 |
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:did they really set it up so that safety critical software can receive OTA updates yes, yes they did President Beep posted:this whole OTA braking distance fix sounds really odd to me. like, right from the get go, wouldn't tesla just say "okay, we know that X is a good braking distance for a car like this, so we'll just make it that". why is it remotely adjustable in the first place? the issue was they didn't do proper braking tests, and lo, the abs brakes were so badly calibrated the model 3 stopped like 70s land yacht with drum brakes
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:19 |
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Endless Mike posted:what, your car doesn't have seasonal allergies? sucks to your rear end car
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:19 |
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infernal machines posted:yes, yes they did what the gently caress??? does the ntsb or whoever not have performance/documentation standards for poo poo like this? having lovely brakes is one thing, but failing to realize that because of poor testing shouldn't even be a thing.
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:22 |
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it's a tesla
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:26 |
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President Beep posted:what the gently caress??? does the ntsb or whoever not have performance/documentation standards for poo poo like this? having lovely brakes is one thing, but failing to realize that because of poor testing shouldn't even be a thing.
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:38 |
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infernal machines posted:it's a tesla yeah, i get that. i just thought that maybe the feds would want to verify and certify the functionality of certain critical systems for road going vehicles. i suppose that would just get in the way of jorb creation of some poo poo tho.
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:39 |
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Endless Mike posted:nhtsa would be the agency you're looking for. ntsb investigates accidents after they happen. cool. legit thanks for the clarification.
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:39 |
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Endless Mike posted:nhtsa would be the agency you're looking for. ntsb investigates accidents after they happen. So we have to wait for Tesla to fold before the ntsb looks into them
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:40 |
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President Beep posted:yeah, i get that. i just thought that maybe the feds would want to verify and certify the functionality of certain critical systems for road going vehicles. i suppose that would just get in the way of jorb creation of some poo poo tho. if you look at the second article i posted the tl;dr: is that like literally everything on the model 3, tesla calibrated the abs on their perfectly clean, smooth, test track and never tested them anywhere else. unsurprisingly, they didn't work for poo poo in real-world road conditions see if you can spot the pattern here
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:45 |
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infernal machines posted:tesla calibrated the abs on their perfectly clean, smooth, test track and never tested them anywhere else. ah, now the pieces fit.
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:47 |
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President Beep posted:yeah, i get that. i just thought that maybe the feds would want to verify and certify the functionality of certain critical systems for road going vehicles. i suppose that would just get in the way of jorb creation of some poo poo tho. move fast break people
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:47 |
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tesla: giant, pointless
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:51 |
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President Beep posted:ah, now the pieces fit. i know the pieces fit cause i watched them drive away mismatched and moldering fun, the molding's different self-driving cars supposed to set pedestrians in motion bumper falls off as it goes testing cars while in production and so on
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 15:52 |
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this is hilarious but it's pretty hosed up that it's necessarily going to be scores of idiots getting killed by their cars this winter for tesla to face any repercussions
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 16:00 |
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what's hilarious is all the idiots in the linked thread assuming it's just like the slush that builds up in the wheel well on a real car and calling the guy a crybaby.
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 16:05 |
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flakeloaf posted:i know the pieces fit
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