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Endless Mike posted:nhtsa would be the agency you're looking for. ntsb investigates accidents after they happen. there needs to be an agency for accidents waiting to happen
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flakeloaf posted:i know the pieces fit and so forth *snort*
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 16:17 |
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NtotheTC posted:there needs to be an agency for accidents waiting to happen i enjoyed the drowsy chaperone
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 16:20 |
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look if the brakes were good then you would be less likely to experience tesla's industry-leading crash safety and that would be doing a disservice to customers
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 17:07 |
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still about OTA brake updates. delivering software over the internet is a security nightmare and really it mostly works because no ones cares enough to ratfuck you. apple can't avoid dealing with it cause they have an app store and also its a fuckin fondleslab who cares if the brakes dont work. cars are not the same
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 17:15 |
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:still about OTA brake updates. delivering software over the internet is a security nightmare and really it mostly works because no ones cares enough to ratfuck you. apple can't avoid dealing with it cause they have an app store and also its a fuckin fondleslab who cares if the brakes dont work. cars are not the same brakes as a service
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 17:21 |
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:fuckin fondleslab mods pls
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 17:23 |
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Endless Mike posted:nhtsa would be the agency you're looking for. ntsb investigates accidents after they happen. tesla is being investigated by both agencies. all car manufacturers go back and forth with the nhtsa, but when the ntsb gets involved, some real serious poo poo is going down: Sagebrush posted:reminder: blowing off the NTSB is a really dangerous play
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 17:27 |
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:still about OTA brake updates. delivering software over the internet is a security nightmare and really it mostly works because no ones cares enough to ratfuck you. apple can't avoid dealing with it cause they have an app store and also its a fuckin fondleslab who cares if the brakes dont work. cars are not the same if you remember back to the alleged insider who posted here (and subsequently got murked by a tesla death squad), they said that certificate verification was disabled on the backend network because it broke poo poo. vehicles get updates ota across an openVPN connection that doesn't verify certs...
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 17:32 |
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flakeloaf posted:sucks to your rear end car "Tesla: sucks to your rear end car" mods
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 17:34 |
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Sagebrush posted:tesla is being investigated by both agencies. all car manufacturers go back and forth with the nhtsa, but when the ntsb gets involved, some real serious poo poo is going down: yes, i'm well aware, just saying that ntsb doesn't write regulations on vehicle testing. that's nhtsa's thing.
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 18:20 |
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I have a good lol every time I see a tesla owner say some dumb poo poo like "I expected defects, but not like this!!!".
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 19:19 |
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same, but when they talk about the defects being worth it, because they’re achieving...something??
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 19:33 |
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“i know the Khmer rouge had their problems, but they helped introduce cambodian cuisine to the rest of the world!”
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 19:34 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:"Tesla: sucks to your rear end car" mods
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 19:38 |
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You won't care
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 19:47 |
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you're supposed to use the hyperpoop torch to thaw your tesla
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 22:14 |
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 22:14 |
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Poniard posted:hyperpoop torch
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 22:16 |
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Poniard posted:you're supposed to use the hyperpoop not a torch to thaw your tesla
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# ? Nov 16, 2018 22:30 |
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Endless Mike posted:what, your car doesn't have seasonal allergies? lol
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 00:01 |
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looks like they solved the problem of what to do with the excess heat
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 00:04 |
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in conclusion, tesla is a car of contrasts.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 00:28 |
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President Beep posted:in conclusion, tesla is a car of contrasts. a contrast of poop and literally being on fire.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 04:55 |
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infernal machines posted:if you look at the second article i posted the tl;dr: is that like literally everything on the model 3, tesla calibrated the abs on their perfectly clean, smooth, test track and never tested them anywhere else. unsurprisingly, they didn't work for poo poo in real-world road conditions elon musk, yelling at firmware devs: i need you to push out an update ASAP to make every tesla effectively brake. and whatever you do, don't let a single car break after the update!!
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 05:45 |
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elon smokes weed now no way he's gonna yell He'll probably come to some misguided revaluation while high, and a bunch of confused devs will implement his weed thoughts and kill a bunch of people
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 06:10 |
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We all know ELon is a narc for more gubberment loans and grants.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 06:28 |
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elite_garbage_man posted:elon smokes weed now can someone itt please monitor r/highdeas for any musk activity?
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 08:33 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:elon musk, yelling at firmware devs: i need you to push out an update ASAP to make every tesla effectively brake. and whatever you do, don't let a single car break after the update!! (it is a homophone joke)
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 08:47 |
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freakin brakesit.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 08:49 |
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elite_garbage_man posted:He'll probably come to some misguided revaluation while high, and a bunch of confused devs will implement his weed thoughts Don’t post my job description
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 08:55 |
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Move fast, brake poo poo
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 09:01 |
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tesla duck
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 17:17 |
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no panel gap problems on this one, or any other issues so far aside from the tablet ui sucking rear end. guy renting it out said there was some tailight condensation that went away, he owns a fleet and compared the build quality to a 3 series. the interior isnt audi level but is about par for the course at the price point. this thing is pretty fucken quick, i already miss having an engine and a stickshift but i could prolly get used to it
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 17:39 |
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body holds together. entire user interface is horrible. water in the lights. interior sucks. car fast. i love the car though. verge score 9.8
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 17:42 |
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one of the nicest things is visibility, i thought the greenhouse in the a6 was good but you can see everything out of this car. eliminating the dash appears to have been a major factor in that and its *almost* worth it
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 17:46 |
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the all-touch thing is definitely some dumb elon poo poo tho lol, losing physical switches is awful and unnecessary
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 17:47 |
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whoops signed my poast
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 17:48 |
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why don't you give your car a hug before it falls apart in some light rain? https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1063838346781310976
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jfc
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