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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Crime is down because we got rid of leaded gasoline

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Koishi Komeiji posted:

There's a lot of theories about why crime has dropped but I doubt it's this since youth being distracted by little colorful dopamine releasing things has been going on since toys and porn were invented.

I don't know if it's because of games, but the hordes of bored teenagers hanging around everywhere have all seemed to have evaporated in the last 20 years.

When I was a teenager in the 90s, all we'd do at night, every night, was roam listlessly about town and settle in lower areas like old rail tunnels and the shorefront like a cloud of slightly toxic heavier than air gas,

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I don't know if it's because of games, but the hordes of bored teenagers hanging around everywhere have all seemed to have evaporated in the last 20 years.

When I was a teenager in the 90s, all we'd do at night, every night, was roam listlessly about town and settle in lower areas like old rail tunnels and the shorefront like a cloud of slightly toxic heavier than air gas,

I don't know, we were still doing that when I was a teen as late as like, 2010, despite the fact that my friend group was mostly a bunch of turbo nerds that played way too many videogames. Maybe you just don't notice them because you don't hang around old rail tunnels or other Cool Teen Places anymore

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

hahahaha lmao that owns so much

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Now where did I put my anti‐ship missile?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


This means some marketing rear end in a top hat took their family for a nice relaxing trip to the beach one day, sat down in the sand under an umbrella, looked out at the horizon, took in the beauty and serenity of the great expanse of sea in front of them and thought to themselves "Hmm, I wonder why nobody's monetized all this wasted useless empty space?"

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




jesus gently caress

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Like at least those planes that fly low and tow banners advertising local poo poo are kinda charming and move on quickly, this is just "let's see how big a billboard we can drop directly in your field of view moving as slow as possible". Looks like it's a big screen too so I'm sure that loving thing blinks and animates and poo poo just to make it that much worse.

Oh gently caress what if it has loudspeakers

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Megillah Gorilla posted:

I don't know if it's because of games, but the hordes of bored teenagers hanging around everywhere have all seemed to have evaporated in the last 20 years.

When I was a teenager in the 90s, all we'd do at night, every night, was roam listlessly about town and settle in lower areas like old rail tunnels and the shorefront like a cloud of slightly toxic heavier than air gas,

that gets you either harassed or murdered by cops (depending on your skin color)

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Shear Modulus posted:

that gets you either harassed or murdered by cops (depending on your skin color)

Nerd friends and I got frisked once because we were hanging out under a bridge at around midnight, cop assumed we were on the drugs and seemed real disappointed when we weren't and he didn't find anything. In reality we were trying to see if we could use a big dish antenna to pick up wifi signals from 5-10 miles away downriver on the other shore :spergin:

Of course if any of us had been a few skin tone shades darker that would have gone totally differently I'm sure, I assume the radio equipment would be evidence of bomb-making or some other terrorist-loving freedom-hating activity

The XKCD Larper
Mar 1, 2009

by Lowtax

Shame Boy posted:

Crime is down because we got rid of leaded gasoline

The inventor of leaded gasoline has my favorite life story https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

The XKCD Larper posted:

The inventor of leaded gasoline has my favorite life story https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr.

"An instinct for the regrettable that was almost uncanny" is how I wanna be remembered.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

At least he died a hilariously ironic death:

quote:

In 1940, at the age of 51, Midgley contracted poliomyelitis, which left him severely disabled. He devised an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys to help others lift him from bed. In 1944, he was entangled in the device and died of strangulation.

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I don't know if it's because of games, but the hordes of bored teenagers hanging around everywhere have all seemed to have evaporated in the last 20 years.

When I was a teenager in the 90s, all we'd do at night, every night, was roam listlessly about town and settle in lower areas like old rail tunnels and the shorefront like a cloud of slightly toxic heavier than air gas,

its because of the widespread availability of opioids hth

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

The XKCD Larper posted:

The inventor of leaded gasoline has my favorite life story https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr.

On October 30, 1924, Midgley participated in a press conference to demonstrate the apparent safety of TEL, in which he poured TEL over his hands, placed a bottle of the chemical under his nose, and inhaled its vapor for 60 seconds, declaring that he could do this every day without succumbing to any problems ... Midgley would later have to take leave of absence from work after being diagnosed with lead poisoning.


LOL

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


He also invented Freon, making him the one person to probably gently caress the earth the hardest in history.

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

Phrosphor posted:

There were two kids on the train this morning discussing Fortnite and CoD. They were the type of middle teenagers I would have put down as jock/bully/thug when I was that age. They were using the word Kappa as a verb. I felt really old.

They're still bullies, they just found a way to face even fewer consequences than before the internet.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

aaaaAAAAAAAA

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
if you're rich and white you don't need to know anything to succeed

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF_brfZPmjM

Local Weather
Feb 12, 2005

Don't worry, I'll give you a sign. The sign will be that life is awesome

Len posted:

I dunno. I buy this bottle that has a giant 110 and just says "It's the proof that counts" you can get a fifth for 9.75 and it will get you where you want to be. You won't like the trip but you'll get there

If you do the math and go purely by volume of alcohol per dollar then the best bet in the store is almost always box wine. Mmm...a nice 5l box of "white grenache", just what Saturday afternoon needs!

The XKCD Larper
Mar 1, 2009

by Lowtax

not a cult posted:

On October 30, 1924, Midgley participated in a press conference to demonstrate the apparent safety of TEL, in which he poured TEL over his hands, placed a bottle of the chemical under his nose, and inhaled its vapor for 60 seconds, declaring that he could do this every day without succumbing to any problems ... Midgley would later have to take leave of absence from work after being diagnosed with lead poisoning.


LOL

So convinced he was right even though the dangers of lead were known for millennia lol

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
https://i.imgur.com/ih4S4Ps.gifv

Beets
Feb 19, 2013

The XKCD Larper posted:

So convinced he was right even though the dangers of lead were known for millennia lol

Nah, the dude totally knew about the dangers and would flee to Europe after the conferences to secretly get treatment for the symptoms of lead poisoning.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The XKCD Larper posted:

The inventor of leaded gasoline has my favorite life story https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr.

Holy poo poo how many people (other than himself :v: ) is this guy directly responsible for killing? Australia and NZ still have crazy high skin cancer rates because of CFCs

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Kill one person with a lead slug and they give you the electric chair.

Kill a million people with aerosolized lead and they give you the chairmanship of a major corporation.

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

bike tory posted:

Holy poo poo how many people (other than himself :v: ) is this guy directly responsible for killing? Australia and NZ still have crazy high skin cancer rates because of CFCs

Among people who know him, he's generally considered to have a higher potential body count than Stalin and Hitler.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

not a cult posted:

On October 30, 1924, Midgley participated in a press conference to demonstrate the apparent safety of TEL, in which he poured TEL over his hands, placed a bottle of the chemical under his nose, and inhaled its vapor for 60 seconds, declaring that he could do this every day without succumbing to any problems ... Midgley would later have to take leave of absence from work after being diagnosed with lead poisoning.


LOL
this is a good story

share more stories of capitalists getting owned

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

I hate it when shrill over excited dipshits are right about stuff.

Spare the academics tho, I feel they're unwitting stooges at worst.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Yeah, don't get too carried away.

The problem is the predatory and parasitic subset.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






not a cult posted:

On October 30, 1924, Midgley participated in a press conference to demonstrate the apparent safety of TEL, in which he poured TEL over his hands, placed a bottle of the chemical under his nose, and inhaled its vapor for 60 seconds, declaring that he could do this every day without succumbing to any problems ... Midgley would later have to take leave of absence from work after being diagnosed with lead poisoning.


LOL

Giving yourself lead poisoning to own the libs

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

spankmeister posted:

Giving yourself lead poisoning to own the libs your liver

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

xposting this

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
I've always wondered what type of person clicks those ads. Is it solely old people or are there millennials who fall for it?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

I've always wondered what type of person clicks those ads. Is it solely old people or are there millennials who fall for it?

People who want a "top surgeon" to teach them how to poo poo themselves.

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Where do those ads go? I don't click on them because I assume my computer will just explode with malware but I've always been curious.

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