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Peeny Cheez posted:The date I was on that ended up awkward because of me was because of the unfortunate confluence of Black Velvet dress, a glob of stray jizz (it went everywhere) and her very, very Evangelical parents.
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Short answer to all of them: I more than likely inadvertantly offended a wizard or something.
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 19:12 |
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Peeny Cheez posted:and one girl who was a sex worker and dumped me because I didn't want to be her pimp. Just sounds like she wanted more of a commitment from you than you were ready for. Sometimes people are in different places. No harm in that. I hope someday she finds the pimp of her dreams and you find the bottom bitch of your heart.
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 19:23 |
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Not everyone is pimp material. That's ok.
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 19:30 |
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Peeny Cheez posted:a girl who didn't know what plutonium was I've never been on a date where this came up but I guess I've not dated any supervillains, physicists or terrorists
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 20:53 |
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Yeah gently caress those AUG kindles for kids. No port to increase the GB. My kids ran out of space so fast.
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 22:12 |
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idgi
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 22:32 |
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It looks like the condom drawer that Gotham deserves
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 22:44 |
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That kid definitely has been peeing in his bedside drawer
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 22:44 |
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Until we know what that letter he's holding says we can only speculate. Best guess based on the context is it's an existential essay about the frailty of mankind and meaninglessness of a developed self. Or it says Santa isn't real or something. Kinda the same thing really.
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 22:52 |
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Parts Kit posted:That's past gross and into just plain loving nasty. It strengthens the immune system.
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 23:44 |
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steinrokkan posted:It strengthens the immune system. I hear that fecal implants can be great for your gut biome too
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 00:07 |
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bike tory posted:I hear that fecal implants can be great for your gut biome too I always wonder if copraphiliacs have really good gut biomes
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 00:12 |
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I hear that gay sex makes you gay, anyone wants to participate in a study?
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 00:38 |
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T-man posted:I hear that gay sex makes you gay, anyone wants to participate in a stud?
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 01:24 |
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Mocking Bird posted:That kid definitely has been peeing in his bedside drawer I need to find out who makes drawers solid enough you can piss in them without fear of spillage.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 01:33 |
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Kid pissed in the drawer for like a week before he was found out, mom ended up throwing the nightstand out due to smell. Little dude has the makings of a fine poopsocker
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 02:08 |
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steinrokkan posted:I need to find out who makes drawers solid enough you can piss in them without fear of spillage. Seriously, that's some legit woodwork and/or glue.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 03:28 |
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The piss congealed, thereby sealing the cracks and creating a barrier
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 03:47 |
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But enough about my sex life
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 03:47 |
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I'm guessing the parents did the 'we ate all your Halloween candy. Here's an iou.'
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 03:55 |
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I too love using my kids sadness and tears to get attention on the internet
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 03:57 |
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the kid is upset because he got caught pissing in his dresser
Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 04:50 on Nov 25, 2018 |
# ? Nov 25, 2018 04:14 |
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The Kindle screen showed one final message:"Your parents are dead"
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 04:31 |
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I can smell it from here
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 04:43 |
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bike tory posted:
Gross. The wireless adapter for the 360 was such a ripoff, and slowed loading from the HDD due to how the USB bus was handled internally. That M600 mouse, though - that's a beaut.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 04:46 |
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Peeny Cheez posted:and one girl who was a sex worker and dumped me because I didn't want to be her pimp. As you found out: A pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 04:58 |
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Peeny Cheez posted:Short answer to all of them: I more than likely inadvertantly offended a wizard or something. Shouldn't have shorted him the $5 then.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 06:57 |
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Queen Combat posted:Gross. The wireless adapter for the 360 was such a ripoff, and slowed loading from the HDD due to how the USB bus was handled internally. That M600 mouse, though - that's a beaut. I'm the garbage rear end Dell monitor that had like a 1024x800 resolution that every cheap office had. I'm also the pissbottles, insofar as piss can be color corrected equally easily as these pieces of poo poo.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 07:29 |
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Eh, It still beats using a wet buffet platter
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 07:30 |
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MageMage posted:Eh, It still beats using a wet buffet platter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYw9cFhUeQ&t=66s I'm thankful for [the channel] that seems to have been showing nothing but National Lampoon movies over the past couple days while I was at my parents' house. Just watched this and European Vacation last night. pseudorandom has a new favorite as of 07:47 on Nov 25, 2018 |
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I said piss bottles god damnit! In this family we push end game content on release day and that means pissing in your old 2 liter. What's so hard to understand about that.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 07:44 |
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Piss drawer is the new piss bottle get with the times grandpa
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 07:45 |
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Dixville posted:Piss drawer is the new piss bottle get with the times grandpa
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 08:44 |
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The kid is Batman, you autists. His parents are dead.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 13:45 |
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Pee is stored in the dresser.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 13:53 |
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Real question. What's the difference between a chest of drawers and a dresser? edit: Also, I thought that was a night stand. But I really don't know.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 16:46 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Real question. What's the difference between a chest of drawers and a dresser? I think of a dresser as having a mirror and a lower surface (you get dressed in front of it) and a chest of drawers just a tall box with drawers. Both probably full of clothes.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Real question. What's the difference between a chest of drawers and a dresser? Pee sealable
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