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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Do over Ham, Lowtax can't see you wink over a PM

There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling.

Oh wait... :wink:

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Wait a minute. Is he coming on to me?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

TMMadman posted:

Wait a minute. Is he coming on to me?

I mean, if I were to slip something into your PM folder, whats the harm?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

BigDave posted:

I mean, if I were to slip something into your PM folder, whats the harm?

Oh my God, he IS coming onto me!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

BigDave posted:

I mean, if I were to slip something into your PM folder, whats the harm?

Thank you BigDave.

However, in the future I would prefer the nondescript dropbox to the crypto with a dollar sign on it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I'm sorry, but I can't divulge information about that poster's secret, illegal, dropbox.

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a poster.

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was secret.

Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal!

It's too hot today...

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Vietnamwees posted:

Oh my God, he IS coming onto me!

After all, goons make strange bedfellows! :raise:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

sexpig by night posted:

I'm sorry, but I can't divulge information about that poster's secret, illegal, dropbox.

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a poster.

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was secret.

Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal!

It's too hot today...

An admin in an ape mask is still an admin.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

An admin in an ape mask is still an admin.

Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started banning people, which they almost certainly would.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started banning people, which they almost certainly would.

No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas monkeys simply freeze to death.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
I can't wait to eat that monkey! :yum:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!
You can't just keep hanging out with these Colobus monkeys. Somebody's going to get parasites.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

HellOnEarth posted:

You can't just keep hanging out with these Colobus monkeys. Somebody's going to get parasites.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Have you been eating that sandwich again?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

HellOnEarth posted:

You can't just keep hanging out with these Colobus monkeys. Somebody's going to get parasites.

I'll field that one.

Shitposting disease is spread by small parasites called ticks. When a diseased tick attaches itself to you and begins sucking your blood malignant spirochetes infest your bloodstream eventually spreading to your spinal fluid and on into the brain.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

TMMadman posted:

I'll field that one.

Shitposting disease is spread by small parasites called ticks. When a diseased tick attaches itself to you and begins sucking your blood malignant spirochetes infest your bloodstream eventually spreading to your spinal fluid and on into the brain.

Ooh, I hope I didn't brain my damage...

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

I'll field that one.

Shitposting disease is spread by small parasites called ticks. When a diseased tick attaches itself to you and begins sucking your blood malignant spirochetes infest your bloodstream eventually spreading to your spinal fluid and on into the brain.

I come before you today to solve a riddle, one that has plagued mankind for centuries: What has four legs and ticks?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

But IMJack, if there's nobody around to hear the four-legged thing tick, does it really make a sound? :smug:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

But IMJack, if there's nobody around to hear the four-legged thing tick, does it really make a sound? :smug:

Jerusalem, what's the sound of one hand clapping.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I know everything except for the combination to the safe.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

I know everything except for the combination to the safe.

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

TMMadman posted:

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

Yes.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
A philanthropist, a humanitarian, a man of peace...

These are just some of the men who've come to spit on Jerusalem's grave

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'm not dead! Look, I just had a video game review published on Kotaku! :nixon:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

I come before you today to solve a riddle, one that has plagued mankind for centuries: What has four legs and ticks?

I'd wager he has some variety of walking tick in that box. :smug:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Jerusalem posted:

I'm not dead! Look, I just had a video game review published on Kotaku! :nixon:

Is this the end of zombie Jerusalem???

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

I'm not dead! Look, I just had a video game review published on Kotaku! :nixon:

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

I'm not dead! Look, I just had a video game review published on Kotaku! :nixon:

Hey, I did a favor for you!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



I CAST THEE OUT!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

I'm not dead! Look, I just had a video game review published on Kotaku! :nixon:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

....I just want attention...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

I'd wager he has some variety of walking tick in that box. :smug:

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


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