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GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
china's bigleague leap

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Soup du Jour posted:

why, is it horse-shaped?

They tend to walk a horse up the road with a saddle on backwards don't they?

Does he know that's not what reverse cowgirl means

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Melon based thanophilic fantasies

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

BONGHITZ posted:

i want this super strong woman to kill me during sex, like a mantis but with her thighs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZwYadmgPw

splatter my brain case, but take it slow

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Spergin Morlock posted:

Your posting sucks rear end today, just fyi.

sorry sorry working on a fix

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c6Vrnf99Ac

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*jumps over metal barrier and runs up rotunda steps*

*punches a SS guard right in teh BALLS*

*takes a big wet sloppy poop right infront of the casket and trump*

*screams*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



TARUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOMPPPPPPPPPPP

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
that bloomberg thing about cash advance businesses in NY being really loving sketchy is certainly something but i do have to wonder why someone thinks "this is a great idea!" to some guy calling you on the phone offering 40k in business capital.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

BONGHITZ posted:

i want this super strong woman to kill me during sex, like a mantis but with her thighs

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

can someone explain what the Flyers are doing wrt to coach and GM

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011


lol kav is so loving drunk right now

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



holy smoke thats strange

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Crunchy Black posted:

I know but your commitment to the bit is admirable.

:vapes:

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I would go on dates with Big Barda even if she wore her weird technicolor dream armor

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

euphronius posted:

can someone explain what the Flyers are doing wrt to coach and GM

gritty is both the coach and gm

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Rocks posted:

why is everyone so obsessed with george HW bush, a one-term president

it's easy. fawning is easy & there are stables of useless suits willing to go on tv and talk about it without saying anything of any value.
The News is extremely low effort.
24/7 news channels are the original reality tv.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


BONGHITZ posted:

i want this super strong woman to kill me during sex, like a mantis but with her thighs

Does it have be a woman? Asking because Trump probably has some big thick thighs for you.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Roosevelt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZwYadmgPw

splatter my brain case, but take it slow

twice now we've lit the smythe signal and nothing has happened

folks... we've been abandoned

:smith:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

2DCAT posted:

gritty is both the coach and gm

synergy

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Melon based thanophilic fantasies

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

D1E posted:

Does it have be a woman? Asking because Trump probably has some big thick thighs for you.

big

THICK

THIGHS

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


alito is honestly looking rougher than I thought he would

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The fliers are apparently worse than the red wings

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

2DCAT posted:

gritty is both the coach and gm

it worked for the blues with mike keenan

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/scottwongDC/status/1069709443246579712

:swoon:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


D1E posted:

Would sex with a woman with super-strong thighs be better than sex with a woman with regular thighs?

Asking for a friend.

Yes, especially if they are strong enough to kill you

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

zegermans posted:

alito is honestly looking rougher than I thought he would

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

BONGHITZ posted:

i want this super strong woman to kill me during sex, like a mantis but with her thighs

it looked like a p good time in that scene in goldeneye

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/latams/status/1069708516930273280

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






wow

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

*instigating the end*
y'all mods should be paid for your labor, join and unionize make the tax man pay

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


zegermans posted:

alito is honestly looking rougher than I thought he would

by the end of next year only KAV! and GORSUCH! will be left on the court

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


But you can't subpoenae a president

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

TRUMP is going to shove his way in front of the dead man, adjust his coat, then forget what he was doing and wander off

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

well that explains this mornings tweets

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


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Plan Z
May 6, 2012

D1E posted:

Does it have be a woman? Asking because Trump probably has some big thick thighs for you.

His legs probably look like gyro roasts made out of pig poo poo.

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