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The  face is my default reaction to half the dumb poo poo I say to get under my wife's skin. I want to be that face. It's not a charming quality.
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Phy posted:i stopped capitalizing words and using punctuation, which given what SA used to be like about that poo poo, is p.funny RIP in peace the days when i could scream every slur i could think of at lowtax himself and would only, get banned if my grammer or spelling? was off.
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Flint_Paper posted:Married a goon Same.
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Dec 5, 2018 01:11
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I need to Um Actually in any conversation that claims Slenderman was a creation of 4chan or Creepypasta. That and I cannot stop using forums colloquialisms outside of it. Like I talk about Chuds forgetting that anyone who isn't on SA has no idea I mean Trump supporters.
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Dec 5, 2018 05:55
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The word replacement filter is hardwired into my brain from the days when I was not registered yet (or too lazy to log in).
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Dec 5, 2018 06:22
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Gargamel Gibson posted:When I see the phrase "gently caress" I think it's about loving. I will include the phrase "gently caress" when I want to subtly add innuendo (that no one will understand) in contexts where "caress" is appropriate. Also I'm the one who uploads SA smilies onto Slack/Discord groups.
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Dec 5, 2018 06:57
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I keep calling them fingats and I cant stop 
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twistedmentat posted:I need to Um Actually in any conversation that claims Slenderman was a creation of 4chan or Creepypasta. I'm this goon. Oh god
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Dec 5, 2018 11:38
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every time one of my idiots starts talking about bitcoin i can't stop referring to bitcoin as butts that's probably a good thing, all up
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empty sea posted:I'm this goon. Oh god I tell people that I contributed some lore in the original thread and they ask me if I feel bad about that murdered girl
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Dec 5, 2018 15:54
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pseudorandom posted:Also I'm the one who uploads SA smilies onto Slack/Discord groups. My work Slack is chock full of them thanks to me. Whenever I see people use them my heart skips a beat
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Dec 5, 2018 18:53
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I really wish I could use  in texts sometimes.
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Dec 5, 2018 19:01
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RandomFerret posted:I tell people that I contributed some lore in the original thread and they ask me if I feel bad about that murdered girl Was there actually a Slenderman murder? The girl who got stabbed by her friends in the woods survived.
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Dec 6, 2018 00:02
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my wife and i call each other 'babby'
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Dec 6, 2018 00:30
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Miss posted:every time one of my idiots starts talking about bitcoin i can't stop referring to bitcoin as butts Me too, but most people find it hilarious, except the person who wanted to know about this new crypto they could farm.
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Dec 6, 2018 01:12
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pseudorandom posted:Also I'm the one who uploads SA smilies onto Slack/Discord groups. I've got a bunch saved in a folder on my computer and I use them in Gchat and emails. I wish I could use them as emoticons on my phone. They're so much better than any other smilies in existence.
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Dec 6, 2018 19:08
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Everytime I fall down the stairs I shout some random combination of 'Pak', 'Chooie', and 'Umf'
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Dec 6, 2018 19:18
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:I've got a bunch saved in a folder on my computer and I use them in Gchat and emails. I wish I could use them as emoticons on my phone. They're so much better than any other smilies in existence. when my company switched from MSN Messenger to Lync I was legit pissed for like a month because I couldn't make custom emoticons. Also I cannot hear the word business without thinking serious business.
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:I've got a bunch saved in a folder on my computer and I use them in Gchat and emails. I wish I could use them as emoticons on my phone. They're so much better than any other smilies in existence. Not sure about other phones, but you can on an iphone. Download the awful app, then under the phone settings there should be an option for keyboards, and you can add it from there.
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Dec 6, 2018 19:28
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Ziv Zulander posted:Not sure about other phones, but you can on an iphone. Download the awful app, then under the phone settings there should be an option for keyboards, and you can add it from there. That's awesome and you're officially my favorite person today. Thanks!
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Dec 6, 2018 19:31
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Goatse just get's like no reaction from me anymore. It's about as shocking as a lolcats macro at this point.
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I can't think of or see the word "finger" without thinking about "at hostpital, lost fingat"
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Dec 9, 2018 09:42
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We were discussing harm reduction at work the other day, and all I could think of was "arm reduction" and that story where the dude uses his arm as a helicopter propeller and slaps all the doctors and nurses then flies off.
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I've learned to be wary of anyone who likes anything that comes from Japan. But that's more of a good idea than something that ruined me really.1stGear posted:I can't read or hear "69" without automatically appending "Nice." Same, a grumpy Polish coworker has to pick up something every morning by saying "b-69" and every time I say "nice." He thinks I'm weird.
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Years ago, there was some forum member who had the name "Nelson Mandingo," and I ended up saying that phrase in some context I forget, probably brainstorming punny names with friends. Anyway, I didn't actually know what Mandingo was (I thought it was just another '70s porn film, like Deep Throat), a black person was present, and that was pretty awkward. Edit: At least once I've had to clarify to my wife that I didn't crack up at something she said, but that I just happened to think of Hulk Hogan meat shoes. Rollersnake has a new favorite as of 00:40 on Dec 10, 2018 |
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aardwolf posted:Was there actually a Slenderman murder? The girl who got stabbed by her friends in the woods survived. Most people dont remember that, only that some teens tried to kill another teen to summon Slenderman. They also dont remember that the two accomplices were tried as adults and could be locked in mental institutions until their 40s. The victim left the hospital in less than a week and went back to school fall of the same year. 
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Dec 10, 2018 00:58
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Rollersnake posted:Years ago, there was some forum member who had the name "Nelson Mandingo," and I ended up saying that phrase in some context I forget, probably brainstorming punny names with friends. Anyway, I didn't actually know what Mandingo was (I thought it was just another '70s porn film, like Deep Throat), a black person was present, and that was pretty awkward.  So I think I have breast cancer   Honey, I was thinking about Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes
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The Moon Monster posted:When I want to navigate to the forums on my web browsers I type "fo" into the url bar and, for some reason, it automatically suggests this page: Haha, what is that?
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Dec 10, 2018 01:27
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Whenever I hear or see the word prolapse I get that drat song stuck in my head as well as the imagery in the video.
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It turns out you really can't un-see the FedEx arrow.
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dudeness posted:Playing Acrobabble (a game where you are given a set of letters and have to make a sentence and then everyone votes on which one is best) Someone finally remade acrophobia?! Sweet!
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Pneub posted:Goatse just get's like no reaction from me anymore. It's about as shocking as a lolcats macro at this point. What's worse is that I forget not everyone is like that/has even seen goatse, so it gets awkward. One time I was playing that jackbox game where you design t-shirts with friends, and drew it thinking it would get a laugh. It did not. E:spelling.
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Dec 10, 2018 04:33
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spog posted:Sometimes I worry that my sense of humour is 20 years younger than it should be. Same here. I laugh at the stupidest stuff. At a previous job, the QA manager said she wanted to talk to me about my duties and the QC manager was nearby too. Me: "you said DUTIES!" *laughs* QC manager started laughing and then she snorted. My ex-gf didn't like it so much when I gave her daughters bf the nickname "butt gravy" but her other daughter thought it was hilarious. That and telling people to gently caress themselves. I'm not a grown up yet....
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That one is easier to unsee, because I've never sent or received spoons through FedEx.
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I just showed my girlfriend tribute.avi. She laughed uproariously. I'm a broken person who attracts broken people and I feel fine.
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Pissbitch works
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DicktheCat posted:What's worse is that I forget not everyone is like that/has even seen goatse, so it gets awkward. One time I was playing that jackbox game where you design t-shirts with friends, and drew it thinking it would get a laugh. It did not. I did that when I was 20, only it was carving Goatse into a pumpkin at a college party. I also carved a cool plus-sized dominatrix into another pumpkin, which amused no one.
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Dumb tales of random poo poo. Today, just before the bell at the end of class, the single edgelord in my first period class walked up and said, "What would be the quickest way for someone to take themselves out in here? Probably the tablesaw, don't you think? Hurr hurr". *click* I replied with, "I guess it would depend on the variables like temperature, etc. I've read a story before about a guy [insert the Cliff's Notes version of Volume/Ride the Gravitron's botched tablesaw attempt] and now he's just very angry and has a zipper neck." I'm sure he'll have a new theory tomorrow, but I was just really pleased it wasn't some homophobic, transphobic or racist comment or joke like he usually has.
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I've called shrimp "small pastries" in real life.
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