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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

ozza posted:

On a different note, I don't follow Sirius goings-on at all these days, but apparently Ronnie B had a sit down with Jerry Seinfeld and Ricky Gervais: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtigiL_TffY

edit: Oh no I'm 5 minutes in and it's been 5 minutes of Ricky pontificating without a hint of humour

Jerry Seinfeld and Ricky Gervais not being funny but rather being dull middle aged, self important farts? Never saw it coming.

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

One half of Ron and Ron is interviewing comedy legends and the other half is pimping HGH and boner pills on Tampa AM sports radio

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Szyznyk posted:

One half of Ron and Ron is interviewing comedy legends and the other half is pimping HGH and boner pills on Tampa AM sports radio

Both have jobs the Opster would kill for

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




i was going to go to that adam mckay taping with mr b but you have to show up at 10am for a 3pm taping

JFC
Oct 16, 2003

Jesus F Christ
Finger Lickin' God
Can we remove this loving loser from the thread title. He doesn't have anything to do with Ant, Opie, Jim, Sam, or the Bennington Show.

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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

fuckin lmao

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

JFC posted:

Can we remove this loving loser from the thread title. He doesn't have anything to do with Ant, Opie, Jim, Sam, or the Bennington Show.



I've been staring at this picture in horror for several minutes now. Send help.

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'



Oh, just die already.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
gently caress you haters Artie is going to live forever

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The answer to the question "If you do enough cocaine, will your nose implode?".

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

JFC posted:

Can we remove this loving loser from the thread title. He doesn't have anything to do with Ant, Opie, Jim, Sam, or the Bennington Show.



Jesus Christ

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Now how's he going to be in Season 4 of Crashing?

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

JFC posted:

Can we remove this loving loser from the thread title. He doesn't have anything to do with Ant, Opie, Jim, Sam, or the Bennington Show.




"HEY GAR....*FAKE COUGH*...IT'S ART, I'M NOT GONNA BE IN TODAY BECAUSE I SLAMMED INTO A WALL REAL HARD *FAKE COUGH*"

Holy poo poo, I thought that was a photoshop but nope. Check it out:

https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2018/12/artie-lange-avoids-jail-but-tests-positive-for-cocaine-at-nj-court-appearance-its-in-my-system.html

With video goodness so you can see the Rocky Dennis nose in action. I'm not even horrified at this point, I'm just laughing too hard because he's going to be noseless in about five months. Jesus loving Christ, this is the perfect mix of horror and comedy. He's not going to die, but he's sure as hell rotting well enough.

Edit: also, can't he afford someone to make him a suit so he can be decent looking in court? The more I look at this mess, the more poo poo I find to laugh/be horrified about.

Edit 2: Oh please, someone with mad Photoshop skills, turn that thing into a snout so we can at least laugh at it.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Dec 15, 2018

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




quote:

Lange has had to have surgery on his nose due to years of snorting cocaine and heroin — and one incident in which he accidentally snorted glass when trying to suck up smashed OxyContin tablets — which left him with no septum and a lot of ribbing from his followers about his appearance. 

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008



So this is AFTER the surgery?

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

So this is AFTER the surgery?

Who nose

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

So this is AFTER the surgery?
It's from a day ago so that seems to be the case.
That sure is one tragic clown.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post



nothing like good natured ribbing about horrible deformity from decades of abuse

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:coolspot:
Seashells by the
Seashorpheus

CrashCat posted:

nothing like good natured ribbing about horrible deformity from decades of abuse

Someone should have told him to behave

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006
By all rights he should be dead, so some slight disfigurements are whatever.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Cory Lidle posted:

By all rights he should be dead, so some slight disfigurements are whatever.

Wait are you telling me that corpse is somehow technically 'alive'

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

JFC posted:

Can we remove this loving loser from the thread title. He doesn't have anything to do with Ant, Opie, Jim, Sam, or the Bennington Show.


Did a witch curse him?

He is slowly turning into his madtv babe the pig sketch costume.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

He does know you can just shoot the cocaine like heroin right?

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
He’s afraid of needles lol

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Wish he was afraid of heroin

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Skip My Posts posted:

He’s afraid of needles lol

To be fair though you could hurt yourself with a needle by accident

BrandonGK
May 6, 2005

Throw it out the airlock.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:


Edit: also, can't he afford someone to make him a suit so he can be decent looking in court? The more I look at this mess, the more poo poo I find to laugh/be horrified about.

Here's one example of someone who knows how to dress for court:

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Can't you just rub the cocaine into your gums

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

Can't you just rub the cocaine into your gums

Yeah but that's like less than half as effective and that poo poo is expensive. So if you're going to be blowing thousands on it, you gotta get your money's worth out of it.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
just snort it off a big ol hot black cock like a gentleman and be done with it

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



T Bowl posted:

Yeah but that's like less than half as effective and that poo poo is expensive. So if you're going to be blowing thousands on it, you gotta get your money's worth out of it.

Yeah for you and I, not Mr. MADtv money

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Edit 2: Oh please, someone with mad Photoshop skills, turn that thing into a snout so we can at least laugh at it.

:rip:

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:coolspot:
Seashells by the
Seashorpheus
That's somehow grosser than the real thing :barf:

BrandonGK
May 6, 2005

Throw it out the airlock.
The Destroyer's dropping some hammers, brotherman:

https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/1075772242619842560

https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/1075787645685587968

https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/1075791800403722240

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

You know who's pretty fun in the mornings (unless his unabashed progressive politics turn you off) is Pete Dominick on 121 at 9am. He's got 3 producers who are stand-ups and they get some great lines in here and there. It's usually half journalists / authors talking about issues and half comedians doing a 'hang'

Pete also has tons of vocal tics that he picked up from listening to Anthony. It's funny to hear them if like me you listened to O&A for years.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
I used to like Pete when he’d appear on O&A. Does he have a podcast or someone uploading his poo poo on YouTube or anything?

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
The Pete Dominick and Joe DeRosa fight a couple months ago was hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzdEaG7Vh-I

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Listening to Joe Derosa is like taking an Ambien imho

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Sintax posted:

Listening to Joe Derosa is like taking an Ambien imho

His laugh is about as bad as Sam's... that's the opposite of ambien.

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

T Bowl posted:

The Pete Dominick and Joe DeRosa fight a couple months ago was hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzdEaG7Vh-I

Ha the Bonfire uses a bunch of drops from this fight.

"I GO TO ATLANTA ALL THE TIME!!!!!" -Pete Dominick

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