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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

CommissarMega posted:

I reserve the right to laugh in the face of anyone who watches Black Lagoon subbed.

And let us say 'amen.'

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This is a good official dub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTNpuJbzi5g

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
How about taking the Japanese cartoon and comic book chat to https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=27 and instead talk about terrible games like

HotPuzzle:Grils

HotPuzzle:Grils is a simple puzzle game, game pictures are carefully selected by the developers of the picture, come quickly, immersed in the hot beauty map.

The game includes:

20 levels of difficulty
More than 3 hours of gaming experience
20 sexy pictures
melody
27 languages

Thanks for buying HotPuzzle:Grils, the first game of our production team. We will update more pictures of beauty and better content from time to time.

Pictures of the grils are kinda :nws: in that there are oily butts.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Take the most basic of puzzle games and add sexy girls. This is mobile store levels of lazy. Do they even have permission to use those pictures?

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Man they been doing that since the arcade days

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Dire Lemming posted:

Because Manga Gamer's translators are soulless husks, in large part because this

I mean, AruNaru's pretty good, and they got their best guys to work on the Umineko translation along with the original author and the previous fan translators. I think they probably just give their low-budget stuff a low-budget amount of effort.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

FirstAidKite posted:

Man they been doing that since the arcade days

at least qix is a much better game than easy-mode sliding puzzles

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Zetsubou-san posted:

at least qix is a much better game than easy-mode sliding puzzles

Plus the added bonus of trolling pervs who are like "aw yeah gonna see some titty" and then

TURNING

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what the gently caress"

That Guy Bob
Apr 30, 2009
Sliding puzzles are the worst.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Fart of Presto posted:

Pictures of the grils are kinda :nws: in that there are oily butts.

Puzzle games, pictures will contain sexy beauty pictures, pictures have some sexual hints, but do not contain other dew points and pornographic content.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


“Dew points”????

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
That's a weird sponsor for them to score, but more power to them.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

There's a game called Hunt and Snare or something but it's about shooting furries so you can gently caress them

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Oh wow I love gay and trans jokes

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

There's a game called Hunt and Snare or something but it's about shooting furries so you can gently caress them

I pulled it up and, remarkably, it's explicitly only going to cover consensual stuff. On the other hand, here's the full dscription:

quote:

Hunt and Snare is an open world adults-only furry hunting game with strong focus on sexual content and interaction between characters and the world. While there are heavier topics and darker tone to the lore (such as lands ruled by a ruthless dragon and it's oppressive regime, sickness stricken islands, and crippling poverty[wtf]) the approach to sex, sexual themes, and love is very warm-hearted, open, and passionate.

This game only features consensual acts between adult anthropomorphic characters.

Hunt
Grab your trusty rifle, load up some tranquilizer ammo, and start your hunt; The islands of Skiir and its beautiful and exotic wild prey await!

Recruit your favorite captures to your ship crew, trade away the rest, and use your well earned crowns to buy new equipment, upgrades to your ship, clothes for your crew and yourself, or spent it on precious gifts for your favorites. (This describes upcoming features.)

Sexplore
Lead your favorite crew on sexploration trips, explore mystical islands, discover weird and rare things to spice up your interaction with your crew members and the citizens of the cities and towns of island archipelago of Skiir.

Sail
Travel between islands with your frigate, The Unnamed, and engage in ship-to-ship combat against pirates or in duels against the pesky Dragonfire Fleet captains with your ship and your sword for fame and glory! (Upcoming feature.)

Discover uncharted islands, visit major cities, choose to be free!

Customize
Huge options to customize your character with; From micro details like nipple shapes and sizes to macro details like body shapes, tails, and breast sizes, to colors from patterns, to genitalia, to eyes. Create characters of your dreams, and either play the game with your creations, or use them in Showroom to just experience raw sex with no strings attached.

Customize your preferred hunting weapon; Change parts of the rifle to specialize in shorter range, or even longer range than normally, mod ammo capacity with different kind of clips and magazines, customize visuals of your rifle, or just use a bow or crossbow instead! (Upcoming feature.)

Your ship is your template. If you want to specialize in combat for ship-to-ship action, put more cannons on decks! If you prefer crew and cargo space, and a bit more luxorious ship, invest in nicer crew quarters and more impressive mess hall. (Upcoming feature.)

Filter
Don't like a specific fetish? You can disable it and you won't run across any acts containing it! Want to experience only one fetish? Why not! Adjust your prey spawning and gender combinations to your liking!

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

So you're a slaver not a rapist okay

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
pokemon but you gently caress the pokemon

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Conception 2: what if Ash was Pikachu's dad

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Completely "consensual," "loving" sex with the slaves you press-ganged onto your pirate crew

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Those Agony idiots are making a spin-off called Succubus. It looks extremely terrible. They made a gameplay concept trailer.

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqLM-YsXGek:nws:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Antivehicular posted:

Completely "consensual," "loving" sex with the slaves you press-ganged onto your pirate crew

Look I consider it progress that they're not fetishizing their simulated rape as simulated rape.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Antivehicular posted:

Completely "consensual," "loving" sex with the slaves you press-ganged onto your pirate crew

It's like the Dragon Ball Abridged movie where the whole thing is their fetish, presumably.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Those Agony idiots are making a spin-off called Succubus. It looks extremely terrible. They made a gameplay concept trailer.

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqLM-YsXGek:nws:
Looks boring
When you're in a age where on steam you can be releasing along side

C.M. Kruger posted:

well let's just hop on over to VNDB and che-


あの アリストクラット :catstare:


You might need to update your definition of edgy and hardcore out of the 20th century.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Flannelette posted:

Looks boring
When you're in a age where on steam you can be releasing along side



You might need to update your definition of edgy and hardcore out of the 20th century.

Really, a game called Succubus and you don't even rape anyone to death? Bush league perversion

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

A game called "Succubus" should basically be adults-only Psychonauts, where you enter the minds of people and find out what makes them horny.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Those Agony idiots are making a spin-off called Succubus. It looks extremely terrible. They made a gameplay concept trailer.

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqLM-YsXGek:nws:

first thought - They make a player character model like that and then don't make the game thrid-person?

*sliding animation*

oh

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

The MSJ posted:

A game called "Succubus" should basically be adults-only Psychonauts, where you enter the minds of people and find out what makes them horny.

Actually, a game called "Succubus" should be a dine and dash clone where you are operating hell's department of demon summoning and you have to spin a bunch of plates to keep the demons regularly at the summon altar and keep the altar up and running and maintained and handling the acquisition and dispensing/storing of souls.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Antivehicular posted:

Completely "consensual," "loving" sex with the slaves you press-ganged onto your pirate crew
Your pirate crew that you can trade away.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

FirstAidKite posted:

Actually, a game called "Succubus" should be a dine and dash clone where you are operating hell's department of demon summoning and you have to spin a bunch of plates to keep the demons regularly at the summon altar and keep the altar up and running and maintained and handling the acquisition and dispensing/storing of souls.

A small step in that direction

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

If I ever learn how to make a video game, I will definitely consider making the succubus office cubicle hell dine & dash clone game, and then it can be posted in here where it properly belongs

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

The MSJ posted:

A game called "Succubus" should basically be adults-only Psychonauts, where you enter the minds of people and find out what makes them horny.

FirstAidKite posted:

Actually, a game called "Succubus" should be a dine and dash clone where you are operating hell's department of demon summoning and you have to spin a bunch of plates to keep the demons regularly at the summon altar and keep the altar up and running and maintained and handling the acquisition and dispensing/storing of souls.

aw man I love both these concepts

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I'm gonna make it, see you in 18 years

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012

Zetsubou-san posted:

first thought - They make a player character model like that and then don't make the game thrid-person?

*sliding animation*

oh

At first I thought it was going to be amusing terrible like those terrible terrible NSFW Doom mods, but nope, not silly, not entertaining, just dumb.

:nws: Link to a youtube video of someone playing NSFW doom mods. :nws:

Also turn down your volume.

Edit: there's another video that Jolly Wangcore made about NSFW doom mods and cripes are they not safe.

SugarAddict fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Dec 20, 2018

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
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Lipstick Apathy
there's a series of pixelated titty games with Succubus in the title that started as kinda OK but basic platformers and ended up making like a couple kinda OK castlevania-likes and a good platformer and a good puzzle action game and the latest one looks zelda-eqsue or something?

Like ignore the boobs and this a perfectly decent NES style puzzle action game
:nws: video here

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Light Gun Man posted:


Like ignore the boobs and this a perfectly decent NES style puzzle action game


Having a little trouble here.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Light Gun Man posted:

there's a series of pixelated titty games with Succubus in the title that started as kinda OK but basic platformers and ended up making like a couple kinda OK castlevania-likes and a good platformer and a good puzzle action game and the latest one looks zelda-eqsue or something?

Like ignore the boobs and this a perfectly decent NES style puzzle action game
:nws: video here

I'm willing to overlook a lot if a game is clever and fun in a way that hits my genre buttons, but boy howdy that is egregious

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

FirstAidKite posted:

Actually, a game called "Succubus" should be a dine and dash clone where you are operating hell's department of demon summoning and you have to spin a bunch of plates to keep the demons regularly at the summon altar and keep the altar up and running and maintained and handling the acquisition and dispensing/storing of souls.
Actually, it should be a bus simulator about a bus with a demon vacuum mounted in front driving through hell.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

SelenicMartian posted:

Actually, it should be a bus simulator about a bus with a demon vacuum mounted in front driving through hell.

Desert Bus: Dante's Inferno Edition

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Zetsubou-san posted:

first thought - They make a player character model like that and then don't make the game thrid-person?

*sliding animation*

oh

The weirdest part about the sliding animation is that those bits don't do what they appear to do. Maybe succubi need air breaks or something.

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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
i wonder if unreal engine license has any stipulations regarding their logo on porn games?

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