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Flannelette posted:You know you're on the right track in life when the Awful Game steam page links are already visited. Who hasn't had Cinderella escape series on their front page?
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Who hasn't had Cinderella escape series on their front page? There's a front page? ...oh, right, on Steam.
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Dareon posted:There's a front page?
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bessantj posted:I thought this might be a 2D scantly clad fighter but I guess enough Dead or Alive games already exist. Star Citizen has made $200 million on that premise so far.,
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/Genital_Jousting/ Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.
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And it very much does not belong in this thread.
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Yeah, it doesn't look deep, but it's the same sort of simple stuff that's hilarious for 10 minute spurts to early college kids
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FoolyCharged posted:10 minute spurts Ah, to be 17 again.
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GodspeedSphere posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/Genital_Jousting/ Here are some old people playing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WYoUIZBlzE Looks fun.
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Yeah Genital Jousting is a game that knows EXACTLY what it is, and leans into it.
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GOTY: https://store.steampowered.com/app/958300/Cute_Girls/
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Girls invite you to their world, test your speed and earn points by pressing the keys at the right moment. Unlock new stages by scoring certain amounts of points. If you just want to watch beautiful girls enter the free hands mode and relax. 
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Good game for the GOTY, but the wrong edition: https://store.steampowered.com/app/934990/Cute_Girls_VR/ Clearly you need the VR to trully immerse yourself.
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The developer/publisher situation is interesting. They're clearly by the same Chinese joint, but one has "Dance studio mix", one has "Tomimar" and in addition to those two there's "tomimar" without the capital T, the makers of DREAM GIRLS VR, HOT GIRLS VR and SEXY GIRLS.
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Kanfy posted:The developer/publisher situation is interesting. They're clearly by the same Chinese joint, but one has "Dance studio mix", one has "Tomimar" and in addition to those two there's "tomimar" without the capital T, the makers of DREAM GIRLS VR, HOT GIRLS VR and SEXY GIRLS. I'd suspect its the same strat as Chinese spam games on the app store, you make lots of "companies" that are really just all the same one so any damage that one suffers for making trash/breaking the rules is compartmentalized.
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Going through this thread on a whim. I feel the need to wash my eyes out. Given what's allowed on Steam...what gets some games banned? It seems like a very thin line.
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TV Zombie posted:Going through this thread on a whim. I feel the need to wash my eyes out. Given what's allowed on Steam...what gets some games banned? It seems like a very thin line. The line seems to be drawn at the nebulous point of, "May get valve in legal trouble"
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FoolyCharged posted:The line seems to be drawn at the nebulous point of, "May get valve in legal trouble" This, mostly. I suppose if there's enough of an outcry Valve would take action then as well.
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FoolyCharged posted:The line seems to be drawn at the nebulous point of, "May get valve in legal trouble" Terrible MMO games based around jiggle physics, useless armor, and 1000 year old little girls are apparently OK.  turn down your computers volume and open it in incognito modehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qryJx6sHVos&list=PLl4CmnQ2VIyeB8Ozx30E8-hCog1ieFyb_&index=9
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CommissarMega posted:This, mostly. I suppose if there's enough of an outcry Valve would take action then as well. Yeah Hatred was removed from the store even though there was nothing legally questionable about it, because a game about playing a mass shooter isn’t exactly good PR in the current political climate. Basically it all boils down to whether enough people make noise about something. Valve’s default position seems to be “we don’t care what’s on Steam”.
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The Hatred devs also had ties to far (far) right groups in Poland, iirc.
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Don't forget Hated was removed and Gabe himself stepped in to say they went too far and reinstated it to the store. It's wise PR for then to remove a game than to have questionable content.
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TV Zombie posted:Going through this thread on a whim. I feel the need to wash my eyes out. Given what's allowed on Steam...what gets some games banned? It seems like a very thin line. Ever since HL2, Valve had some hippy-dippy "everyone is their own boss" type of management structure. Mucking through the 872 billion horrible games on Steam is something no one wants to do, so no one does. A game that draws a lot of complaints will get pulled, but tiny obscure 'games' that fly under the radar can be as horrible as you can imagine.
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Gynovore posted:Ever since HL2, Valve had some hippy-dippy "everyone is their own boss" type of management structure. Mucking through the 872 billion horrible games on Steam is something no one wants to do, so no one does. A game that draws a lot of complaints will get pulled, but tiny obscure 'games' that fly under the radar can be as horrible as you can imagine. Well the flat corporate structure is more why they've barely released any games in the last decade despite having essentially unlimited money. Steam being terrible is more because despite having been on top for so long, they never set themselves up to manage it properly. They should have split Steam off into its own separate division of the company and then allowed it to grow as needed to handle its popularity, but instead all they've got is essentially the same tiny community team they had back when Steam only hosted Valve's own games.
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Gynovore posted:Ever since HL2, Valve had some hippy-dippy "everyone is their own boss" type of management structure. Mucking through the 872 billion horrible games on Steam is something no one wants to do, so no one does. A game that draws a lot of complaints will get pulled, but tiny obscure 'games' that fly under the radar can be as horrible as you can imagine. But surely that's just for the actual developers and artists, right? They've gotta have other staff too for poo poo like maintaining the servers, janitoring the floors, handling customer service (okay maybe not that one). e: ^^^^ AFAIK Artifact wasn't a failure because of poor development effort or bad gameplay or anything. They just had some crazy monetization scheme where you have to buy the game just to get in the door and get a basic starter deck and then pay even more real money to get any card packs. At launch there was literally no way to get any new cards to play with without microtransactions, and the ranked/competitive online mode cost money to play too (because it gave out card packs when you won). Probably Gabe's dumb idea. He was really into the Skyrim paid mods thing too. RPATDO_LAMD fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Jan 9, 2019 |
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IIRC they were getting rid of a bunch of waifu games on the recommendation of Morality in Media, who then started saying games with LBGT themes were being objectifying and misogynistic and everyone suddenly realised they were literally a right wing Christian group using woke liberal language, so they basically said gently caress it, reversed course and opened the jizzgates.
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FrumpleOrz posted:Stumbled across this one today. The screenshots are quote:The role-playing aspects in this game are surprisingly good and even come with some pleasant moments of choice & consequence.
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SelenicMartian posted:There are reviews. I like the angry negative review. quote:The sex minigame is a bad joke but the voice dialogue though story and moans major kudos for the voice actresses. It's no House Party but it a lewd game I HATE SEX MINIGAMES WHERE YOUR CHERACTER ISN'T APART OF THE ACTION!
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TV Zombie posted:Leisure Suit Larry games don't fit here do they? The bad ones probably do.
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FoolyCharged posted:The line seems to be drawn at the nebulous point of, "May get valve in legal trouble" What amazes me is that they don't even seem to care about their own IP at this point, seeing as Hunt Down the Freeman is a loving PAID PRODUCT: https://store.steampowered.com/app/723390/Hunt_Down_The_Freeman/ Like, how does that happen? Do they just not care at all about Half-Life anymore? ... Ah. Nevermind. Don't answer that.
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