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wyoming posted:This world just wasn't good enough for a Tobe Hooper Spiderman. In retrospect a Sam Raimi Spiderman is kind of weird as well
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Franchescanado posted:Kvlt!, Mr. Wan would like a word with you. I'm in the hospital right now and nothing has lifted my spirits more than knowing James Wan is getting bullied. gently caress you Wan!
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Kvlt! posted:I'm in the hospital right now and nothing has lifted my spirits more than knowing James Wan is getting bullied. gently caress you Wan! You okay? ( Discord)
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Kvlt! posted:I'm in the hospital right now and nothing has lifted my spirits more than knowing James Wan is getting bullied. gently caress you Wan! Feel better, little Kvlt! man. If you need us to send you a copy of Martyrs or Rob Zombie's Halloween, let us know.
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Kvlt! posted:I'm in the hospital right now and nothing has lifted my spirits more than knowing James Wan is getting bullied. gently caress you Wan! Well let me speak for everyone here when I say we’re hoping for the best: Some sort of serial killer organ transplant. You know. Just to see what... happens.
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Kvlt! posted:I'm in the hospital right now and nothing has lifted my spirits more than knowing James Wan is getting bullied. gently caress you Wan! I'll start a petition to the producers of it to let you see an early screening of Corpse Fucker XXXIV: Corpses Never Die
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Kvlt! posted:I'm in the hospital right now and nothing has lifted my spirits more than knowing James Wan is getting bullied. gently caress you Wan! I laughed at this, godspeed Kvlt!
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Kvlt! posted:I'm in the hospital right now and nothing has lifted my spirits more than knowing James Wan is getting bullied. gently caress you Wan! More like James WanKER, amirite? Either get well soon or let us know how your date went, depending why you're there. 
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Kvlt! posted:I'm in the hospital right now and nothing has lifted my spirits more than knowing James Wan is getting bullied. gently caress you Wan! Hope you get better soon and may the hospital food not suck too badly.
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my favorite part of electric boogaloo (apart from the sick as hell intro) is how loving dumb menahem golan was.
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I like the part where they attempt to explain why the kid in Last American Virgin brings the girl a pine tree and oranges after an abortion and the answer still makes no sense
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I don't know what the thread's consensus is on Bordello of Blood, but am I crazy for thinking there could have been a great film there if they scrapped Miller and just focused on Feldman? I was actually shocked with how much I enjoyed the first 15-20 minutes.
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Twin Cinema posted:I don't know what the thread's consensus is on Bordello of Blood, but am I crazy for thinking there could have been a great film there if they scrapped Miller and just focused on Feldman? That is the thread's consensus, approximately.
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Franchescanado posted:That is the thread's consensus, approximately. Glad I could agree with the thread. Drunkboxer posted:Scrapping Miller is almost always a good idea. Reading the Wikipedia, Miller didn't want to do the film, and asked for a $1m. They couldn't give them that, but they cut 750K from the special effects budget to get him. He then skipped a bunch of days, improvised his lines, and made them shoot around his talk show schedule. All of this for Dennis loving Miller.
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Dennis Miller must have been some flavor of the month poo poo before my time because I only remembered him from episodes of SNL.
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I’m telling you right now: if they had followed Demon Knight’s lead and cast an OG “friend of the show” like William Sadler in the lead role, Bordello could have been a four star romp. Especially if that friend was, say, Sir Bill Paxton.
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I’ll cop to liking him on snl and Dennis Miller Live back in the day but he’s poisonous to movies. Also, I suspect that the Tears for Fears song probably tricked me into liking Dennis Miller Live. edit: I mean it’s pretty sweet: https://youtu.be/ekCQyQXpQKs Drunkboxer fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Jan 3, 2019 |
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I mean another big thing is that Tales doesn’t work if you don’t embrace its campiness and meet it head-on. Throwing a condescending cynic into your vampire brothel movie only serves to undercut the intended tone.
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get well soon Kvlt this Supercontext podcast episode on Carpenter's Apocalypse trilogy is awesome
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Kim Newman on Horror Express: "The film's barely started and an alien-possessed, whistling, zombie Neanderthal pickpocket is on the loose."
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Lots of good stuff coming to Canadian Shudder in January: Big Man Japan!!
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flashy_mcflash posted:Big Man Japan!!
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I should get around to watching Big Man Japan but I always get turned off by the special effects.
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lol, why the gently caress is Ong Bak coming to Shudder?
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Hollismason posted:I should get around to watching Big Man Japan but I always get turned off by the special effects. Wait til the ending The ending makes it all worth it
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Drunkboxer posted:I’ll cop to liking him on snl and Dennis Miller Live back in the day but he’s poisonous to movies. Also, I suspect that the Tears for Fears song probably tricked me into liking Dennis Miller Live. There was also a pool scene where Miller tells the kid all the moves he's making are wrong (he's correct!). Does he think of himself as a great pool player and forces every production show one scene where he's amazing at pool?
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I don't know why I waited so long to watch Body Bags but I will make up for it by watching it over and over again.
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Does Joe Bob Briggs have a Twitter so I can personally apologize to him for disliking him for so long while never actually sitting down to watch him host anything. I still feel bad about being so Anti-Joe Bob. I was so very very wrong.
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He does not have a Twitter. You can email him though.
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Thanks for all the well wishes guys. Y'all definitely made me laugh and cheered me up. I love all of you posers!
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Windows 98 posted:Does Joe Bob Briggs have a Twitter so I can personally apologize to him for disliking him for so long while never actually sitting down to watch him host anything. I still feel bad about being so Anti-Joe Bob. I was so very very wrong. https://twitter.com/therealjoebob?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
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TheKingslayer posted:https://twitter.com/therealjoebob?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Thank you. I told Joe Bob I am sorry and I feel better now.
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TheKingslayer posted:Dennis Miller must have been some flavor of the month poo poo before my time because I only remembered him from episodes of SNL. His show "Dennis Miller Live" was huge on HBO at the time, and HBO was of course the very channel that Tales From the Crypt was also on. I have to imagine that somebody at HBO insisted that Dennis Miller be put in the movie, no matter what the movie was or how awful of a loving actor he is.
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Just watched the Friday the 13th fan film "Never Hike Alone", and as far as fan films go, it's not too shabby. Some decent shots, some nice suspense. The ending's a bit janky, but all in all, there are worse ways to spend an hour.
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King Vidiot posted:His show "Dennis Miller Live" was huge on HBO at the time, and HBO was of course the very channel that Tales From the Crypt was also on. I have to imagine that somebody at HBO insisted that Dennis Miller be put in the movie, no matter what the movie was or how awful of a loving actor he is. Dennis Miller was the original Bill Maher.
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So what's with all of the hype for Unsane? The whole time I was wondering when it get good and stop being dull as hell. Where you ever supposed to doubt her sanity or something, it felt so by the numbers on a path well threaded by other, better films. Seldom do I watch a horror film and not really care what's coming next because I know that there won't be any payoff, I've had farts that did that better than this film.
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Windows 98 posted:Does Joe Bob Briggs have a Twitter so I can personally apologize to him for disliking him for so long while never actually sitting down to watch him host anything. I still feel bad about being so Anti-Joe Bob. I was so very very wrong. I’m just now watching his hosting of Ravager and was thinking how much more enjoyable the movie is with his commentary.
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As much as I really enjoyed Phantasm III, and appreciated Phantasm for the first time (my first viewing of it was years ago and it didn't stick with me), I'm still reluctant to watch IV or Ravager. Like I heard Ravager is just plain bad and IV isn't great either. Maybe Joe Bob can salvage them but yeah, right now finishing that Christmas marathon feels like an obligation. Like I need to get my teeth cleaned but I just keep putting it off.
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