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Every time someone orders furniture "distressed", the seller should hit them with a chain instead.
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 10:28 |
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cakesmith handyman posted:I watched a furniture restoration program where the workshop was full of old craftsmen refinishing real antique furniture with incredible care. One customer wanted their mahogany campaign chest "distressed" so they put the inexperienced shop idiot on it and he did his best but between being an idiot and using the top as a workbench for his tools he accidentally achieved "distressed" perfectly. do you remember the name?
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 13:45 |
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Javid posted:What's funny is that things have so flipped that a poor person's house isn't gonna have rough-hewn woodwork anymore, it's gonna have plastic and pressboard with fake wood patterns on it. They are called mobile homes, xir.
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 16:12 |
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I actually distress furniture quite often and it is occasionally an essential part of the finishing process. Doing antique repair and reproductions often requires matching a few new chairs to a bunch of old ones or one end table to its mate. They need to look the same which means artificially aging the new pieces to match the old. A bunch of old keys and dark paste wax usually does the trick. Some people much prefer the look of antiques to new furniture, and if something is already distressed a bit, a little ding or scratch doesn’t show up like it would if it were the only scratch on your brand new shiny piece of furniture. Old fashioned, old money especially doesn’t seem to like things that look too shiny and new. That being said, all the restoration hardware, faux reclaimed wood poo poo can go on the bonfire.
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 16:29 |
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underage at the vape shop posted:do you remember the name? I'm sure it was on discovery, I was watching it at my parents.
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 17:09 |
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https://twitter.com/CursedArchitect/status/1051233618851434496
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 20:35 |
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That killed a Doctors Without Borders doc a few years back, got electrocuted in a shower.
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 20:57 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 09:13 |
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That is a colourised photo, so the green may or may not be accurate
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 09:48 |
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Why is the hose hanging alongside the tub rather than at one end? I hope there’s a shower curtain out of frame on the left.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 09:52 |
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Platystemon posted:Why is the hose hanging alongside the tub rather than at one end? Serious question: why wouldn't it be?
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 10:48 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Serious question: why wouldn't it be? America?
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:29 |
The faucet is behind her head in the middle, too. I wish we had that here. Then you could A) lay in the tub in either direction and B) reach the faucet knobs without a lot of sloshing around. I'm guessing there are plumbing logistical reasons why we don't do that here though I can't think of any.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:42 |
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I think its because most of the time in the US, you have a wall-mounted showerhead as well as the bath taps, and you basically have to put the showerhead at the end or not spraying water all over the place becomes more of an issue.Then it's just easier to mount everything in line on the same side. If you don't have a showerhead, then you just put the taps wherever. It looks like that as one of the hand-held showerheads, which I feel like are much more common in other countries and relatively unusual in the US as a regular fitting.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:51 |
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Ashcans posted:I think its because most of the time in the US, you have a wall-mounted showerhead as well as the bath taps, and you basically have to put the showerhead at the end or not spraying water all over the place becomes more of an issue.Then it's just easier to mount everything in line on the same side. If you don't have a showerhead, then you just put the taps wherever. It looks like that as one of the hand-held showerheads, which I feel like are much more common in other countries and relatively unusual in the US as a regular fitting. Also the bathroom is designed with a “wet wall” that has all of the plumbing in it which makes coordination easier. Which is why the toilet is usually next to the shower where the controls are even though the shower would be a lot easier to use if it was flipped to the opposite side!
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 19:01 |
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https://i.imgur.com/Eq1V1n2.gifv
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 12:34 |
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schmug posted:America? Oh I thought it was Hitler's bath in Germany
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 21:10 |
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I find it perfectly cromulent that Hitler had a precariously placed photo of himself, in the bathtub.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 11:35 |
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Photographers sometimes move props around to make for better photographs
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 11:48 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Oh I thought it was Hitler's bath in Germany Germany isn't in America. silly
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 15:02 |
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GotLag posted:Photographers sometimes move props around to make for better photographs Those bastards.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 15:21 |
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schmug posted:Germany isn't in America. silly Eh we have a Berlin, Wisconsin. Close enough.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 16:55 |
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GreenNight posted:Eh we have a Berlin, Wisconsin. Close enough. Also a Berlin, Georgia. Is the Wisconsin one pronounced burr-len? Also about a million others: http://meganelainepauly.com/how-many-berlins-are-there-in-the-u-s/
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 18:54 |
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Berlin, Wisconsin is more likely to have people drinking tons of beer and eating bratwurst, so it's closer to the German spirit.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 19:01 |
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Haifisch posted:Berlin, Wisconsin is more likely to have people drinking tons of beer and eating bratwurst, so it's closer to the German spirit. Meanwhile, Berlin Township, Knox County, Ohio, is...rural Ohio.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 19:45 |
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I remember an old episode of The Furniture Guys on PBS back in the early 90s where they distressed a table by hitting it with a lot of different poo poo, including a big chain and a sausage. Extremely disrespectful to the sausage, imo
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 00:36 |
https://i.imgur.com/zCmi3Y1.gifv
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 02:06 |
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Is that supposed to be a toilet and the water cascades down? I mean what the hell are we looking at here? Other than a screw up of course.
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 02:14 |
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It's the latest in fire safety: by storing water inside the wall, if it catches on fire it'll self-extinguish. Plus the water adds thermal mass to regulate building temperatures.
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 02:21 |
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I just realized that is just meant to be the button for the closed toilet below. Thought it was some kind of fancy waterfall for getting rid of waste, like the bowel part was showing.
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 02:29 |
Zil posted:I just realized that is just meant to be the button for the closed toilet below. Thought it was some kind of fancy waterfall for getting rid of waste, like the bowel part was showing. Workaround: piss on the wall
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 03:01 |
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Bad Munki posted:Workaround: piss on the wall I've been practicing for this moment my whole life
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 03:22 |
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Zil posted:like the bowel part was showing. Rectal prolapse is no laughing matter.
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 03:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8iZS4oHIyc
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 04:17 |
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Tenant complaint: phone ringer no longer working, strange hissing sound instead.
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 04:20 |
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why isnt this non stop screaming from the moment the cover is opened.
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 04:46 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:why isnt this non stop screaming from the moment the cover is opened. because you have to have somewhere to go if the roaches all fly at you at once.
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 05:03 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:why isnt this non stop screaming from the moment the cover is opened. That's like a horror movie teen level blunder.
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 06:49 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:why isnt this non stop screaming from the moment the cover is opened. From the sound of it, because the person filming is wearing a breathing mask, likely due to the stench of someplace that infested.
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 11:46 |
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If I recall, that's in Australia as well. I'm sure some roaches are the least of their problems.
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# ? Jan 11, 2019 16:43 |