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The Love Guru is very forgettable. I saw the whole thing twice, I'm pretty sure I didn't fall asleep or anything but I can't recall anything but Myers in his outfit and bad accent.
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It's not a film you laugh at. All you get out of it is the horrible context for lines you'd otherwise never even recognize as a reference in your everyday life.
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Jan 9, 2019 23:00
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The only amusing thing about The Love Guru is all the nonsense BTS stuff that came out about Myers being a Kubrickian perfectionist on set of his dumbass dick n’ balls movie.
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Jan 9, 2019 23:53
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What was the idea behind it? To basically go through the different cultural stereotypes from around the world? Like Austin Powers lampooned British culture, so Indian culture was next? And he’d have a series of characters from around the world that would unite in a huge movie event? The Mike Myers Universe?
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Jan 10, 2019 00:43
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Andorra posted:What milestone will they have to reach for them to do Nothing But Trouble? Never. Because nothing is worth rewatching that.
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Jan 10, 2019 01:13
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Andorra posted:What milestone will they have to reach for them to do Nothing But Trouble? Just wait for the next We Love Movies
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Violator posted:What was the idea behind it? To basically go through the different cultural stereotypes from around the world? Like Austin Powers lampooned British culture, so Indian culture was next? And he’d have a series of characters from around the world that would unite in a huge movie event? The Mike Myers Universe? Apparently Myers got like, deeply into Eastern Philosophy and became friends with Deepak Chopra. The Love Guru, weirdly, is like his... homage to all of that? The whole thing was a big passion project for him.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Just wait for the next We Love Movies I'll expect to see Zoo there at least
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Jan 10, 2019 07:10
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Violator posted:I don’t remember what they said? They've mentioned multiple times not liking the two Raid movies. In both instances the complaint boiled down to "it was the same scene for 90 minutes" which is very ?????? to me since they're the only ones I've ever heard make that complaint about that movie but they're also completely united about it.
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Jan 10, 2019 11:50
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Chris and Steve don't like Dredd so all the guys are monsters in their own ways with action movie opinions.
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Jan 10, 2019 12:01
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Is this a poem? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrvAnPKv4Ro
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Better be careful, Ernest Cline's sent a C&D to random people reading his stupid poem on youtube before.
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And it's live! https://twitter.com/WHMPodcast/status/1083568523887235073
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So I just got out of seeing Replicas, the new Keanu Reeves movie that got unceremoniously dumped into theaters with barely any marketing at all.  I don't want to jump the gun and say that this is 2019's The Book of Henry, especially since we're not even halfway through loving January, but it's similarly misguided and just completely batshit insane. It was so bad but I just couldn't help but laugh through most of it because of how crazy the choices the movie makes are. A brief outline of what it's about : Keanu works as a scientist at (what he thinks is) a biomed company. His wife and 3 kids are killed in a car crash. He's the lone survivor. He barely even sheds a tear for them before he decides to clone his family. Thomas Middleditch who plays his work buddy helps him out with this. Together they steal millions of dollars worth of research equipment from their company, and since Keanu doesn't have a generator at his house, he goes around the neighborhood stealing car batteries to hook up the equipment to. Their company only has 3 pods and Keanu has 4 people he wants to save, SO HE LITERALLY WRITES DOWN THE NAMES OF HIS DEAD FAMILY MEMBERS ON SHEETS OF PAPER, PUTS THEM INTO A BOWL AND RANDOMLY PICKS WHICH OF HIS KIDS GETS TO LIVE. HIS YOUNGEST DAUGHTER DOESN'T GET CHOSEN SO HE DELETES HER MEMORY OUT OF THE BRAINS OF HIS WIFE AND OTHER 2 KIDS. And it gets even crazier from there. I just...I'm completely at a loss as to how this thing got made hahahahahaha  This is EXACTLY the kind of movie WHM would cover and have a loving field day with. If you enjoy bad movies, absolutely go see this and do it soon because it'll probably leave theaters in a week or 2. There was literally one other person in the theater with me on opening night.
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Replicas is extremely YMMV but I had a great time. It's Igor taking the abnormal brain played straight. Every decision is ridiculous but not unreasonable as a quick and easy solution. Also the sound design is hosed up so a few scenes sound like they are outdoors or you should be worried about birds flying through a window. I believe it's out on VOD if you are not in America. Have a tall glass of water and watch with friends.
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I am getting pretty tired of Eric’s constant suicide jokes. His gimmick has evolved into this weird self-loathing thing that honestly makes me a little bit uncomfortable.
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Jan 12, 2019 19:26
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On the other hand they’re pretty funny.
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Invalid Validation posted:On the other hand they’re pretty funny. I agree, but it's pretty in sync with my sense of humor, and I know a lot of people find that kind of stuff pretty distasteful.
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Jan 13, 2019 05:18
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Invalid Validation posted:On the other hand they’re pretty funny. On the other hand, he look like shrek
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GoutPatrol posted:On the other hand, he look like shrek On the other hand, you have to die anyway, why not just die as a baby?
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Jan 13, 2019 08:26
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[while discussing Thanos' snap] I'd love to just turn into dust.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Better be careful, Ernest Cline's sent a C&D to random people reading his stupid poem on youtube before.
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Jan 13, 2019 19:41
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What are people requesting for Listener Request Month? Almost Forgot about the whole thing.
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Apes-Ma posted:What are people requesting for Listener Request Month? Almost Forgot about the whole thing. Milk Money and Next are ones I desperately want.
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Jan 13, 2019 21:14
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I requested Gone With the Pope. I love exploitation and I miss A Side Order of Sleaze.
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Jan 13, 2019 21:24
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Going to call in with Robot Jox like I do every year. I used to watch it all the time as a kid. I'm afraid to watch it again to find out how bad it was, but from what I remember it should be perfect for the show
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Jan 13, 2019 23:22
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I called in Garden State. I want some Braff hate.
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Apes-Ma posted:What are people requesting for Listener Request Month? Almost Forgot about the whole thing. A Little Piece of Heaven starring Kirk Cameron
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clown shoes posted:I called in Garden State. I want some Braff hate.
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I'm probably going to call in Diamonds Are Forever. It's completely bonkers, so I think they'd have a lot to talk about
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Elderbean posted:Milk Money and Next are ones I desperately want. It is kind of amazing in a movie about time travel/future sight, suitcase nukes, worldwide assassin and terrorist networks, and the CIA that the absolutely most unbelievable thing is Jessica Beil and Nick Cage hooking up. Like, even in the film logic of the movie, it's unbelievable.
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Requesting Nightbreed because I love when they take on 90’s horror, and that movie thought it would be the Star Wars for horror.
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Requested Paradise Alley because you get more Stallone impressions
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Jan 14, 2019 06:04
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I'm going to request Vibrations because the inciting incident of the movie is completely stupid. Not to mention the rest of the movie.
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Jan 14, 2019 07:12
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i requested mc kungfu's little known classic City Dragon, just like every year, thinking the boys will enjoy some kungfu 80s relationship drama
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Jan 14, 2019 07:18
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Hopefully I'll remember to call in Hudson Hawk again. I feel like I need to find a good Martin Cinemax III-level movie, too. Been too long since the guys did one of those.
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Jan 14, 2019 20:47
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How about the Lifetime classic My Stepson, My Lover (1997)
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I just remembered a really dumb movie called Exit to Eden, think I’m gonna call that one in if I can remember.
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Jan 14, 2019 20:54
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I'm going to request Eve Of Destruction. Gregory Hines plays a tough-guy Colonel named Jim McQuade who is tasked with hunting down a haywire female Terminator before her nuclear-powered core melts down in the middle of New York City.
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I'd kinda love to see them die while watching Gods Not Dead
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