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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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Apathy420
May 18, 2017

by Cyrano4747
people will die because the piss tape was real

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Teal posted:

Imagine a bond movie where the entire time the agent is trying to retreive the piss tape to stop the president from getting blackmailed but in the end instead of destroying the tape, he uploads it to pornhub

Quantum of Piss.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Teal posted:

Imagine a bond movie where the entire time the agent is trying to retreive the piss tape to stop the president from getting blackmailed but in the end instead of destroying the tape, he uploads it to pornhub

I'm imagining it and it's the best Bond movie in a long time.

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Apathy420 posted:

people will die because the piss tape was real

people already have

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
How many lives must a piss tape claim
before you will say it is real?

The answer, my friend, is the piss tape is real
The answer is the piss tape is real

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


net work error posted:

I'm imagining it and it's the best Bond movie in history

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

The portrait on the wall :vince:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The Chuck Schumer/Nancy Pelosi speech when the piss tape comes out is going to be so lame.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


net work error posted:

I'm imagining it and it's the best Bond movie in a long time.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Apathy420 posted:

people will die because the piss tape was real

good

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Apathy420 posted:

people will die because the piss tape was real

the famous ladies who made the piss have been dead since minutes after the tape was made

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

ScrubLeague posted:

the famous ladies who made the piss have been dead since minutes after the tape was made

the first of many

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Remembered that Colbert calls it the pee pee tape this morning while showering and got mad, mad, mad. :argh:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

not "a" piss tape, THE Piss Tape

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008
Y'ALL READY FOR PISS?

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
What if it's not real

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

might as well ask if the sun won’t rise in the east.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
*peeks into thread*

... Piss tape?

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Ron Jeremy posted:

might as well ask if the sun won’t rise in the east.

honestly like maybe it won't. maybe the orbit of the earth will get hosed up but the piss tape will still be real

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Gunshow Poophole posted:

*peeks into thread*

... Piss tape?

Still real

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Streak posted:

What if it's not real

Mods?!!

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

:respek:

I was eating breakfast in Baltimore and the probably fifty year old black man running the place came over after a whileand very earnestly looked at me while he was pouring some coffee and brusquely goes
"what is that anyway. What is piss tape is real?"

and I told him and he stood up and clapped abs the rest of the diners were Albert Einstein

Gunshow Poophole has issued a correction as of 00:13 on Jan 13, 2019

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Idea for music video:

Regulate by Warren G, but it’s about Trump and Pence and the piss tape

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Streak posted:

What if it's not real

Name something more real, I'll wait

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Checking in to remind everyone of the tape's realness and please, spread the good word by wearing the hat. Thank you for your service.

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008
Bob Mueller has seen the piss tape, and soon all shall gaze upon its golden magnificence

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
the only way pisstape could be not real is if absolutely nothing isn't, never has been, and never will be real

but that is a pointless argument because the piss tape is real

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Trazz posted:

Bob Mueller has seen the piss tape, and soon all shall gaze upon its golden magnificence

The reason the investigation takes so long is because the piss tape hasn't ended yet.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Teal posted:

the only way pisstape could be not real is if absolutely nothing isn't, never has been, and never will be real

but that is a pointless argument because the piss tape is real

Even if you're just a brain in a beaker, the beaker is filled with piss and stopped with tape

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1084238625913610240

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Ashley needs to wear the hat

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

an actual dog posted:

Ashley needs to wear the hat

If goons want her to wear the hat they should probably stop raiding her mentions every time she brings up the tape

Which is 100% real btw

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

I want to see it, and I know I will someday because it's real.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

sleeptalker posted:

I want to see it, and I know I will someday because it's real.

When you eventually do see it, everyone in it will be dead and the tape will be haunted....with piss!

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I heard that you can download it on Kazaa

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I just googled "tape is real" and faced page after page of blasphemy.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Could there be another piss tape?

https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/1085181694632738818

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net work error
Feb 26, 2011

There is only one piss tape all others are false idols. I feel like this has been covered already.

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