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Musk's idea of home automation is pneumatic tubes throughout your house, firing soup everywhere.
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gschmidl posted:That is why humans can't vacuum efficiently in the dark but a $150 robot can. The vacuum katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded vacuuming sessions, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of furniture in any living room is a statistically predictable element. The vaccum kata treats the Dyson as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum cleaning zone, inflicting maximum suction on the maximum number of dirt particles while keeping the vacuumer clear of the statistically traditional living room obstacles. By the rote mastery of this art, your vacuuming efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. heated game moment fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Jan 21, 2019 |
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Jan 21, 2019 22:08
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incels interlinked posted:The vacuum katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded vacuuming sessions, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of furniture in any living room is a statistically predictable element. The vaccum kata treats the Dyson as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum cleaning zone, inflicting maximum suction on the maximum number of dirt particles while keeping the vacuumer clear of the statistically traditional living room obstacles. By the rote mastery of this art, your vacuuming efficiency will rise by no less than 120%.
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Jan 21, 2019 22:16
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gschmidl posted:Musk's idea of home automation is pneumatic tubes throughout your house, firing soup everywhere. im pretty sure it's a bed that drops you into a hole and seals you in
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Jan 21, 2019 22:20
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exploded mummy posted:im pretty sure it's a bed that drops you into a hole and seals you in so that dahir insaat earthquake bed
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Jan 21, 2019 22:22
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psiox posted:imagine being trapped in a post-mortem virtual hell where you're just driving forever in a simulation that maps to reality so you can chauffeur drunken college kids until such time as you're compacted and recycled I would probably try to end my suffering and drive into a firetruck
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Jan 21, 2019 22:26
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MononcQc posted:I would probably try to end my suffering and drive into a firetruck 
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Jan 21, 2019 22:31
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MononcQc posted:I would probably try to end my suffering and drive into a firetruck difficulty: your brain jar is in a data center somewhere so you just killed a bunch of innocent people
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Jan 21, 2019 23:28
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Zlodo posted:difficulty: your brain jar is in a data center somewhere so you just killed a bunch of innocent people At least one of those people bought a Tesla, the others chose to ride with someone who bought a Tesla. I’m not saying they deserved it, but they were no angels.
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Jan 21, 2019 23:31
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Zlodo posted:difficulty: your brain jar is in a data center somewhere so you just killed a bunch of innocent people so you know why it keeps happening over and over again
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Jan 21, 2019 23:38
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:they already did that, but for home automation that was also one heck of an episode of the x-files the one where you realize they'd jumped the shark, ran out of good writers and were banking on duchovny and anderson's charisma and gently caress it we got nothing
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Jan 21, 2019 23:53
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:YOSPOS > "even in death i swerve"
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Jan 22, 2019 00:47
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:here's an excerpt from traffic about that What I don't get about the whole "camera-only, because people only have visual input" is that it ignores that we actually have a ton of other inputs while driving. Just on a pure sensation level we can sense inertia and balance. Then there's the whole sympathetic response that goes a long way to determining other people's potential behavior. It seems like the main assumption most of the autonomous-vehicle boosters make is that humans are terrible at driving, so obviously machines are going to be better. But humans are actually tremendously good at driving. We've just had nothing to compare ourselves to.
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Jan 22, 2019 02:43
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Humans are so good at driving that they can still do 90% of it even while paying absolutely no attention to the task at all. Which is a problem when missing that last 10% isn't noticeable until it ends up killing someone.
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Jan 22, 2019 02:49
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humans can also intuit the complex relationships between various vehicles and pedestrians arguably one of the main ways people get into serious crashes is when they misjudge something like that, like say speeding down an unoccupied lane in traffic without realizing that other cars might easily pull out and use the same lane another thing humans can do is judge how to behave on an unfamiliar roadway that's missing things like pavement markings or signage, or even conflicting markings like what might be seen in a construction area
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Jan 22, 2019 03:46
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:humans can also intuit the complex relationships between various vehicles and pedestrians b-but non-laboratory conditions void warranties, just use as intended for heated indoor conveyance (or in tunnel if death doesn't come quickly enough)
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Jan 22, 2019 03:50
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psiox posted:b-but non-laboratory conditions void warranties, just use as intended for heated indoor conveyance (or in tunnel if death doesn't come quickly enough) *Calls the “No guys, this is totally just cruise control plus plus, not some sort of automatic piloting system! That would be crazy!” system “AutoPilot”.
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Jan 22, 2019 03:52
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*gets into a tiresomely pedantic argument about what airline autopilots actually do*
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Jan 22, 2019 03:55
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:humans can also intuit the complex relationships between various vehicles and pedestrians or this https://twitter.com/WWLTV/status/1087136024508153856
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Jan 22, 2019 03:55
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is that a hand egg thing?
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Jan 22, 2019 03:56
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infernal machines posted:*gets into a tiresomely pedantic argument about what airline autopilots actually do* 
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Jan 22, 2019 03:57
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yessss 
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Jan 22, 2019 04:20
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computers should not be held to the same standards as people because people are terrible. the only way autopilot will become a thing is if society accepts that a computer, acting on their behalf, causing bodily harm is their responsibility. Imo this is a hell future but whatever
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Jan 22, 2019 04:21
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lol at the wailing and gnashing of teeth from my family and friends there
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Jan 22, 2019 04:22
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Discendo Vox posted:yes. username is donoteat. I think I was wrong earlier and it's a Boston accent. it is obviously an upper midwest accent 
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Jan 22, 2019 04:42
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infernal machines posted:is that a hand egg thing? are people still doing this pretend to not know about sports thing?
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Jan 22, 2019 04:43
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ive been playing too much diablo, what happened with the football
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Jan 22, 2019 04:50
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Moist von Lipwig posted:ive been playing too much diablo, what happened with the football controversial endings and bad reffing. standard NFL poo poo
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Jan 22, 2019 04:56
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A team lost, I think?
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Jan 22, 2019 04:56
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we could have had a fun discussion of physics from that road sign but "heh hang egg amirite  "
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Jan 22, 2019 04:56
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Lutha Mahtin posted:we could have had a fun discussion of physics from that road sign what? i'm sorry about your terrible american sport that uses the wrong name though, please try not to get too mad about it we don't all follow the road to the super ball
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Jan 22, 2019 04:59
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infernal machines posted:what? congratulations on becoming fishmech
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Jan 22, 2019 06:02
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infernal machines posted:what? oh right you're salty nobody watches your somehow stupider native version of the game that plays in dingy baseball stadiums
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Jan 22, 2019 06:06
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sorry canadian fishmech
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Jan 22, 2019 06:07
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fishmech posted:oh right you're salty nobody watches your somehow stupider native version of the game that plays in dingy baseball stadiums we moved it, it's played in a dingy soccer stadium now also, no, no one here watches that either
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Jan 22, 2019 06:11
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jitty jitty bang bang posted:are people still doing this pretend to not know about sports thing?
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Jan 22, 2019 06:21
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for some reason I thought this was a protest against a new tollway. like they edited the message to say 'we were robbed' over their new tollway as a protest against private ownership of infrastructure.
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Jan 22, 2019 06:34
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jit bull transpile posted:are people still doing this pretend to not know about sports thing? I don't follow sports and idgi that street sign picture. Yeah yeah "sports ball" jokes are lame regardless
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Jan 22, 2019 06:36
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use context clues ffs
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i assumed the people who operate the sign were being held at gunpoint and were trying to secretly get a message out without the guy knowing
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