Cursed images: Thanks for not pullyng out

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TheToxicEuphoria: Feb 26, 2008

spleen merchant posted:

I like the cars backing away slowly down the on-ramp.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_liquid_expanding_vapor_explosion

Linking mobile URLs is cursed.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 06:13

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OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

Here is a taste of what my wife likes to share over meals.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 06:20

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

I used to have a pair of those glasses with the eyeballs on springs when I was a kid, too.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 06:26

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Hell Stink posted:

Here is a taste of what my wife likes to share over meals.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 06:51

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm the out of place Britney Spears sticker

im the sticker above that one

# ? Jan 29, 2019 07:03

kcroy: May 30, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

Hell Stink posted:

Here is a taste of what my wife likes to share over meals.

mmmm crouton syndrome!

nerdz posted:

love to express my personality through brand logos

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm the out of place Britney Spears sticker

Cmon I'm sure I could kick back and smoke some weed with that guy and talk about old skate videos.

Sponge Baathist posted:

im the sticker above that one

heh

I know we did this one already, but I saw it again and can't stop loving laughing

edit: basically this

kcroy fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Jan 29, 2019

# ? Jan 29, 2019 10:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

More headshots on the kid than the perp wow. Told him to clean his room one too many times

# ? Jan 29, 2019 10:25

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

She was aiming for the kid and is just a terrible shot.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 10:51

lilbeefer: Oct 4, 2004

TheToxicEuphoria posted:

Linking mobile URLs is cursed.

ACTUALLY, you nerd, putting images behind spoiler tags is the real curse ie

Hell Stink posted:

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# ? Jan 29, 2019 11:59

Gavrilo Princip: Feb 4, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

Wtf liquid oxygen or what? That blew trees down

I'm guessing a boiling liquid expanding vapour explosion (BLEVE); tank ruptures and the contents begin to burn, which heats the tank, boiling the liquid within until the gas pressure is sufficient to explosively rupture the tank, at which point it disperses a bunch of flammable fluid as a vapour which subsequently ignites as an air-fuel mix.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 12:28

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Hell Stink posted:

Here is a taste of what my wife likes to share over meals.

Just living up to lookin like his shirt.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 13:59

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Hell Stink posted:

Here is a taste of what my wife likes to share over meals.

MrUnderbridge fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Jan 29, 2019

# ? Jan 29, 2019 16:03

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

# ? Jan 29, 2019 18:41

gey muckle mowser: Aug 5, 2003; Do you know anything about...
witches?; Buglord

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

# ? Jan 29, 2019 20:11

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

kcroy posted:

I know we did this one already, but I saw it again and can't stop loving laughing

Shoot the hostage first so the school shooter doesn�t get the thrill of the kill. This lady knows punishment.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 20:30

McGurk: Oct 20, 2004; Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

Ripoff posted:

Shoot the hostage first so the school shooter doesn�t get the thrill of the kill. This lady knows punishment.

This is how will smith joined mib

# ? Jan 29, 2019 20:32

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

kcroy posted:

edit: basically this

I have ur kid hostage what are you gunna do about it

*boomer lady smiles knowingly*

I�d like to speak with your *shoots son in head*

Manager

# ? Jan 29, 2019 20:35

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Timmy was a bad seed anyways.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 20:38

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/teachers-gun-training-school-shooters-1.4584612

The article on this is pretty good too:

quote:

An obviously shaken Jace Daily stares at her own target. Six of her shots hit the child in the head.

"It's not very good," she admits. "When I first came up [to the target], of course I looked at my misses. I looked at that precious little baby and all the holes in his head. I obviously did some damage to the bad guy too."

She pauses and takes a deep breath.

"I need some practice," she concludes.

This lady punches holes in kids like she punches library cards goddamn.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 20:43

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Ripoff posted:

Shoot the hostage first so the school shooter doesn’t get the thrill of the kill. This lady knows punishment.

glockblocking

# ? Jan 29, 2019 20:49

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I have ur kid hostage what are you gunna do about it

*boomer lady smiles knowingly*

I�d like to speak with your *shoots son in head*

Manager

You're out of date, those ladies are all GenX now

# ? Jan 29, 2019 20:54

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

The Bloop posted:

You're out of date, those ladies are all GenX now

my apologies, please take these cursed images as penance.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:06

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Those are indeed strongly cursed. All is forgiven.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:15

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kcroy posted:

edit: basically this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo4VSGRVZYk

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:19

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Ripoff posted:

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/teachers-gun-training-school-shooters-1.4584612

The article on this is pretty good too:

This lady punches holes in kids like she punches library cards goddamn.

I like the part where the trainer passes everybody on that part of the course, and immediately after the CBC talks to two people who sunk rounds into a kid

Just shot em, with bullets, from their classroom gun

Congratulations you passed

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:23

Jedrick: Mar 21, 2010; There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:28

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

Phy posted:

I like the part where the trainer passes everybody on that part of the course, and immediately after the CBC talks to two people who sunk rounds into a kid

Just shot em, with bullets, from their classroom gun

Congratulations you passed

The teachers storm out and start firing wildly into groups of kids, resulting in 39 dead, while congratulating themselves at stopping a school shooter from killing 40 kids.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:39

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Ripoff posted:

The teachers storm out and start firing wildly into groups of kids, resulting in 39 dead, while congratulating themselves at stopping a school shooter from killing 40 kids.

They were all strangely enough clean head shots so the kids didn�t suffer.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:51

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Well, if a stray round or six hits, say, "accidentally" that annoying kid, um, oops?

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:55

kcroy: May 30, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

Ripoff posted:

The teachers storm out and start firing wildly into groups of kids, resulting in 39 dead, while congratulating themselves at stopping a school shooter from killing 40 kids.

.. and that one child went on to cure cancer and then join the police where he arrested pedophile Chelsea Clinton, and became a politician and brought GOD back to america and a bald eagle flew in and landed and everyone stood up and cheered, and all the angry liberals tore up their copies of Marx and fell to their knees and praised jesus, and all the illegals looked at this shining city on a hill, and inspired they went back to their own countries and rose up and fought the cartels and installed true american democracy and they tore up their Papist bibles, and burned down their icons to Mary, and raised up the king james bible and also their skin lightened from the true light of god shining down on them, and the bald eagle flew there too, and a single tear of joy fell down it's face.

Share if you agree

Semper Fi

# ? Jan 30, 2019 00:49

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I don't care how absorbent it is, I'm not paying more than.....$75, $80 tops for toilet paper.

# ? Jan 30, 2019 00:57

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't care how absorbent it is, I'm not paying more than.....$75, $80 tops for toilet paper.

look wipe your rear end, dispose of it in the trashcan then we'll talk. You've never had a better wipe.

# ? Jan 30, 2019 01:05

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

The hairnet has never been more demeaning.

# ? Jan 30, 2019 01:08

Tony quidprano: Jan 19, 2014; IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The hairnet has never been more demeaning.

There�s guys at my Costco that have to wear it over their beards.

# ? Jan 30, 2019 01:19

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/MikaelThalen/status/1090349932266094593

# ? Jan 30, 2019 01:21

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

That technology is getting so advanced it'll be really easy to make fake videos. And you thought fake news was bad now?

# ? Jan 30, 2019 01:30

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

RatHat posted:

That technology is getting so advanced it'll be really easy to make fake videos. And you thought fake news was bad now?

I can't wait until I'm old enough to have dementia and be totally immune.

# ? Jan 30, 2019 01:34

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

RatHat posted:

That technology is getting so advanced it'll be really easy to make fake videos. And you thought fake news was bad now?

if you genuinely think all news is fake, your brain is hosed.

# ? Jan 30, 2019 01:34

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

LifeSunDeath posted:

if you genuinely think all news is fake, your brain is hosed.

Huh? When did I say that? My point is while now Fox news can say, for example, "Obama is a muslim!!" in a few years they might be able to just make a video of him doing a muslim prayer as "proof".

# ? Jan 30, 2019 01:38

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jemand: Sep 19, 2018

DrPossum posted:

I can't wait until I'm old enough to have dementia and be totally immune.

Drugs could achieve this much quicker.

:birddrugs:

# ? Jan 30, 2019 01:42

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