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dreamin of semen
Feb 22, 2013

MULTIPLICATION




Dillbag posted:

The only defense against GE Cafe

:eyepop:

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
There isn't a dystopian image thread so here we are instead

kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

jobson groeth posted:

There isn't a dystopian image thread so here we are instead



This is clearly blessed, since now I can store my leet filez in my clonecat

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Coding my dog to steal thousands of Bitcoins

kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Heath posted:

Coding my dog to steal thousands of Bitcoins

collecting your dog poo poo to hax your bitdog

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/1089680596786466817

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

that's quite the rabbit hole, that account

amazing thread

https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/967697616392937477

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
the gently caress is glans decay

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I'm cut and let me tell you, without the protection of a foreskin, the head of my prick eventually turned black and dropped off. they don't tell you about that in school #glansdecay.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

nerdz posted:

that's quite the rabbit hole, that account

amazing thread

https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/967697616392937477

Good god it keeps going and going.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
gonna need some help with this one

https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/968132371731091456

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


post orgasm pain protection...

...wut

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Slimy Swamp Ghost is a treasure.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Vaginal details? Using tampons and menstrual cups I've spent a fair bit of time with my fingertips up my vagoo and I've never noticed a lot of interesting details. Can't imagine some dude trying to read braille messages in there.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Screaming Idiot posted:

Slimy Swamp Ghost is a treasure.

what a perfect thing to check out at like 1:20 AM :stonk:

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Little known fact that the foreskin is the only prehensile part of the penis.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

how long until that guy discovers right wing youtube and starts calling it circuckcision


https://twitter.com/MikeyPiff/status/1091788929169346565

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


People who are really concerned about circumcision, especially if it's someone elses, are pretty weird.


Who'd a thunk it.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
furiously updating the silent hill wiki with all this new info

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

uber_stoat posted:

I'm cut and let me tell you, without the protection of a foreskin, the head of my prick eventually turned black and dropped off. they don't tell you about that in school #glansdecay.

I'm cut and let me tell you, like, only twice have people freaked out at the sight of my flaccid dong, instead of the multitudes my uncut bros report.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

This reads like a list of extra features that the used penis salesman is desperately trying to convince me I need.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
"Tell you what: If you take the Accidental boner protection I'll throw in a free vaginal detailing"

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
*slaps foreskin* this bad boy can fit so much loving protective smegma in it

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
my dick so big I got a fiveskin

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Linux Pirate posted:

People who are really concerned about circumcision, especially if it's someone elses, are pretty weird.


Who'd a thunk it.

American, Jewish, and Muslim parents are weird? Fair enough.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Mutilating my dick to own the libs

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Linux Pirate posted:

People who are really concerned about circumcision, especially if it's someone elses, are pretty weird.


Who'd a thunk it.
well it is genital mutilation/abuse

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebxnSyfBI28

naem
May 29, 2011

:nws: :nms:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


bowmore posted:

well it is genital mutilation/abuse

you can abuse my genitals any time :bigtran:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

This is actually pretty cool. What's cursed about it?

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

What is it with Americans getting super wet and mad about people suggesting that mutilating infants might be hosed up.

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Lifeglug posted:

What is it with Americans getting super wet and mad about people suggesting that mutilating infants might be hosed up.

Goons hate redditors and a lot of the anti circumcision activists are redditors soo goons have to hate them

bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete

Linux Pirate posted:

you can abuse my genitals any time :bigtran:

Okay, I'll bring the knives so I can cut the tip of your dick up!

Religious circumcision doesn't really bother me, but the fact that we (Americans, myself included) have decided to wholeheartedly jump on cutting off bits of baby dicks for no reason other than "it's tradition now" is weird, just like this derail that never goes anywhere yet keeps happening across the internet.

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

snack eater posted:

Goons hate redditors and a lot of the anti circumcision activists are redditors soo goons have to hate them

I mean, I get that those single issue guys are loving weird, like those tweets, but not mutilating infants genitals is pretty much unambiguously good and is a weird hill to die on.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, foreskins become a problem once you start relying on a caregiver to wash your dick for you. For me, that's reason enough to get rid of them

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I love my mutilated dick but this derail is more cursed than any image, please prove me wrong

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
disgusting and barbaric cultural practices are de rigueur in hellworld
now fgm ur baby, bigot

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Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Lifeglug posted:

I mean, I get that those single issue guys are loving weird, like those tweets, but not mutilating infants genitals is pretty much unambiguously good and is a weird hill to die on.
It's weird for the same reason that people who get really bent out of shape about teenagers having piercings or tattoos are weird. Yeah it's probably a bad idea, but not enough that anyone should give a poo poo.

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