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graventy posted:the memes feel like Elon is desperately trying to establish distance from it being an official channel. Except ol'Lonny is posting Tesla/SpaceX shill stories inbetween the memes.
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Is the tinfoil rocket rebuilt yet? also basically Tesla didn't wire the battery pack correctly so some of the bandoliers are open circuit https://twitter.com/GatorInvestor/status/1092065169121906688 etalian has issued a correction as of 15:52 on Feb 3, 2019 |
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Feb 3, 2019 15:50
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For a brief moment in time, they created so much shareholder value.
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The fact that Tesla couldn't screen out open circuit defects/battery capacity QC escapes is sort of telling.
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the dates align pretty well with the production push that led to a whopping the fact that even infernal machines has issued a correction as of 17:38 on Feb 3, 2019 |
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Feb 3, 2019 16:09
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etalian posted:Is the tinfoil rocket rebuilt yet? I hope the control circuit still tried to juice it to the same total coulomb charge and so the batteries that were left connected correctly are now ruined
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infernal machines posted:the dates align pretty well with the production push that led to a whopping 17% FPY on produced vehicles. I work in Quality and remember reading about different approaches to quality. Tesla is basically the Soviet approach which was focused on did you meet your unrealistic production goals not if they widgets produced were any good.
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wtf https://old.reddit.com/r/TeslaLounge/comments/amp4o9/nav_on_autopilot_experiences_on_salt_covered_roads/  Thankfully the big brains have a solution 
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Do EVs/hybrids generally light up the tail lights when regen braking without the brake pedal getting touched? Everyone knows the real brake check is downshifting hard and letting the gas go, which won't light the tail lights either. (lol at them failing to engineer it)
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Teal posted:Do EVs/hybrids generally light up the tail lights when regen braking without the brake pedal getting touched? When software engineers try to run a hardware product line company.
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Morphix posted:Thankfully the big brains have a solution quote:GoTesla[S] 2 points 2 hours ago
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lmao at tthe whole family in the car gasping and going omg holy poo poo we almost just all died holy f*CK and im in the driver's seat doing my best captain jean luc coMPUTER: BUG REPORT: i braked and the car almost murdered everyone i love. love the car tho
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Feb 3, 2019 16:25
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elon make it so if you say computer tea earl grey hot , a picture of a steeping mug of tea pops up on the ipad
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Feb 3, 2019 16:26
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Morphix posted:wtf God this makes me irrationally angry Like do these people think that cars should be driving in the road whose essential and legally required safety features are still WIP? Like wtf is wrong with them
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Feb 3, 2019 16:28
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Teal posted:Do EVs/hybrids generally light up the tail lights when regen braking without the brake pedal getting touched? This is speculation, so a pinch of salt here, but I wouldn't be surprised if the answer is no. It's analogous to engine/jake braking, which I believe (again, don't hold me to this) does not require the brake lights to be activated.
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can someone please stop the 40 year old CEO from doing memes, its making me sick
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iospace posted:This is speculation, so a pinch of salt here, but I wouldn't be surprised if the answer is no. It's analogous to engine/jake braking, which I believe (again, don't hold me to this) does not require the brake lights to be activated. I’ve heard the i3 does.
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Lord Stimperor posted:God this makes me irrationally angry It's still early days for Tesla What I wonder is if Tesla has been loving with their 'data' on crashes to make it look like Autopilot was always off. Like who is your Insurance agency going to trust, you or Tesla, who said they have computer logs. The gun battery thing was suspect as gently caress, and at this point I wouldn't put it past Tesla to try and cut some of their insurance rates and decrease warranty repair by sticking some of their owners with repair bills.
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The newer Volt/Bolt turn on their brake lights over a certain deceleration threshold. The 1st gen volt did not because it didn’t decelerate hard enough to trigger the lights.
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Teal posted:Do EVs/hybrids generally light up the tail lights when regen braking without the brake pedal getting touched? Yes. The threshold is usually 0.12G deceleration.
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drgitlin posted:Yes. The threshold is usually 0.12G deceleration. It's almost like real car companies already thought of this..
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iospace posted:This is speculation, so a pinch of salt here, but I wouldn't be surprised if the answer is no. It's analogous to engine/jake braking, which I believe (again, don't hold me to this) does not require the brake lights to be activated. Nope, every EV I’ve been in will light the brake lights if you’re slowing down by regen. I make a point of asking the engineers that question at each launch and the answer is always yes.
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drgitlin posted:Nope, every EV I’ve been in will light the brake lights if you’re slowing down by regen. I make a point of asking the engineers that question at each launch and the answer is always yes. Actual engineers realized this could be a issue and already came with a solution unlike tesla's guys?
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etalian posted:I work in Quality and remember reading about different approaches to quality. Hey now at least the Soviet Union worked. Unlike Tesla.
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Feb 3, 2019 17:22
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Lmao Ol' Musky summoned Progenitus instead of just cheating it into play like everyone else who's ever played it. x'D
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Probably old news ITT, but the Fyre Festival doc is like a dress rehearsal for Tesla/Star Citizen
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can't wait for elon to announce a music festival on mars and start selling tickets
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infernal machines posted:they have excellent coverage... just no parts or supply chain to actually effect repairs they opened a new tesla workshop here like a year ago, it caught on fire the same day it opened.
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Nebakenezzer posted:Probably old news ITT, but the Fyre Festival doc is like a dress rehearsal for Tesla/Star Citizen Is the Hulu or Netflix doc better?
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Katt posted:Hey now at least the Soviet Union worked. Unlike Tesla. A yugo still works in cold weather climates?
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etalian posted:Is the Hulu or Netflix doc better? One of them is produced by the scammers the other one had to pay a scammer six figures for his testimony They’re both worse
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etalian posted:Is the Hulu or Netflix doc better? The Hulu doc paid Billy McFraudster to appear in it, even though he comes off looking like a criminal. the Netflix documentary was made by the scumbag social marketing team that helped promote the festival. you kinda have to watch both.
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infernal machines posted:can't wait for elon to announce a music festival on mars and start selling tickets
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etalian posted:A yugo still works in cold weather climates? often just as well as it works in warm ones.
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drgitlin posted:The Hulu doc paid Billy McFraudster to appear in it, even though he comes off looking like a criminal. the Netflix documentary was made by the scumbag social marketing team that helped promote the festival. you kinda have to watch both. ill watch neither. all i remember about the coverage was a shitload of rich people being briefly exposed to the tamest version of mild, developed-world poverty and it becoming an international news event and high-profile class action lawsuit, and how it made me really glad i didn’t own a gun or have access to explosives. it’s probably not a state of mind that’s healthy for me to revisit.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:ill watch neither. all i remember about the coverage was a shitload of rich people being briefly exposed to the tamest version of mild, developed-world poverty and it becoming an international news event and high-profile class action lawsuit, and how it made me really glad i didn’t own a gun or have access to explosives. it’s probably not a state of mind that’s healthy for me to revisit. ‘My dad’s private jet landed and there wasn’t any champagne on the runway as promised and then the villa didn’t have air conditioning and we had to eat cold cut sandwiches.’ I just want to hear their bones crack.
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red19fire posted:‘My dad’s private jet landed and there wasn’t any champagne on the runway as promised and then the villa didn’t have air conditioning and we had to eat cold cut sandwiches.’ There were no private jets, the organizers hired some charter planes. a whole bunch of people got scammed but the ones that really got fucker were all the locals who were working for the festival who got stiffed.
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