Neddy Seagoon posted:

One I heard about was to piss in the keyholes on the doors. Apparently it gets into the insides of the doors and corrodes them, along with loving up the interior lining of the doors from within.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

This is the one from the thread I was trying so hard to remember

I would hate to have to go forward not knowing this

Somfin posted:

The classic from my high school was three full rolls of plastic food wrap, stretched tight, all the way around the car.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

One I heard about was to piss in the keyholes on the doors. Apparently it gets into the insides of the doors and corrodes them, along with loving up the interior lining of the doors from within.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

How to get poo poo into a keyhole is left as an exercise for the reader.

Subjunctive posted:

Pastry bag, hello?

Subjunctive posted:

Pastry bag, hello?

Outrail posted:

Smear honey on the windscreen. Throw an egg on the bonnet. Smear peanut butter under the door handles. Safety pins in the windscreen wipers. Embed a stiletto in the driver's seat. There lots of juvenile as gently caress things you can do to a car.

Improbable Lobster posted:

BB or a pebble under the cap for the tire refill valve. They'll have a constant slow leak they won't be able to fix, but no actual damage

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

yeah, just head down to walmart and get one: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Telescopic-Shrimp-Net-Net-designed-especially-for-freshwater-shrimp-By-Fluval/213139436

My Lovely Horse posted:

It's like the old saying goes, if the only tool you have is a pastry bag filled with human excrement...

central dogma posted:

gently caress the pigs!

Kitfox88 posted:

can't say i'm a fan of these completely nonsensical memes with no connection to reality

pseudorandom posted:

Are you using a mobile app or some extension to change the CSS of the forums to a dark theme? This meme will totally make sense if your background is white.

Dabir posted:

Qwijib0 posted:

whether it's entirely their fault or not, the saints'll screw you.

Chichevache posted:

Their just called "priests" when they're still alive.

Pick posted:

It's a shame so many of our quotes are hyperspecific to context since they rock

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Plastic grocery bag in the gas tank.
Floats around until it gets sucked against the line out and kills the engine, goes back to floating around for however long, repeat.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

At this point you're putting poo poo everywhere you can think of. Exhaust pipe, gas tank, keyholes, door handles, top of the window so it falls into the car when the window is opened, air intakes...

Feonir posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xGJ7JWS.mp4

Zipperelli. posted:

Perfect, but what exactly is happening here?

Grem posted:

Optimus Past His Prime?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

One I heard about was to piss in the keyholes on the doors. Apparently it gets into the insides of the doors and corrodes them, along with loving up the interior lining of the doors from within.

Yestermoment posted:

Pull some First Spanish Astronaut poo poo on somebody. Epic prank, bra.

doctorawful posted:

I came in answering Q's. Not good enough.

I resorted to playing the part of a Goon. Not good enough.

Ban my rear end plz.







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Yestermoment posted:

Pull some First Spanish Astronaut poo poo on somebody. Epic prank, bra.

Slippery posted:

I've never heard this term before, what's it mean?

quote:

ETA spent months digging a tunnel under a road and filling it with explosives. When fascist Prime Minister Luis Carrero Blanco drove over it, they detonated the explosives and sent his car OVER a five story building. This flight earned Blanco the title of "First Spanish Astronaut". Blanco's successor was unable to keep the government together, and Democracy returned to Spain

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

EorayMel posted:

PCW posted:

Well since there are Spice and K2 threads I figured maybe some people may want to conduct some research on creating their own incense blends with some of these supplements. These products are not for intended for human consumption and will not be sold to anyone intending such purposes.

asimplenation posted:

Yeah I placed my order on Sat the 21st and haven't heard anything since then. I have sent him an email, a pm onsite and he hasn't bee on AIM in a few days. Clearly something is going on. I don't have a package from him, a tracking number from him or anything as of right now which is not typical of him.

Arrest that rear end! posted:

We have recieved cause to believe that PCW may have passed away. I'll update when there are more details.

asimplenation posted:

Uhhh I hope not cause I am out a ton of $$ then.

Brain Issues posted:

Yeah it's confirmed, I knew PCW in real life for about a year and a half and it's too early to say but I'm almost positive its a drug overdose (opiates). Here's a link to the obit:

asimplenation posted:

If you knew him in real life do you think there is any chance you can talk to his family or something about issuing people refunds? Also that link requires a paid subscription could you post a screenshot or a different link?

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Moon Slayer posted:

Moon Slayer posted:

Looking at that gassed thread led me to the banlist for another permabanned goon whose reason for being banned was "dead." I checked out the thread and found a classic:


(He's selling drugs)

His last update was on August 22, 2010. A few days later ...

Kitfox88 posted:

Can someone post the series of things that are like A GOON DOES [X], GETS [Y] that ends with the french catacombs one.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.

proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii

reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a "food stipend" to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs poo poo and pissed in

proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp

reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident

proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum

reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.

proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum

reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions

proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction"

reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried lsd"

BOOTY-ADE posted:

This one?