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Squirting is cool and good. It makes your partner the squirter feel great and allows you, the squirt-inducer, to be the personification of so who gives a gently caress what the percentage of pee content is?
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 17:13 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:13 |
Yes?
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 17:22 |
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text me a vag pic posted:All postig is piss I'm the lettering made out of electrical tape
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 17:28 |
DarkSoulsTantrum posted:AUG: so who gives a gently caress what the percentage of pee content is?
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 17:57 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:so who gives a gently caress what the percentage of pee content is? This is now about public swimming pools, which depending on how often they completely drain and refill theirs (our city's is once every 12 months), it can get real auggy after those summer months. Floating clumps of hair, band aids, hocked loogies from the olds and snot and vomit from the sick kids forced to go to swim lesson anyway. Copious pee, of course.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 18:15 |
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AUG: copious pee, of course
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 18:36 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Squirting is cool and good. It makes your partner the squirter feel great and allows you, the squirt-inducer, to be the personification of so who gives a gently caress what the percentage of pee content is? I used to date a squirter. It's frankly really annoying because every time you gently caress you gotta have towels down or change the sheets and you know that poo poo's soaking in to the mattress and you can't do it anywhere you aren't prepared to get soaking wet. gently caress that, give me a nice average moisture orgasm.
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I used to date a squirter. It's frankly really annoying because every time you gently caress you gotta have towels down or change the sheets and you know that poo poo's soaking in to the mattress and you can't do it anywhere you aren't prepared to get soaking wet. gently caress that, give me a nice average moisture orgasm. gently caress that. Dry orgasms all day every day.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 18:55 |
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text me a vag pic posted:All postig is piss the saad grew up and got glasses? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 19:09 |
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DandyLion posted:Dry orgasms all day every day. I will get this tattooed on my loving flesh at a really bad local tattoo place if y'all pass around the hat and come up with enough to pay for it
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 19:13 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 19:34 |
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titties posted:I will get this tattooed on my loving flesh at a really bad local tattoo place if y'all pass around the hat and come up with enough to pay for it Shooting dust is nothing to be proud of Old Man McDustbin Balls.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 20:07 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I used to date a squirter. It's frankly really annoying because every time you gently caress you gotta have towels down or change the sheets and you know that poo poo's soaking in to the mattress and you can't do it anywhere you aren't prepared to get soaking wet. gently caress that, give me a nice average moisture orgasm. Waterproof mattress covers are like $30 duder.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 20:12 |
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as a frequent sexhaver I,
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 20:13 |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:I'm the empty passenger seats in le SEX TANK it's actually a spelling error, he meant le Sex Stank
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 20:14 |
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it's piss
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 20:21 |
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Pee is stored in the squirt gland
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 20:31 |
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Slippery posted:as a frequent sexhaver I, [citation needed]
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 20:31 |
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Dillbag posted:Pee is stored in the squirt gland The one and only piece of truth to make its way across the SA Forums
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 20:34 |
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At least it gives people the right impression. Stay the gently caress away.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 20:59 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I used to date a squirter. It's frankly really annoying because every time you gently caress you gotta have towels down or change the sheets and you know that poo poo's soaking in to the mattress and you can't do it anywhere you aren't prepared to get soaking wet. gently caress that, give me a nice average moisture orgasm. One of my buddies dated a squirter and he was stoked about how hot and sexy it was for about a week before it devolved into "I'm so sick of having to stop everything to lay out the drat tarp everytime!"
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 20:59 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 21:02 |
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T-man posted:[citation needed] *they're from Canada, you wouldn't know them and also they are models and rich and love to watch me play video games
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 21:05 |
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Slippery posted:*they're from Canada, you wouldn't know them and also they are models and rich and love to watch me play video games You said you wouldn't tell anyone you jerk
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 00:26 |
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text me a vag pic posted:All postig is piss DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Squirting is cool and good. It makes your partner the squirter feel great and allows you, the squirt-inducer, to be the personification of so who gives a gently caress what the percentage of pee content is?
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 00:42 |
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:It's pretty sweet, but it's no PANY DROPPER closer to PANY DR PEPPER at first glance
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 00:49 |
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Slippery posted:closer to PANY DR PEPPER at first glance "Pan Y" in spanish translates to "Bread and" so bread and Dr. Opper
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 01:12 |
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Dillbag posted:the saad grew up and got glasses? Still doesn't give a gently caress
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 01:28 |
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fisting by many posted:Still doesn't give a gently caress what song is that music from, it sounds like Rational Youth
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 01:34 |
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Somfin posted:You said you wouldn't tell anyone you jerk I'm sorry bby, I'm just so jealous of your healthcare!
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 01:35 |
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:It's pretty sweet, but it's no PANY DROPPER u got me all horned up how much for a hj, i got cash
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 01:52 |
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I'm the one dollar bills
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 02:17 |
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I'm the germs invading his mouth from all that filthy money.
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 02:27 |
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text me a vag pic posted:u got me all horned up Kid is straight money hustlin'. Bring the bling with your $500 USD!
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 02:32 |
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text me a vag pic posted:u got me all horned up That must be like $72.
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 02:34 |
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poo poo, I wish I had tile in my kitchen and 72 bucks.
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 02:51 |
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He may only have one fork, but it is very impressive.
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 02:54 |
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I take that back, I'm the nipples
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 02:56 |
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Slippery posted:I take that back, I'm the nipples You can't be three things.
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Slippery posted:what song is that music from, it sounds like Rational Youth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqGsi9k6ra0 educate ya rear end to arguably the most influential group of the 20th century, right next to the Beatles and Black Sabbath.
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