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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

What's with the Wayne's world?

Wayne's World took place in Aurora, IL.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
this thread is hereby closed on the grounds of attracting political posting

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


but whatta aboutta thisa coppa

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Regardless of the content this song sucks mega balls.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

song bad dead and maimed cops good please party on

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Saucer Hovers posted:

song bad dead and maimed cops good please party on

One of the cops was your gay father, he is now in a hospital bed screaming out for your idiot rear end!

NavanaSokarad
Jan 19, 2019
I personally think he just wanted to be killed. taking the cowards way out. dont take innocent people with you when you choose to go. thats what bothers me.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

NavanaSokarad posted:

I personally think he just wanted to be killed. taking the cowards way out. dont take innocent people with you when you choose to go. thats what bothers me.

well while were classifying kills and which ones we like more than other i'm gonna have to go with sick brunch kills as my preferred type

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

NavanaSokarad posted:

I personally think he just wanted to be killed. taking the cowards way out. dont take innocent people with you when you choose to go. thats what bothers me.

maybe he shot all the assholes in his workplace

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Hogge Wild posted:

maybe he shot all the assholes in his workplace

don't think he was a crack-shot

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



hey gary oldmans diary my cat likes to paw at your avatar when he's up on my desk. I think he hates Robert DeNiro.

Never stop posting, by posting you are ENTERTAINING CATS

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
heres an av wigglesnake for your cat

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

gary oldmans diary posted:

heres an av wigglesnake for your cat


a row of Robert DeNiros at a urinal

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Dick Bastardly posted:

a row of Robert DeNiros at a urinal

lol

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Looks like Garth got tired of the incel life.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

JebanyPedal posted:

I suggest you watch the film Big Momma's House.

The owl from fox and the hound?

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Time_pants posted:

Looks like Garth got tired of the incel life.

wasn't wayne the one who had to stalk his dream girl, while garth had hot babes throwing themselves on his dilz?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Glenn Quebec posted:

what are you 14 you colossal idiot

wait which waynes world movie is this line from again?

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

gary oldmans diary posted:

heres an av wigglesnake for your cat




Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

gary oldmans diary posted:

there should be a kind of police force where the cops can ignore the law and kill anyone they decide deserves to die without facing serious legal repercussions

So just the police, then

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Who What Now posted:

So just the police, then

:thejoke:

the best jokes are firmly cemented in reality

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

gary oldmans diary posted:

heres an av wigglesnake for your cat








idk what they should be looking at in the center

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Klyith posted:

idk what they should be looking at in the center

goatse

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

gary oldmans diary posted:

heres an av wigglesnake for your cat


ok i'm done now

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Your Taint posted:

Is there some sort of right wing talking points database, because I've seen those EXACT examples brought up every time I've mentioned gun reform. "HURRR WELL THEN WE SHOULD JUST BAN CHEESEBURGERS TOO CHECKMATE LIBTARD!"

You're right. People die from other things too so we should do nothing about anything.

Since we can't do everything, let's do nothing

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Relayer posted:

Since we can't do everything, let's do nothing

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Confirmed that the shooter was a loyal employee of the company for 15 years but who was about to be fired

Victims:
Clayton Parks of Elgin, human resources manager

Trevor Wehner of DeKalb, human resources intern and Northern Illinois University student

Russell Beyer of Yorkville, mold operator

Vicente Juarez of Oswego, stockroom attendant and forklift operator

Josh Pinkard of Oswego, plant manager

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Confirmed that the shooter was a loyal employee of the company for 15 years but who was about to be fired

Victims:
Clayton Parks of Elgin, human resources manager

Trevor Wehner of DeKalb, human resources intern and Northern Illinois University student

Russell Beyer of Yorkville, mold operator

Vicente Juarez of Oswego, stockroom attendant and forklift operator

Josh Pinkard of Oswego, plant manager

Hmm... 3 out of 5. Not bad, but definitely could use some improvement.

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
that sort of lack of commitment is probably why he was let go

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
drat, that's a tough first day for the intern. Plant manager was probably a prick, they always are

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017

Glenn Quebec posted:

this is just the most lame and edgy thing i've ever read on SA

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

I'm loving your photoshops.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
All but one of the victims was white. The one was white Hispanic

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

onedayholiday posted:

that sort of lack of commitment is probably why he was let go

You forgot the 5 police who were hit, probably saved by their body armor.

Reportedly the guy had only a handgun. Hell of a pistol round

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

You forgot the 5 police who were hit, probably saved by their body armor.

Reportedly the guy had only a handgun. Hell of a pistol round

I heard it was a 40mm that he shouldn’t have had due to being a felon. Failure to confiscate a registered firearm from a felon and now 5 innocent people are dead. gently caress.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

40mm, huh? talk about a hand cannon

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Oh yea 40 cal, 10mm

Ammo brandings make no sense

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
It's just beginning guys

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Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Sjs00 posted:

It's just beginning guys

:ohdear:

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