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I have a sore throat and I am mucus-ing everywhere. My eyes are half closed and I feel like I have been run over by a bus filled with paraplegic children going to a petting zoo. What I want to know is which one of you did this? I know that viruses are a computer thing and by and large you are the only jackasses that I talk to with my computer. Ipso fatso one of you gave me a virus. Which is extremely hosed up and when I find out which one of you it was I will be reporting you the the highest authority, some mod or something, and I will make sure you are punished brutally since you are apparently such a callous and conniving person. Remorseless like some kind of sociopath. If you want you can PM me (after buying me PM's) and apologize but until I receive this apology my investigation will continue. I will kick open doors of inquiry, I will open man-hole covers of obfuscation, I WILL find you. When I do don't expect any mercy. This is it. The last straw. I have been pushed to far and there is no more backing down. I am a loose cannon and there is no telling what I will do when I find out who did this. And before you start in with some whiny "but computer viruses and viruses are not the same thing" bullshit let me just say this. YOU ARE A loving LIAR. THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS FEATURING MEN IN HOODED SWEATSHIRTS AND SUNGLASSES THAT EXPLAIN HOW COMPUTERS AFFECT HUMAN HEALTH ALL THE TIME. IT IS A loving FACT and no amount of argument can convince me it's not. In summation, I expect an apology. Then I expect you to be severely punished. Then I expect another apology and probably like some kind of "I'm sorry" dance or gymnastic floor routine. Thank you.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:03 |
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Heh, I'm still glad I did it.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:11 |
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Take a good look in my manhole.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:12 |
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Sorry OP we were making out pretty hard last night and I didn't want to kill the mood by telling you I have tonsilar herpes.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:12 |
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I’m da guy who got you sick in da op
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:13 |
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Nah, I only poison enemies of the Kremlin. They actually like you, op.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:18 |
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You are all sick fucks and I am now petitioning mods to come and ban you and also take that jar of rainy day money you keep in your cupboard.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:18 |
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if you didnt want to get sick you shouldn't have ate my rear end.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:20 |
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Hell Yeah posted:if you didnt want to get sick you shouldn't have ate my rear end. rear end eating is a sacred bond that you have sullied by not being open and honest about what might happen to me if I chowed your man box.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:22 |
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what kind of rear end eater gets mad when they get sick off a bad piece of rear end.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:24 |
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Hell Yeah posted:what kind of rear end eater gets mad when they get sick off a bad piece of rear end. One that expects the best.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:26 |
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I used to get sick all the time but now that I exclusively phonepost I’ve been much healthier (it is impossible for me to gently caress and cum in my phone)
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:28 |
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I told you to not stop drinking your essential oils
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:30 |
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Everyone around this area including me has this weird lethargic floaty-head thing going around which makes me think chronic wasting disease finally jumped the deer-human barrier
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:32 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSv8ck8qUxc
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 18:15 |
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dads friend steve posted:I used to get sick all the time but now that I exclusively phonepost I’ve been much healthier (it is impossible for me to gently caress and cum in my phone) How did you gently caress your computer?? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 18:49 |
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LaP, stop posting here, you're gonna get the rest of us sick. Only post from home!
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 19:54 |
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dads friend steve posted:I used to get sick all the time but now that I exclusively phonepost I’ve been much healthier (it is impossible for me to gently caress and cum in my phone) Look at this noob who’s never heard of iCum.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 19:54 |
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UltraRed posted:LaP, stop posting here, you're gonna get the rest of us sick. Only post from home! Can I come to SA if I wear one of those paper masks like whats a doctor wears?
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 20:09 |
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sorry for your weak immune system and overall bad genetic makeup OP
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 20:42 |
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I've been sick for two weeks so it might have been me.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 21:30 |
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Rookie move. Should have started with “I’m not mad. I just want to know.” Then someone might have confessed.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 21:32 |
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Katamari Democracy posted:I've been sick for two weeks so it might have been me. YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED. to the cdc Xenocides posted:Rookie move. Should have started with “I’m not mad. I just want to know.” Then someone might have confessed. Why would I say I'm not mad when it is obvious that I am NOT mad.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 23:02 |
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Feell better op im sorry
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 23:18 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Feell better op im sorry It's like looking in a mirror.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 23:22 |
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Fuckers got me too. I spent the weekend terribly sick and I'm still shaking it off. Today was my first day at a new job and I spent a lot of it coughing and blowing my nose, thanks a lot assholes
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 23:29 |
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Your mistake was ever leaving your basement, OP.
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:06 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Your mistake was ever leaving your basement, OP. Charade I am.
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:09 |
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But I thought people wanted to go viral these days?
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:16 |
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FoolyCharged posted:But I thought people wanted to go viral these days?
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:21 |
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I just got sick too, what the hell
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:33 |
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If it turns out to be AIDS that's probably my fault. Sorry, everyone!
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:50 |
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I fly all the time in tiny sickness containment zones called areoplanes with people hacking up poo poo during the winter months. Eat more vegetables or something,op
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:50 |
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I gave you bird flu, OP
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:54 |
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Burt Sexual posted:I fly all the time in tiny sickness containment zones called areoplanes with people hacking up poo poo during the winter months. Eat more vegetables or something,op More vegetables? MORE VEGETABLES!? MOOOOORRRRREEEEEEE VEGETABLES!!!??!!!!1!!???!! good idea
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:55 |
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I'm the guy who comes to work deathly ill, because of the glories of capitalism, I won't get paid if I don't show up. Because you have to work in close quarters with me, you are guaranteed to get what I've got! Felicidades!!!!
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:02 |
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let me know when the poo poo starts spraying out of you uncontrollably OP
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:04 |
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Chinatown posted:let me know when the poo poo starts spraying out of you uncontrollably OP Yeah right, like that's gonna happe.... brb
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:11 |
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Literally A Person posted:YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED. to the cdc MIGHT AS WELL, poo poo. I can not seem to shake this crap off.
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:18 |
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You are weak and you have a weak immune system OP.
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:24 |