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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

hyperhazard posted:

Mario: Known for having two right hands.

I mean yeah, at first I thought it was rad but damnit.

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Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




hyperhazard posted:

Mario: Known for having two right hands.

:psyduck:

That one took a second for my mind to parse tbh.

uXs
May 3, 2005

Mark it zero!

hyperhazard posted:

Mario: Known for having two right hands.

Maybe the picture was mirrored.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

uXs posted:

Maybe the picture was mirrored.

:v:

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

uXs posted:

Maybe the picture was mirrored.

No, just Mario

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I don’t wanna jerk off to that.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

LingcodKilla posted:

I don’t wanna jerk off to that.

You leftists are all the same

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

So much for the tolerant left.

In addition to the backwards hand, the angle of the bent leg is all wrong, it's coming out of the middle of Mario's pelvis.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

My Twitter Account posted:

So much for the tolerant left.

In addition to the backwards hand, the angle of the bent leg is all wrong, it's coming out of the middle of Mario's pelvis.

Don't penis shame.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


Lol

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

LingcodKilla posted:

I don’t wanna jerk off to that.

You will, though.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Stoatbringer posted:

You will, though.

No, Mario will. Every night.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Oof

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

:stonk:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

This is from a ways back but

sleppy posted:

https://twitter.com/JaydenPaynne/status/1030921256357560320

Old news but don't think it was posted here. Many levels of badness going on.
Jokes come
but Sand go
wag is
forever

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


Is it just me or is this a temporary tattoo? I see that sheen and some bubbles.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Is it just me or is this a temporary tattoo? I see that sheen and some bubbles.

Somehow that makes it seem even more tasteless. Not just one rear end in a top hat putting that on themselves, but someone making and selling it for other edge lord shitheads out there.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
I was recently informed that you can buy temporary tattoo blanks and cut them to your own design. I only know this because my girlfriend wouldn't entertain the idea of me getting the final panel of this as a real tattoo.

https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/scoob-and-shag/closet/viewer?title_no=210827&episode_no=8

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Is it just me or is this a temporary tattoo? I see that sheen and some bubbles.

It looks like a fresh tattoo too me. They’re shiny for a couple weeks and the skin does look weird for a bit too.

Barudak
May 7, 2007


Its good she got the tattoo though, because she can't carry her collection of horse statues and horse riding ribbons with her everywhere to let everyone know she's bug-gently caress insane.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Barudak posted:

Its good she got the tattoo though, because she can't carry her collection of horse statues and horse riding ribbons with her everywhere to let everyone know she's bug-gently caress insane.

You don’t often see that conjunction of horsegirl and hybristophile.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Dear diary, today I learned a new word.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Queen Combat posted:

Dear diary, today I learned a new word.

yes, I wonder what amazing tattoos we can find with this word


oh


oh no














lol

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
His belt buckle is describing the vagina of every woman he meets

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

this is a very questionable marketing tactic by Super Dry

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Scratch Monkey posted:

His belt buckle is describing the vagina of every woman he meets

:lol: there are already two pictures on this page that seem to indicate otherwise.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Man those are going to be hard to explain at the golf club some day.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

AlbieQuirky posted:

You don’t often see that conjunction of horsegirl and hybristophile.

Aha. Now I know what Harley Quinn has.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Laughing a lot at those hand gestures.
“I claw you.”

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Is that supposed to be a biohazard symbol?

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011

The Dark One posted:

Is that supposed to be a biohazard symbol?



I would assume it is 666.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Sign of Nurgle

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




This is about tattoos, but I felt it fit in this thread.

https://twitter.com/DancesWithTamis/status/1100963116093825024

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

The Dark One posted:

Is that supposed to be a biohazard symbol?

Specifically, I believe it is a bad attempt at the mark that's on the head of Damien Thorn (ie: the Antichrist) in the movie The Omen.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Je suis fatigue
May 5, 2009

Amazing! It's a double J.O.!
I can’t help but see that jawbone as a little hand giving a thumbs up

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

silvergoose posted:

This is about tattoos, but I felt it fit in this thread.

https://twitter.com/DancesWithTamis/status/1100963116093825024

Tamara is a pro follow

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010


That jaw bone looks very phallic textured.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

bulletsponge13 posted:

That jaw bone looks very phallic textured.

New thread title?

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