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Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

even more fun

https://twitter.com/lrocket/status/1099411086711746560

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

https://twitter.com/MWrightWPLG/status/1100053777061724160

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

On the basis of this "cartoon" I was driven to GIS a picture of "The Oatmeal" and am unable to accept that he is not a 350lb weeb

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

loving lol

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



lmao immortals flames

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


This week is when that convertible bond happens right?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



TheDon01 posted:

This week is when that convertible bond happens right?

:dance:

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

there’s going to be a lot of fun takes this week

https://mobile.twitter.com/TElonians/status/1100114075705663489

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


https://twitter.com/Paul_M_Huettner/status/1100034402900418561

They got today and tomorrow to raise that price to '420', lmao

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

That's a hidden easter egg where the car acts like one of those trick birthday candles

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

Torpedoes away!

Oh my god they're hosed if this is really the case. This guy is a groundbreaking engineer, though in interviews apparently he also admires Musk very much.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

man, those are some broke-brained TSLAQ tweets when Mark Spiegel has to tell you to pump the brakes on them

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Okan170 posted:

Oh my god they're hosed if this is really the case. This guy is a groundbreaking engineer, though in interviews apparently he also admires Musk very much.

But I still love the car(eer)

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!


Very interesting. I wonder why that is?

Guessing either Elon's pissed him off and he's moved out the way, or others more keen to burn themselves out have taken his role?

Jamsta has issued a correction as of 21:34 on Feb 25, 2019

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Plank Walker posted:

my only issue is that the name model s is not insufferable enough

https://twitter.com/Tesla/status/891161090167459842?s=19

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


This already happend for the solar cell plant Tesla opened in the NY state rust belt w/ Panasonic and also got around 700 million dollars in state money for the relocation.

Barely production was happening and when the local media did a tour Tesla closed off most of solar cell production areas to cover up the reality of the situation.

Solar city ended up being a pretty rancid acquisition especially given how to it led to around $5 billion dollars in corporate junk level debt being moved over to Tesla's books.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I know this is obvious but that line in that comic about it handling like a Ferrari is objectively and quantifiably incorrect and I loving hate these loving people. Your loving car is a loving pig that weighs more than most heavy duty work vehicles you loving rube.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


oops we put white phosphorus in your car. sorry about that

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Dadbod Apocalypse posted:

Hey. Hey, Crazy Cloud...

what

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


:barf:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Intel&Sebastian posted:

That's a hidden easter egg where the car acts like one of those trick birthday candles

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
never forgot that ol' musky got owned on his SEX plan by not being able to purchase rights for "model E" because Ford has it trademarked lmfao

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Elon Musk just bought stankmemes.com oh yeah

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Jonny 290 posted:

never forgot that ol' musky got owned on his SEX plan by not being able to purchase rights for "model E" because Ford has it trademarked lmfao

Jesus Christ can we get this loving guy Theranos'd already?

Katt
Nov 14, 2017


I want to believe but I'm pretty sure this grift still has legs for years.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Dadbod Apocalypse posted:

Elon Musk just bought stankmemes.com oh yeah

:haibrow:

Surprise T Rex
Apr 9, 2008

Dinosaur Gum

Jonny 290 posted:

never forgot that ol' musky got owned on his SEX plan by not being able to purchase rights for "model E" because Ford has it trademarked lmfao

Oh my god was this actually his plan?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Surprise T Rex posted:

Oh my god was this actually his plan?

Yes.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Bulgakov posted:

never trust a cop tho

Goon show down: rather trust a cop or Musk?

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Surprise T Rex posted:

Oh my god was this actually his plan?

space sex

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.


we have angered the electrically charged atom machine gods

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Surprise T Rex posted:

Oh my god was this actually his plan?


Yeah, was gonna be the S, E, X, and Y

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Jonny 290 posted:

never forgot that ol' musky got owned on his SEX plan by not being able to purchase rights for "model E" because Ford has it trademarked lmfao

Cool so he called the models "S3X" instead


shame they didn't cost $80085

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Lord Stimperor posted:

Goon show down: rather trust a cop or Musk?

Is the cop arresting Musk or is Musk filling charges with the cop against a third party?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Katt posted:

Is the cop arresting Musk or is Musk filling charges with the cop against a third party?

The cop is SWATing a whistleblower.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Platystemon posted:

The cop is SWATing a whistleblower.

Is said whistleblower a famous streamer that shouts slurs during heated moments and references pepe a lot?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Lord Stimperor posted:

Cool so he called the models "S3X" instead


shame they didn't cost $80085

it's all so loving juvenile

Tiny Bug Child
Sep 11, 2004

Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

Wachter posted:

On the basis of this "cartoon" I was driven to GIS a picture of "The Oatmeal" and am unable to accept that he is not a 350lb weeb

someone once told me he's actually a pretty regular dude and reasonably in shape, he just draws himself and all other human beings as fat sacks of poo poo because he knows his audience very well

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I know this is obvious but that line in that comic about it handling like a Ferrari is objectively and quantifiably incorrect and I loving hate these loving people. Your loving car is a loving pig that weighs more than most heavy duty work vehicles you loving rube.

I love the bazingas that gloss over Tesla’s having the worst performance ever at Nurburgring because they overheat and go into limp home mode after about 2 turns into a lap. Suddenly the only thing that matters is 0-60 times.

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

red19fire posted:

I love the bazingas that gloss over Tesla’s having the worst performance ever at Nurburgring because they overheat and go into limp home mode after about 2 turns into a lap. Suddenly the only thing that matters is 0-60 times.

Wonder if these were the same guys that back in high school said they wanted an Evo because racing in straight lines is boring

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