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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Vincent Valentine posted:

I'm genuinely not trying to troll you or anything, but I just want you to go take a picture of that bathroom with a regular camera on regular settings and post it here without editing it.

Like just grab your phone and go snap a pic and post that.

I know it's real, and I'm not calling you a liar, but those pictures are seriously loving me up they look like they were made in source filmmaker. It's not the bathroom itself, it's the way you took the pictures. They look like a disturbing kind of uncanny valley bathroom.

But have you considered that

bEatmstrJ posted:

The HDR is a bit much for me too, but It was a balance between "let's make these look semi decent" and "I don't want to spend all day editing photos".

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Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Didn't Mike Dawson's mother's head explode in that room?

Nah this bathroom is definitely in the Dark World

Orv
May 4, 2011

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's Baron Harkonnen's bathroom from David Lynch's Dune.

That's extremely unfair to the Baron Harkonnen.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
beatmstrJ, request

can I please see more of that painting on the wall, the one of the guy in old British garb?

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

underage at the vape shop posted:

Your house is extremely gamer

Groetgaffel
Oct 30, 2011

Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.
:perfect:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Picard faucet.



Pimblor
Sep 13, 2003
bob
Grimey Drawer
Interior design by Patrick Bateman.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I'm going to be 100% honest.

I showed it to my girlfriend who is one of those younger, smart, urban professional feminine women you want to appeal to.

1) She hates it. Shower is nice.

2) The rocks are stupid, no one wants to step on those.

3) the colors are all wrong. She said if you really want to go all in at least try a much lighter gray and pink

4) the wall paper needs to come down

5) it was much better before

She's not even close to a goonnette either, I hide this site from her like it's pornography. She's much, much closer to the demographic you're looking for.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
What part of this saga made you think he values qualified expertise.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


this owns

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

It’s maybe salvageable if you redo all the walls and kill the red, my wife thinks it’s hilarious, but I’m not not going to glorify the generic builder grade before state.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



Oh nice.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

The hottest thread on the forums

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

bEatmstrJ posted:

I made a conscious decision to install it in that direction because I personally think it looks better that way.

Just like you made a conscious decision to cut through your engineered joists and pay someone to fix them no it wasn't a mistake you know what you're doing actually?

By the way you're amazing and I sincerely hope you continue to post on these forums for years to come.

MagusofStars
Mar 31, 2012



bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.

The stripe and color scheme makes your bathroom look like an Ohio State football helmet.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

You just have to wonder at the kind of man who is told by literally everyone he asks that he is wrong yet soldiers on like he's trying to get surgeons to wash their hands and not creating a vampire sex bathroom

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

We have the Copernicus of bathrooms here

"And yet, it molds"

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Penn Jillette’s Hot Rod Bathroom, by SportClips

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Guy Fieri's Super Spicy Dumpin' Palace

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Cocaine Bathroom/Interrogation Room from the Vladimir Putin Collection

Orv
May 4, 2011

No peace in the shower.

Pimblor
Sep 13, 2003
bob
Grimey Drawer

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Guy Fieri's Super Spicy Dumpin' Palace

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Cocaine Bathroom/Interrogation Room from the Vladimir Putin Collection

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!


What's loving with me is the way the... I don't know the English word for it, the tile that's where the floor meets the wall, the way it doesn't follow the floor tiles, but continues above the Mold Collection Vat for a distance before then stopping.

Entirely possible there's a good reason for it, it just looks fucky.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

PurpleXVI posted:

I don't know the English word for it, the tile that's where the floor meets the wall

“Baseboard”?

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Platystemon posted:

“Baseboard”?

Thank you very much.

I work with this poo poo every day, you'd think I'd have known this already.

ArgaWarga
Apr 8, 2005

dare to fail gloriously

op, do you actually like the final product? or is this a :cripes: post?

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Enchanted Hat posted:

For anyone who doesn't remember, this is the much more :females:-unfriendly "before" picture:



To be fair, this was an ugly-rear end bathroom too.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

She's not even close to a goonnette either, I hide this site from her like it's pornography. She's much, much closer to the demographic you're looking for.

if you feel like you have to hide your pornography from your partner then you should prolly get a new partner, even if they have correct opinions about poo poo like hellmouth bathrooms

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


I'm into it

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Bathroom Furnishings provided by our sponsor, R/Incels

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.
I dunno, it's not my aesthetic but I have to give beatmaster props for A: following through with his vision and B: coming back here to show us despite the ridicule. Shine on you crazy diamond.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?s=20

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I finally figured out what this bathroom reminds me of: a rental house my parents and I looked at after we moved when I was a kid. It stank of old cigarette smoke, every interior wall was grey or black, and the only decor was framed photographs of John Wayne.

That space was still less of an unlivable caricature of masculinity than this bathroom.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.













Ahahahahahahahahah..... hahahahahaha are you loving serious

i'm the shower benches that are nowhere near the water flow

bradzilla fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Feb 27, 2019

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Electric Bugaloo posted:

To be fair, this was an ugly-rear end bathroom too.


if you feel like you have to hide your pornography from your partner then you should prolly get a new partner, even if they have correct opinions about poo poo like hellmouth bathrooms

Idk, even stuff they'd ultimately be fine with you might just not want to discuss. I make bad choices when I'm hungry, I make bad choices when I'm horny, but I hide my fast food trash and my jizzy history so don't hold me accountable for either of those modes and we'll be fine.

ZombieApostate
Mar 13, 2011
Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

:allears:

Grinning Goblin posted:

Ok, there is a really weird painting in that picture, and we are only seeing glimpses of it. First, I noticed it here:



Then, I saw a bit more here:



And now we only see the corner of it here:



Did the ghost of the man in that painting compel you to make that bathroom?

It's a portrait of bEatmstrJ done up like an old English Admiral or whatever.

Staring down on the makeup station for :females:.

You know in your heart it's true.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

ZombieApostate posted:

It's a portrait of bEatmstrJ done up like an old English Admiral or whatever.

Staring down on the makeup station for :females:.

You know in your heart it's true.

There are really only three options:

1) Vigo the Carpathian
2) The "little lad who likes berries and cream" from that old commercial
3) bEatmstrJ cosplaying either of the above

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

Electric Bugaloo posted:

To be fair, this was an ugly-rear end bathroom too.

The original bathroom was a million times better than this (except for being less funny). Let's not forget that this remodel was specifically designed to be an investment to encourage women to want to buy his house:

quote:

There's a good chance I would have not compromised my floor joists knowing what I know now. But the damage has been done and the cost to fix it is essentially the same as it is to continue with my original plan. I may not use my tub much, but I also don't remodel things as a bachelor. My closet was designed with a woman in mind, despite not being married. Likewise, my bathroom is designed with a woman in mind. It will have a powder room that will be completely useless to me, but is the kind of thing a woman would look at and say, OMG I want this. In the same vein, if a woman sees a nice inviting looking bathtub they are going to swoon. And since woman play an unfair role in the home-buying process, a woman who falls in love with my bathroom is going to help me sell my home (someday). You may not like the design, but I assure the finished product will exceed your expectations.

The bathroom did exceed my expectations, though. I love this grovertub sponsored by Razer.

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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
MasterbeaterJ can you post your bedroom pictures? I remember them looking pretty similar, just want to see whether you’ve kept the theme consistent, how much progress you’ve made on your reno skills.

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