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Vincent Valentine posted:I'm genuinely not trying to troll you or anything, but I just want you to go take a picture of that bathroom with a regular camera on regular settings and post it here without editing it. But have you considered that bEatmstrJ posted:The HDR is a bit much for me too, but It was a balance between "let's make these look semi decent" and "I don't want to spend all day editing photos".
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 12:13 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Didn't Mike Dawson's mother's head explode in that room? Nah this bathroom is definitely in the Dark World
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 12:24 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:It's Baron Harkonnen's bathroom from David Lynch's Dune. That's extremely unfair to the Baron Harkonnen.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 12:40 |
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beatmstrJ, request can I please see more of that painting on the wall, the one of the guy in old British garb?
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 12:42 |
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underage at the vape shop posted:Your house is extremely gamer
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 12:49 |
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:18 |
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Picard faucet.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:20 |
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Interior design by Patrick Bateman.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:23 |
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I'm going to be 100% honest. I showed it to my girlfriend who is one of those younger, smart, urban professional feminine women you want to appeal to. 1) She hates it. Shower is nice. 2) The rocks are stupid, no one wants to step on those. 3) the colors are all wrong. She said if you really want to go all in at least try a much lighter gray and pink 4) the wall paper needs to come down 5) it was much better before She's not even close to a goonnette either, I hide this site from her like it's pornography. She's much, much closer to the demographic you're looking for.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:23 |
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What part of this saga made you think he values qualified expertise.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:30 |
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this owns
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:31 |
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It’s maybe salvageable if you redo all the walls and kill the red, my wife thinks it’s hilarious, but I’m not not going to glorify the generic builder grade before state.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:35 |
Oh nice.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:37 |
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The hottest thread on the forums
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:45 |
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bEatmstrJ posted:I made a conscious decision to install it in that direction because I personally think it looks better that way. Just like you made a conscious decision to cut through your engineered joists and pay someone to fix them no it wasn't a mistake you know what you're doing actually? By the way you're amazing and I sincerely hope you continue to post on these forums for years to come.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:52 |
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bEatmstrJ posted:Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:54 |
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You just have to wonder at the kind of man who is told by literally everyone he asks that he is wrong yet soldiers on like he's trying to get surgeons to wash their hands and not creating a vampire sex bathroom
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:55 |
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We have the Copernicus of bathrooms here "And yet, it molds"
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:58 |
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Penn Jillette’s Hot Rod Bathroom, by SportClips
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:58 |
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Guy Fieri's Super Spicy Dumpin' Palace
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:59 |
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Cocaine Bathroom/Interrogation Room from the Vladimir Putin Collection
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:01 |
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No peace in the shower.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:02 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Guy Fieri's Super Spicy Dumpin' Palace
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:08 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Cocaine Bathroom/Interrogation Room from the Vladimir Putin Collection
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:11 |
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What's loving with me is the way the... I don't know the English word for it, the tile that's where the floor meets the wall, the way it doesn't follow the floor tiles, but continues above the Mold Collection Vat for a distance before then stopping. Entirely possible there's a good reason for it, it just looks fucky.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:12 |
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PurpleXVI posted:I don't know the English word for it, the tile that's where the floor meets the wall “Baseboard”?
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:13 |
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Platystemon posted:“Baseboard”? Thank you very much. I work with this poo poo every day, you'd think I'd have known this already.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:17 |
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op, do you actually like the final product? or is this a post?
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:18 |
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Enchanted Hat posted:For anyone who doesn't remember, this is the much more -unfriendly "before" picture: To be fair, this was an ugly-rear end bathroom too. Gumbel2Gumbel posted:She's not even close to a goonnette either, I hide this site from her like it's pornography. She's much, much closer to the demographic you're looking for. if you feel like you have to hide your pornography from your partner then you should prolly get a new partner, even if they have correct opinions about poo poo like hellmouth bathrooms
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:21 |
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I'm into it
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:25 |
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Bathroom Furnishings provided by our sponsor, R/Incels
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:27 |
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I dunno, it's not my aesthetic but I have to give beatmaster props for A: following through with his vision and B: coming back here to show us despite the ridicule. Shine on you crazy diamond.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:29 |
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?s=20
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:33 |
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I finally figured out what this bathroom reminds me of: a rental house my parents and I looked at after we moved when I was a kid. It stank of old cigarette smoke, every interior wall was grey or black, and the only decor was framed photographs of John Wayne. That space was still less of an unlivable caricature of masculinity than this bathroom.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:33 |
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bEatmstrJ posted:Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these. Ahahahahahahahahah..... hahahahahaha are you loving serious i'm the shower benches that are nowhere near the water flow bradzilla fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Feb 27, 2019 |
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Electric Bugaloo posted:To be fair, this was an ugly-rear end bathroom too. Idk, even stuff they'd ultimately be fine with you might just not want to discuss. I make bad choices when I'm hungry, I make bad choices when I'm horny, but I hide my fast food trash and my jizzy history so don't hold me accountable for either of those modes and we'll be fine.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:45 |
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Grinning Goblin posted:Ok, there is a really weird painting in that picture, and we are only seeing glimpses of it. First, I noticed it here: It's a portrait of bEatmstrJ done up like an old English Admiral or whatever. Staring down on the makeup station for . You know in your heart it's true.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:46 |
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ZombieApostate posted:It's a portrait of bEatmstrJ done up like an old English Admiral or whatever. There are really only three options: 1) Vigo the Carpathian 2) The "little lad who likes berries and cream" from that old commercial 3) bEatmstrJ cosplaying either of the above
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 14:51 |
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Electric Bugaloo posted:To be fair, this was an ugly-rear end bathroom too. The original bathroom was a million times better than this (except for being less funny). Let's not forget that this remodel was specifically designed to be an investment to encourage women to want to buy his house: quote:There's a good chance I would have not compromised my floor joists knowing what I know now. But the damage has been done and the cost to fix it is essentially the same as it is to continue with my original plan. I may not use my tub much, but I also don't remodel things as a bachelor. My closet was designed with a woman in mind, despite not being married. Likewise, my bathroom is designed with a woman in mind. It will have a powder room that will be completely useless to me, but is the kind of thing a woman would look at and say, OMG I want this. In the same vein, if a woman sees a nice inviting looking bathtub they are going to swoon. And since woman play an unfair role in the home-buying process, a woman who falls in love with my bathroom is going to help me sell my home (someday). You may not like the design, but I assure the finished product will exceed your expectations. The bathroom did exceed my expectations, though. I love this grovertub sponsored by Razer.
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MasterbeaterJ can you post your bedroom pictures? I remember them looking pretty similar, just want to see whether you’ve kept the theme consistent, how much progress you’ve made on your reno skills.
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