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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Nebakenezzer posted:

I dunno, maybe airships could fly unpressurized short-haul shuttle flights between cities?

I mean, yeah, they could, but why would you want that?

If you're interested in it for the novelty of being slowly airborne in a quiet, somewhat spacious environment and don't give a poo poo about reaching a destination efficiently, a hot air balloon seems even better.

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
all of you are missing the obvious solution here: gyrocopter taxis.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

a patagonian cavy posted:

all of you are missing the obvious solution here: gyrocopter taxis.

Somewhere in Silicon Valley, a venture capitalist just got a hard-on and he doesn't know why.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

PT6A posted:

Somewhere in Silicon Valley, a venture capitalist just got a hard-on and he doesn't know why.

https://www.americanautogyro.com/
These count right. They're totally not a deathtrap.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


How about utilizing the surface area of an airship for solar power? Are there photovoltaics light enough? Like in the hypothetical Good Ending to climate change could trains of non-emitting electric cargo airships not cross gaps in a supply chain where regular trains aren’t an option?

That’s what the Airlander Buttship is for, right?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Have you heard of Charles Dellschau?


He was the draftsman and historian for the Sonora Aero Club, a California ballooning group that was active in the 1850s and 60s.
or were they? :tinfoil:

Here's a good podcast and blog post about him

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Nebakenezzer posted:

I dunno, maybe airships could fly unpressurized short-haul shuttle flights between cities?

what's the value

if you want to go on a cruise, which would be kind of cool if you made it better than the Hidenburg's cabin etc, wouldn't you want to do like, SE Alaska or the Bahamas or Lost Coast or coast of Maine?

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

what's the value

The speed of car, the ticket price of a plane and the all-weather performance of a competition sailing boat.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Ola posted:

The speed of car, the ticket price of a plane and the all-weather performance of a competition sailing boat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzYLTnI7TUI&t=68s

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

^^ not clicking because I KNOW WHAT IT IS

joat mon posted:

Have you heard of Charles Dellschau?


He was the draftsman and historian for the Sonora Aero Club, a California ballooning group that was active in the 1850s and 60s.
or were they? :tinfoil:

Here's a good podcast and blog post about him

I have not, thank you!

Side question: are there any good aviation related podcasts out there?

HookedOnChthonics posted:

That’s what the Airlander Buttship is for, right?

The Buttship is like the Lockheed airship - all about air-delivery of cargo to low infrastructure areas. When I think of things a modern airship could do well, it's mostly about lifting heavy poo poo at a low cost. While I hope that Google Billionaire's airship sparks a trend, I think passenger airship uses are gonna be limited until people get used to the technology - and even then, I suspect it's gonna be niche.

I think Count Zeppelin and Wernher Von Braun were right, that aviation technology needs to be military initially so governments pay the big development costs and bring the tech to the point where commercial applications become viable. Really even with these modern airships most of the work was done by the military to make air cargo lifters and surveillance platforms; Lockheed and Airlander are just trying to take that work and get it commercial.

As for green energy uses, the Airship is the only aircraft that could use power cells right now, out of the box. It's also the only vehicle, possibly, that doesn't have to worry about storage of hydrogen for that cell. Other technologies, like batteries or solar, I'm skeptical of being any sort of use. I just don't think the power/weight ratio or energy density is good enough to make it work, like in other aircraft.

Don't know if you know about low-powered nuclear reactors, they might work :shepface:

The idea of a modular airship skytrain is cool, though, I suspect it'd be a mostly niche thing because trains 1) can be electrified with enough work*, and 2) trains rarely give fucks about weather.

*not a train expert, I just know electric freight trains are out there

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

what's the value

if you want to go on a cruise, which would be kind of cool if you made it better than the Hidenburg's cabin etc, wouldn't you want to do like, SE Alaska or the Bahamas or Lost Coast or coast of Maine?

It's ~*bespoke*~ [oh lord, not this]

You could have cruises where it's not next to the sea/river? That's a whole NEW UNTAPPED MARKET for the cruise model!!

[If you're gonna object "that's low margin and you want a whole new type of aircraft, why not do X where X is an existing technology", well, fair, but I'm treating your question as "what conceivable use is this" not "defend the business model you are proposing," because I think this is the stuff you could do, once the technology is accepted and matured.]

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


An airship with a decent capacity could have a niche as a luxury cruise liner that can't trap you for a week in a Legionnaire's outbreak.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

FuturePastNow posted:

An airship with a decent capacity could have a niche as a luxury cruise liner that can't trap you for a week in a Legionnaire's outbreak.

How so? It's not like you're unable to get off a cruise ship for the entire duration of a cruise either.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

The only cruise I would ever consider going on would be around Svalbard and Greenland, mega arctic polar bear land. I would never ever consider staying in a cramped, expensive, buffet dinner hotel to see some Caribbean isle from afar. But to float above the ancient landscape of Spitsbergen, maybe seeing polar bears, hearing total silence, feeling like you're there quietly floating over an outpost, that I would pay for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4cJnHJMG0A

Maybe that's why Svalbard cruises are so expensive.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


Without going full Dahiir Insaat on this, what about fixed-route airships drawing power from a ground supply via trailing wire? IE for short hops over bad terrain where putting up high-tension power line would be much less of a headache than level-grading and tunneling for a proper train.


Honestly I used to just spend hours in Open Transport Tycoon mucking around with low-speed high-thoroughput airship hauling lines and playing Crimson Skies and have some leftover affection for the idea :shobon:

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

HookedOnChthonics posted:

Without going full Dahiir Insaat on this, what about fixed-route airships drawing power from a ground supply via trailing wire? IE for short hops over bad terrain where putting up high-tension power line would be much less of a headache than level-grading and tunneling for a proper train.


Honestly I used to just spend hours in Open Transport Tycoon mucking around with low-speed high-thoroughput airship hauling lines and playing Crimson Skies and have some leftover affection for the idea :shobon:

buddy this is full dahiir insaat he has literally already designed this thing

the economics on your idea are... bad

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
Classic Dahir Insaat :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfvS68aMIc

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

I like the people just casually walking through the downblast of a hovering traincar.

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

To set aside all of the technological, materials science, and impracticality issues with this, even if you had some magic unobtanium that let you make this thing a reasonable endeavor, how is this thing supposed to make an emergency landing? How is Dahir Insaat able to come up with these stupid videos that are not just ridiculous, but like, fractals of ridiculousness?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
^ LSD and or asking grade school kids what they think is cool and stealing their ideas

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


SpaceX Crew Dragon Demo lauch is live:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZL0tbOZYhE

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004


So would these either:

1.) Rip the track out of the ground and lose control

or

2.) Stay attached and immediately nosedive into the ground

or

3.) Remain attached to the track and controllable.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Ola posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4cJnHJMG0A

Maybe that's why Svalbard cruises are so expensive.

The flights are surprisingly cheap, if you're ever in Scandinavia and feel like being able to say you've been there.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Previa_fun posted:

So would these either:

1.) Rip the track out of the ground and lose control

or

2.) Stay attached and immediately nosedive into the ground

or

3.) Remain attached to the track and controllable.

I think the real question to ask is "what kind of diamond-brilliant intellect does it take to conceive a replacement for a boring, safe, and efficient mode of transport, and make it slower, more lethal, and less efficient all in one go?" "What would it take to combine all the worst aspects of a plane, train and helicopter, without using the obvious answer of 'flimsy gondola suspended from explosive/irreplaceable lifting sack (aaaaaand poo poo, at least those are efficient)'?"

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

buddy this is full dahiir insaat he has literally already designed this thing

the economics on your idea are... bad

Of course the economics are bad, the question was whether there’s a niche for it in a hypothetical eco-future that has presumably banned combustion-based engines vs. a train

like give me some credit here :/

HookedOnChthonics fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Mar 2, 2019

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
USAF sent a cheeky tail number to Australia for an airshow.


(not my pic)

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
Y’all wanna watch Jerry nearly Vmc a plane?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P3ZUl71-wo

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
"OK, we're gettin' a little slow"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
There’s a been a thread at jetcareers.com running for the past two years chronicling Jerry’s exploits.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
See, I was taught: control, power, drag, identify, verify, cause checks if situation permits, feather (set zero thrust for demonstration purposes, don't actually shove the prop lever into feather).

Apparently Jerry's way is: control, ramble on for a while, cause check, power, approach Vmc roll, shove prop lever back into feather and then back to full fine, and then I stopped watching because Christ alive it's painful to watch.

This guy is not good, and unlike some YouTube pilots who aren't perfect but have good insight into the things they've hosed up, he shows absolutely no awareness that he's a horrible fuckup. As an "instructor" his technique is awful too. If you're demonstrating a situation like that, you brief what you're going to do before you do it, you do it at normal speed saying what you're doing without explaining, then you restore the aircraft to a normal configuration and explain what you just did.

two_beer_bishes
Jun 27, 2004

Platystemon posted:

There’s a been a thread at jetcareers.com running for the past two years chronicling Jerry’s exploits.

Is that the same guy who almost landed gear-up but didn't realize it until his props hit the runway, did the go around, then flew another hour or whatever back home?

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



two_beer_bishes posted:

Is that the same guy who almost landed gear-up but didn't realize it until his props hit the runway, did the go around, then flew another hour or whatever back home?

I'm sorry what

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

two_beer_bishes posted:

Is that the same guy who almost landed gear-up but didn't realize it until his props hit the runway, did the go around, then flew another hour or whatever back home?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPbxIrprato

This incident?

Not the same guy.

https://forums.liveatc.net/atcaviation-audio-clips/looking-for-more-on-aerostar-n7502s-'gear-up-touch-and-go'-and-flight-to-flx/

http://web.archive.org/web/20160504160426/http://www.wsvn.com/story/28885459/pilot-takes-off-without-use-of-landing-gear

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

two_beer_bishes posted:

Is that the same guy who almost landed gear-up but didn't realize it until his props hit the runway, did the go around, then flew another hour or whatever back home?

That’s completely unsurprising to me. We had a guy start up one of our 172s, taxi into an orange cone with a tie-down chain in it, and then go flying without checking for prop damage first. And that was on the ground, where it’s totally easy to simply shut down and take a look!

PS there was in fact significant damage

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Youtube commenter: You had a stall warning while demonstrating an engine out.
Jerry: It's ok the stall warning is out of adjustment.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Aviation always carries some risk and the vast majority of pilots I've seen are incredibly serious about minimizing it, but the way some people fly, you'd swear they had a dream about an airplane-shaped hole in the ground and are compelled by some supernatural force to find it :v:

"This is my hole! It was made for me my Cessna 414!"

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
Jerry was a Cessna driver
He flew so goddamned fast
Always did land no navigation flags
But he never did come in stabilized

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
Jerry was a Cessna driver
He'd say "Air Wagner number one"
With a AOPA sticker on his 414
He'd light 'em up at 100ft just for fun

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Flyin' that plane
High on cocaine
Jerry Wagner, better
Watch your speed

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


i blew that up in ace combat

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e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
The more I watch that video the more there is to see.

“Yeah checking the gauges is how you confirm the dead engine”

No, it’s not actually. You could have a dead ignition system and the engine out there windmilling away and all indications will be more or less normal. Verify by rudder inputs and confirm by slowly moving the thrust levers slightly.


“Raise the dead engine”

Literally as he’s banking into the dead engine


“When you’re in cruise like this if you want to continue to your destination, no problem”

:psyduck:


Also holy poo poo he was close to Vmc rolling that thing. Huge control input towards the good engine as it yaws towards the bad engine, while the stall horn is going off.


“And you feather (grabs handful of prop lever) well we’re not going to feather”


“Can’t make abrupt turns”

TURNS ABRUPTLY INTO BAD ENGINE


“We have the ATIS”

“What was the ATIS”




If this guy wasn’t seriously risking the the lives of himself and his passengers I’d think this was an extremely well executed troll, but anybody that could intentionally do these maneuvers this poorly just to troll people would know better.

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