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jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Phy posted:

That is the most cyberpunk thing I've ever heard, and not in the cool fun net decker way


I wonder what the cost was. I think I was charged over $300 once for a 30 minute skype doctor's appointment. I should see if I still have the insurance paperwork stating they were only going to pay like $100, and check the actual bill.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Wait people are really doing exams via screen? How the hell does that work.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Milo and POTUS posted:

Wait people are really doing exams via screen? How the hell does that work.

It was mostly a consult with a specialist who already had scans and xrays and stuff. But yeah, whatever was visible through screen got examined too for whatever good that bit did. It was pretty good care, just hellworld pricing afterward.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Wait people are really doing exams via screen? How the hell does that work.

It’s the future man. :rznv:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Is that a sleeping cat not giving a poo poo or is that a dead bird or what?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Heath posted:

Is that a sleeping cat not giving a poo poo or is that a dead bird or what?

it's a combination of :birddrugs: and :catdrugs: and magic. Why are you questioning anything going on in that.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Milo and POTUS posted:

Wait people are really doing exams via screen? How the hell does that work.

My HR department has sent multiple emails about how we should use the Teladoc over any other doctor/urgent care/er because Teladoc is free and takes literal minutes over the phone

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Glenn Quebec posted:

Welcoem to Hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk


The first comment is 100% on point:

"This is what I imagine music sounds like in the first circle of Hell. It sort of resembles music, except everything is out of key, there's an uncomfortable gurgling noise, and the vocals are just the sad groaning of words like "alooooone."'

It's a tie between this and that other trapezoid mouth breather who made like 5 albums of lovely industrial techno about loving huskies and then got fired from his job at the pet store because he was loving the huskies.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Glenn Quebec posted:

Welcoem to Hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk


The first comment is 100% on point:

"This is what I imagine music sounds like in the first circle of Hell. It sort of resembles music, except everything is out of key, there's an uncomfortable gurgling noise, and the vocals are just the sad groaning of words like "alooooone."'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

jemand posted:

it's a combination of :birddrugs: and :catdrugs: and magic. Why are you questioning anything going on in that.

I want to know what to do if I'm ever the thing in the middle of the circle :ohdear:

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Buttcoin purse posted:

I want to know what to do if I'm ever the thing in the middle of the circle :ohdear:

you accept the journey, whatever it is

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Buttcoin purse posted:

I want to know what to do if I'm ever the thing in the middle of the circle :ohdear:

You go to kitty heaven. Its a dead cat.

homeless guy
Feb 23, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



It's seems pretty cut and dry to me.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

TontoCorazon posted:

It's seems pretty cut and dry to me.

:hmmyes:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Reign Of Pain posted:

You go to kitty heaven. Its a dead cat.

you go to bird hell. They're binding the cat's 9 lives.

naem
May 29, 2011

SniperWoreConverse posted:

you go to bird hell. They're binding the cat's 9 lives.

bird hell IS kitty heaven (it’s a very efficient system)

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
no bird hell is like blood ocean hell or knife mountain hell. It's the hell where you're tormented by birds, not the hell for birds. Common misconception.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

why the hell would he be circumcised if he was born in canada in 1880 or whatever

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
it's a little known fact that both wolverine and magneto are extremely jewish and they both have complex emotions about it

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Read about it on my blog on the Silent Hill wiki

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

If it does, he has knife hands. He's quite possibly the most experienced mohel in the entire multiverse.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Colonel Cancer posted:

If it does, he has knife hands. He's quite possibly the most experienced mohel in the entire multiverse.

Does he also kiss the tip like other mohels? I didnt know Wolverine was so flexible

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Since he still has a belly button it probably doesn't heal injuries he got previously.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

RatHat posted:

Since he still has a belly button it probably doesn't heal injuries he got previously.

I bet he grows a new set of baby teeth every time

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Colonel Cancer posted:

If it does, he has knife hands. He's quite possibly the most experienced mohel in the entire multiverse.

So he just leaves a trail of foreskin?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Duke Pukem posted:

Does he also kiss the tip like other mohels? I didnt know Wolverine was so flexible

Yes. His circumsizion technique is a little unorthodox however, years of repeated knife injuries and complete regeneration will do that.

TontoCorazon posted:

So he just leaves a trail of foreskin?

Think bigger.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !


I just had the most insane cursed dream. I'm going to write it down here while it's still fresh.
My job was to investigate a series of low caliber round gunshot wounds, in dog corpses. Friend 1 was an antagonistic person from my past. He knew that when I saw him I already had 5 answers for every question he would ask. So when he asked if I would accompany him in this investigation, knowing I trained as a chaplain, he knew I would lie and say I finished training and would say yes; as to gain the Emperor's favor.
We walked the short distance from the gymnasium where I worked to the outdoor stalls where they kept the bodies. Quickly we saw the first body being carted to the West, the poor creatures front limbs chopped off. We only needed locate one other body.
But for rows and rows of stalls we saw medical operations on dead humans, the gore was overwhelming for me who had never seen a dead body. My grandmother was there, her face a red gash oozing blood. I refused her embrace. The families there had children standing closer to the wooden tables younger than I, their dark eyes already having seen so much. Perhaps even been with the Emperor.
A dark skinned boy reported knowing the location of the other corpse and so he and I, and two others all went up to see the Emperor. My first friend had abandoned me.
..
As we entered his office there was a couch on facing his desk and a further one away from it. We four took the further seat. My companions all bowed their heads in respect. I began to speak, to let him know of my first trial. And error. Of the one who I would call me friend not being there during my rise.
Throughout the first few words the Emperor said nothing. And then his mouth began to lengthen. Until it was scant inches from my face. His teeth remained in the sickly appendage but his whiskers seeked out my hands, tasting them, my face. I continued speaking, putting my hand out to shield myself from the disgusting and vile touch. My companion whispered that we would be utterly dicking hosed if we tried anything. And suddenly the Emperor's attention was on the other one who spoke, and I bowed my head hoping to never feel that touch again, and knew why my friend hadn't come with me to this office. And the dark skinned boy informed the Emperor of what was surely the news he actually sent for.
" He claims to have nothing but love for you Lord. So you know nothing of him, Lord. "
I suddenly realized that there was a much closer seat in front of the Emperor's desk, mere feet from the vestige, to our current scant meters. And he spoke
"Leave us."
And then I woke up.

AndreTheGiantBoned
Oct 28, 2010
tl;dr

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

You were there with me Andre. You let him taste your flesh

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

god i wish i'm way too high to have read that

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
cursed dream tome

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
milk is loving disgusting

Propitious Jerk
Sep 13, 2010
good thing that's glue.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ikmLBSp.mp4

From another thread.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
That looks like How to Basic, Australia's greatest YouTube channel

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Colonel Cancer posted:

If it does, he has knife hands. He's quite possibly the most experienced mohel in the entire multiverse.

He and Kitty go to the same synagogue.

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

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