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DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
user string concatenated into sql query

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DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
public static void main string args

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Zlodo posted:

java runs on 3 billion devices

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
first date: a key signing party

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Soricidus posted:

first date: a key signing party

lmao

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Zlodo posted:

java runs on 3 billion devices

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
   tender embraces
unusual sense of humor

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Agile Vector posted:

nice hat.

for a clown.

nooo.
Lol

Soricidus posted:

well hello there my old friend
Lol

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



buy routers? but quagga is free!

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



just changing poo poo until it compiles

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

will they learn I’m a fraud?

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

touched legacy code, now it’s mine

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
taking over project, all devs left

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
thousand monit alerts, none are important

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



changing anything breaks forums, thanks radium

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
GNU/Linux you say??? Well actually

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
git merge --abort; rm -rf *.*

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
rm -rf / poo poo ctrl+C

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
quick dirty prototype, now load-bearing

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

we don't need a project manager

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Soricidus posted:

quick dirty prototype, now load-bearing

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

forums rewrite? Probed for saying lomarf

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
this time we’ll do agile properly

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



our own flavor, quarterly agile sprints

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

new guy wants to adopt gitflow

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

tester quit after seeing the product

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

ceo fancies himself a ui expert

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
fired by email in comic sans

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

akadajet posted:

tester quit after seeing the product

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

emailed boss other job's acceptance letter

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
healthcare data on unpatched windows xp

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
put parents' pension into crypto. disowned

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
wife caught me naked with alexa

tmesis
Jan 18, 2007

sup holmes
Megamarm
let’s rewrite the forums in elixir

tmesis
Jan 18, 2007

sup holmes
Megamarm
presenting screen, pornhub autofills address bar

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
legacy code, my personal hell

Poopernickel fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Mar 17, 2019

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
text editors caused a religious war

Poopernickel fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Mar 17, 2019

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
committing a tab created some chaos

Poopernickel fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Mar 17, 2019

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Poopernickel posted:

legacy code, my personal hell

nice six word computer story, goober

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Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe

neutral milf hotel posted:

nice six word computer story, goober

the sixth word is silent weeping

Poopernickel fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Mar 17, 2019

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