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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

PhazonLink posted:

a decade or so ago (white) American food knowledge, tastes, and GI tracts were very very bland and things that werent (table)salt or black pepper were thought to be weird and exotic(Emeril's bam thing with cayenne pepper comes to mind) so eating something with actual spices and seasoning did a number on white people for a few years.

In the North, sure.

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

snoo posted:

even irl I have people tell me '[fast food place] makes me poo poo/ill every time'

like sure my rear end hurts after eating spicy food or whatever but I'm not making GBS threads my brains out after eating fried chicken/burgers/fries/tacos/etc.

I'm seriously wondering if a sizable percentage of those people are just missing a gallbladder or something. Because that'll do it.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Yeah, imagine what the company's founder would have said if he were here today

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Panfilo posted:

I'm seriously wondering if a sizable percentage of those people are just missing a gallbladder or something. Because that'll do it.

Or even just eating too much. Chipotle burritos are dense as gently caress, depending on how much you squeeze in there. Add chips and a drink, and it's a lot of food, even if it doesn't look like it. If I eat there, I'm going to feel sick because I've just scarfed a brick of food. (Still love their salads, though, even though they're not any healthier)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
dont forget that Merican diets also dont get a lot of fiber and the beans might be their largest % of fiber intake for that week or month.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

The Bloop posted:

If you think I'm joking or overreacting you must not read a lot of threads in PYF
The Anti Food Porn thread used to get a flood of those posts every once in a while, and it got really tiresome. Thankfully the goons there seem more comfortable admitting they'll eat it now.

The Chipotle thing is 100% about their routine e coli problems, though.

PhazonLink posted:

dont forget that Merican diets also dont get a lot of fiber and the beans might be their largest % of fiber intake for that week or month.
I always figured this was behind most "mexican food gives me the shits!!!" stories. Yeah, suddenly going from nothing but junk food and meat to something with actual fiber will do that to you.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
You need to up your water intake to go with that fibre though or you end up like that lady who wrote the bad yelp review of the enema place after clogging up the machine. Fibre logs don't without a river to raft them down.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah it was hundreds (out of millions) in a couple incidents at Chipotle. I wasn't defending Chipotle though just mocking goons who claim a mere glance at a Double Down would give them the bends, lupis, and hypothermia

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Haifisch posted:

The Anti Food Porn thread used to get a flood of those posts every once in a while, and it got really tiresome. Thankfully the goons there seem more comfortable admitting they'll eat it now.

The Chipotle thing is 100% about their routine e coli problems, though.

Nah, Chipotle finally fixed their e coli problems. The one that just poisoned 600+ people in Ohio was clostridia, and I think the one before that was a norovirus.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Dylan Moran has some interesting thoughts on Fibre. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFqVKdnthGY

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Were the props at Planet Hollywood real? I remember being impressed that the one in Myrtle Beach had a part of the Death Star trench and a puppet of the Terminator with half its face ripped off.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

The Bloop posted:

It's funny, but it's not [...] the norm.

Well, I mean, they're up to seven breakouts in three years, so... kinda? :v:

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

grittyreboot posted:

Were the props at Planet Hollywood real?
I think they were.

With Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis on board, it seems like studios would be pretty ok with lending them stuff.
Or maybe just getting stuff from their own collections as well.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Tobermory posted:

Nah, Chipotle finally fixed their e coli problems. The one that just poisoned 600+ people in Ohio was clostridia, and I think the one before that was a norovirus.

honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it was deliberate sabotage. We've seen what types of people Subway is willing to work with in pursuit of greater profits

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

No, it’s because the US currently is not interested in funding FDA-related departments responsible for ensuring there aren’t terrible outbreaks of largely preventable diseases in our food. There’s sabotage all right, but the indirect sort where the purpose to to make as much money as possible while the average person too “lazy” to cook for themselves pays out the rear end.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

No, it’s because the US currently is not interested in funding FDA-related departments responsible for ensuring there aren’t terrible outbreaks of largely preventable diseases in our food. There’s sabotage all right, but the indirect sort where the purpose to to make as much money as possible while the average person too “lazy” to cook for themselves pays out the rear end.

:capitalism:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The main reason we keep getting ecoli breakouts in lettuce and spinach is that the field workers who are picking it are both paid by the pound and heavily encouraged to not take breaks so they poo poo in the fields where they're working.

And because they're usually both very poor and either undocumented or have close family that is undocumented, they don't report slave-like working conditions for fear of losing their only income source and/or deportation (or worse)



Enjoy your salad

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Addendum

The other primary reason for things like the Chipotle outbreaks is similar. Workers with no paid sick time coming to work when they shouldn't be for fear of losing their jobs or not making rent.

:911:


Vote as progressive as possible, people.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

The Bloop posted:

The main reason we keep getting ecoli breakouts in lettuce and spinach is that the field workers who are picking it are both paid by the pound and heavily encouraged to not take breaks so they poo poo in the fields where they're working.
I thought that was FUD pushed by anti-immigrant folks, and the real reason was incomplete sterilization/inadequate sanitation at the sorting facilities?

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I don't know about Chipotle's specific situation, but the germs generally come in on meat or other sources. The bacteria is killed on the meat, but it cross contaminates items that aren't cooked, like lettuce. I think in several recent cases they did trace the outbreaks to actual farms though.

Or maybe it's just a Rajneeshee cult trying to steal an election.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

FilthyImp posted:

I thought that was FUD pushed by anti-immigrant folks, and the real reason was incomplete sterilization/inadequate sanitation at the sorting facilities?

which again is caused by weaken the FDA and Donnie putting some piece of poo poo industry suit in charge of it.

Nothing wont happen till Donnie gets sick from his fast food.

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp

PhazonLink posted:

which again is caused by weaken the FDA and Donnie putting some piece of poo poo industry suit in charge of it.

Nothing wont happen till Donnie gets sick from his fast food.

How does Presidential security handle the president ordering takeout anyway? Is there a network of secret fast food operations that do really deep background checks? Is the kitchen briefly occupied by the secret service? Do they just send some random low-level staffer down to pick it up and assume nobody's gonna figure out who it's actually for? Probably the third one, but I like my other ideas better.

I don't actually expect anyone to know or share operational security information on this website, I just like the idea of complex security maneuvers to get the president a terrible hamburger.

Acute Grill has a new favorite as of 19:37 on Mar 16, 2019

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
Cadbury says eat some chocolate, then loot some historic sites!
https://twitter.com/profdanhicks/status/1106960286668476417?s=21

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Why does everyone try to be a giant killer?

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Acute Grill posted:

How does Presidential security handle the president ordering takeout anyway? Is there a network of secret fast food operations that do really deep background checks? Is the kitchen briefly occupied by the secret service? Do they just send some random low-level staffer down to pick it up and assume nobody's gonna figure out who it's actually for? Probably the third one, but I like my other ideas better.

I don't actually expect anyone to know or share operational security information on this website, I just like the idea of complex security maneuvers to get the president a terrible hamburger.

I'm pretty sure I've heard of situations where Trump sent staffers to go pick him up some fast food.

Since it'd be near impossible to know who the food was for, I don't know if the Secret Service would do anything more than a cursory glance. A lot of people work in the White House and at least some of them eat like loving pigs.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
reminder that the WH chef tried to make "high class" fast food and failed and stopped trying because piss baby just loves garbage too much.

Turns out you can't copycat pink slime without the real thing.

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp
Righto. I just remember a campaign event where the then-VP made a visit to my neighborhood and we were basically under siege. No traffic out, only traffic in with ID. Helicopters overhead while Secret Service stare down the ducks from the local pond.

Therefore I choose to believe that security's doing 12th dimensional chess bullshit involving body doubles and undercover psy-ops to let a fat idiot eat the worst sandwich.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

No, it’s because the US currently is not interested in funding FDA-related departments responsible for ensuring there aren’t terrible outbreaks of largely preventable diseases in our food. There’s sabotage all right, but the indirect sort where the purpose to to make as much money as possible while the average person too “lazy” to cook for themselves pays out the rear end.

Because of the food-borne illnesses right?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

PhazonLink posted:

reminder that the WH chef tried to make "high class" fast food and failed and stopped trying because piss baby just loves garbage too much.

Turns out you can't copycat pink slime without the real thing.

Is there an article on this?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

PhazonLink posted:

reminder that the WH chef tried to make "high class" fast food and failed and stopped trying because piss baby just loves garbage too much.

Turns out you can't copycat pink slime without the real thing.

I wonder what Donnie thinks of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nY7Tu1Qgs

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

The MSJ posted:

I wonder what Donnie thinks of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nY7Tu1Qgs

Don't you put Claire and the loving pissbaby president in the same sentence. Claire is good and pure.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

jojoinnit posted:

Is there an article on this?

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/11/06/trump-schiller-russia-2013-244621

quote:

And when the White House kitchen staff couldn’t match the satisfaction of a quarter-pounder with cheese (no pickles, extra ketchup) and a fried apple pie, it was Schiller, bodyguard and Trump whisperer, who would head down New York Avenue to McDonald’s on a stealth fast food run.

It's hard to find now that Google is flooded with results about him serving a fast food feast twice, but I do remember another article about how the White House chefs tried to recreate the food but just couldn't get it right.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

chitoryu12 posted:

It's hard to find now that Google is flooded with results about him serving a fast food feast twice, but I do remember another article about how the White House chefs tried to recreate the food but just couldn't get it right.

Once again, Hideo Kojima predicted the future.

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008
Imagine training and working and dedicating your whole life to a craft and then...

I cannot imagine any person angrier than a current White House chef.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
I mean, if he staffed it as well as he did the rest of the White House, takeout probably does tastes better.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

hyperhazard posted:

I mean, if he staffed it as well as he did the rest of the White House, takeout probably does tastes better.

Is that actually a position that changes with each administration? I know the important staff that works directly with the president is usually switched, but it seems like it would be really inconvenient to fire and replace every single cook, maid, and gardener every 4-8 years.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Trump is just going to pull a Richie Rich and built an entire McDonalds in the White House.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

White House staff (as opposed to administration staff) serve at the pleasure of the sitting President, but generally aren’t changed as the administrations change. I know there’s been at least a few to serve thirty or forty years.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

chitoryu12 posted:

Is that actually a position that changes with each administration? I know the important staff that works directly with the president is usually switched, but it seems like it would be really inconvenient to fire and replace every single cook, maid, and gardener every 4-8 years.

I imagine not and I'll hope we'll get a (spiritual) sequel to Lee Daniels' The Butler that way in the far future.

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Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp

MrYenko posted:

White House staff (as opposed to administration staff) serve at the pleasure of the sitting President, but generally aren’t changed as the administrations change. I know there’s been at least a few to serve thirty or forty years.

Men come and go, but dust accumulates.

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