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Taintrunner posted:think of how awesome it’s gonna be when we shoot down the rich people spaceship trying to escape earth finally, something that inspires hope!
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The Protagonist posted:team eternal spreading spherical wave of space locust monkey orks forever and loving i. Seriously. Y'all are boring. Like worse case scenario we ruin a galaxy, and there's like a trillion of them in the part of the universe we can see which might only be an infinitesimal spec of the whole. If you're doing it as some sort hedge against human extinction, that's boring. If you're doing it because it's there and you want to go see it I think that's a good thing.
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Complications posted:Amazing takes I've enjoyed reading from elsewhere that I'm sure will also draw a smile from everybody here: The cloud cover going away is fine because we have cloud seeding so we can just seed all the cloud cover we need is one I've heard.
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Complications posted:Amazing takes I've enjoyed reading from elsewhere that I'm sure will also draw a smile from everybody here: Do these takes come from people you know, or online?
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Mar 19, 2019 06:15
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i've heard that the cloud cover going away is fine because we can build giant orbital sails to shield the earth
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Mar 19, 2019 09:13
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less clouds=more solar power, bing bong
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Socks4Hands posted:i've heard that the cloud cover going away is fine because we can build giant orbital sails to shield the earth it's funny because this was one of the proposed incredibly expensive and unlikely solutions *before* we knew clouds are gonna go away lmao
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Mar 19, 2019 11:29
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Orbital solar reduction will reduce incoming energy enough that the nutritional value of crops will plummet, solar power will be impacted, and god only knows what it will do to fragile ecosystems. Alternatively we could just end capitalism and industrial society.
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Complications posted:We can't lower our farming output under any circumstances because it'll cause poor people to starve; food waste is unavoidable and as good as it can get anyway like theres obviously gonna be exceptions and room for improvement, but its an intrinsic property of a distribution system for a decaying good and a very low tolerance for service/delivery interruptions. the place we can lower farming output is in feed for livestock, not in thrown out veggies.
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Mar 19, 2019 13:21
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qkkl posted:2. New soil is constantly being produced as the tectonic plates push the mountains up, causing rock slides. lmfao what the gently caress  that is not how the type of soil being discussed is produced. like, at all. usable soil takes a shitload of time and a lot of complex interactions between a variety of micro- and macroscpoic life forms to produce. rocks breaking off and being pulverized does not create soil we can use for much of anything at all.
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Mar 19, 2019 13:49
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We can put an Ikea on top of it.
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Mar 19, 2019 13:50
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the future of humanity is feeding 8 billion people from ikea hydroponics kits
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No it isn't
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DEEP STATE PLOT posted:lmfao what the gently caress Goon project, recreate the conditions rocks need to turn into proper soil, it has something to do with mushrooms I think.
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Mar 19, 2019 17:40
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We will make new soil by harvesting the grime festering in an elder goon's meaty folds.
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The Protagonist posted:No it isn't We're gonna have GMO fast-growing potatoes and it's gonna be rad
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Mar 19, 2019 17:59
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Mordor She Wrote posted:Goon project, recreate the conditions rocks need to turn into proper soil, it has something to do with mushrooms I think. Do mushrooms??? Don't mind if I do!
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Accretionist posted:We're gonna have GMO fast-growing potatoes and it's gonna be rad oh sure what we won't have is 8 bil
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the potato shall inherit the earth
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Accretionist posted:We're gonna have GMO fast-growing potatoes and it's gonna be rad
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Direct action gets the goods. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/18/us/nebraska-floods.html quote:The record floods that have pummeled the Midwest are inflicting a devastating toll on farmers and ranchers at a moment when they can least afford it, raising fears that this natural disaster will become a breaking point for farms weighed down by falling incomes, rising bankruptcies and the fallout from President Trump’s trade policies. https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1108025588936253442?s=19
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Was wondering where all the water came from. I was looking at the time-lapse and was confounded by how wide the flooding was. I mean flood plains but still holy lol.
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Kobayashi posted:Do these takes come from people you know, or online?
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Homeless Friend posted:the potato shall inherit the earth The only thing left for the potato to grow in will be our bloated, water logged corpses.
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Mar 20, 2019 04:19
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the beautiful circle of life
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Dead Beef posted:
lmao originally i wanted to be a marine biologist so glad i became a wasteman instead who is laughing now, dead fish?
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'We Will Miss the Warm Winters.' Retirees Are Fleeing Florida as Climate Change Threatens Their Financial Future quote:The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) plans to adopt risk-based pricing in 2020, switching from the current, outdated system used by the National Flood Insurance Policy. A FEMA spokesperson says that the proposed redesign will offer a “more accurate assessment of risk to determine flood insurance policies.” The upshot? Coastal communities have a greater chance of experiencing sudden, soaring rates, experts say. Living on the coast of Florida is making me question reality. Talking to anyone around here about fears of getting flooded out or a giant mega hurricane is basically being asked to be gaslighted and treated like a lunatic. But my husband eats breakfast at the local diner and apparently many of the boomers are selling their vacation homes and getting the gently caress out, citing “market timing.”
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Mar 20, 2019 05:02
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yeah we'll also have flying cars
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CODChimera posted:yeah we'll also have flying cars the apocalypse storms will be more than capable of rendering cars airborne, yes
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Mar 20, 2019 05:14
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Imagine being Al Gore. Imagine working against climate change for 40 years and being told to gently caress off lmfao
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Mar 20, 2019 05:24
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Admiral Ray posted:Imagine being Al Gore. imagine having one of the most popular depictions of yourself showing you as a delusional moron despite you being 100% correct
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Mar 20, 2019 05:30
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Seattle had the hottest winter day in recorded history today.
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Mayor Dave posted:imagine having one of the most popular depictions of yourself showing you as a delusional moron despite you being 100% correct owned by south park gently caress matt stone and trey parker, the irredeemable pieces of poo poo
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Mar 20, 2019 05:37
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I have prepared for climate change my whole life, by ensuring I never had aspirations or illusions of a future or anything to look forward to. I'm ready, are you??
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i was ready, but then I realized climate change might affect me playing mmos because like what if civilization collapses. also when I say out loud “Florida is going to be underwater” it’s shorthand for: 1. eventually after a couple more hurricanes and flooding insurance rates are going to go up 2. defaults will increase with people not being afford their mortgage or rebuild damage and buyers not wanting to buy risky property 3. Florida housing market starts its decline 4. the economy and local / state government revenues start tanking because they both depend on infinite property value and growth 5. services start getting cut and Florida becomes more of a shithole and the tourist industry suffers leading to 6. the economy and housing market and government revenue and tourism slowly or rapidly imploding until there is a giant wall around Disney world / Orlando manned by formerly middle class suburban woman dressed up in tattered princess outfits Instagramming how #blessed they are to live in the happiest place on earth
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Mar 20, 2019 06:52
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i just assume whoever possess the skull of walt disney will rule the florida islands from their fortress stronghold of cindarella's castle
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Mar 20, 2019 06:55
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Percelus posted:i just assume whoever possess the skull of walt disney will rule the florida islands from their fortress stronghold of cindarella's castle They'll have to find him and thaw him out first
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Mar 20, 2019 07:16
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Admiral Ray posted:owned by south park
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Shima Honnou posted:I have prepared for climate change my whole life, by ensuring I never had aspirations or illusions of a future or anything to look forward to. I'm ready, are you??
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i think climate change is bad, tbqh,
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