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That's weird, our scanners show that you have... ...an adamantium skeleton?
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So what are the chances the strip will just keep going with weekday strips only, mysteriously omitting the other timeline presented by Sunday comics? I seriously can't see how they are going to wrap up this TSA thriller by Friday.
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Mar 20, 2019 10:49
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jyrque posted:So what are the chances the strip will just keep going with weekday strips only, mysteriously omitting the other timeline presented by Sunday comics? His son will be in the shirt when he opens it tomorrow, and on Friday he's getting booked for illegal wildlife trade. (*slap bass outro*)
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Mar 20, 2019 11:08
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Look, it's a new machine but I know how to interpret its readings. It's gay. Gay for you.
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Mar 20, 2019 11:32
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jyrque posted:I seriously can't see how they are going to wrap up this TSA thriller by Friday. Pete left the Spider-Suit at home. He and MJ walk happily into the sunset together to fly to Australia. Meanwhile Sabretooth arrives at their home, having followed the scent of the costume. He sits on the bed to wait for Spidey to come back, with no idea that there will be no new strips and he'll be waiting there forever.
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Mar 20, 2019 12:31
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Stan Lee is going to swoop in at the last second to wave him through the checkpoint, with a wink of his eye. Then it skips to Peter and MJ walking out of the airport and into the bright Australian day.
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Mar 20, 2019 13:18
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The metal detector is beeping because of the adamantium in Peter's bones. You see, while you all thought Peter Parker was secretly Spider-Man, that was just a ruse - he is Wolverine. Next: Wolverine!
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Mar 20, 2019 13:27
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh, there's the problem. we thought it was a metal detector, but it's specifically a stud finder. This is good.
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Mar 20, 2019 13:38
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh, there's the problem. we thought it was a metal detector, but it's specifically a stud finder. 
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Mar 20, 2019 14:05
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They haven’t ever gotten on the dang plane yet
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Mar 20, 2019 14:08
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I want the very last panel of this strip to be Parker just hanging brain for this TSA guy.
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Mar 20, 2019 14:22
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In that last panel MJ is looking right in the heart of the reader like "Can you even believe this poo poo?"
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Mar 20, 2019 14:43
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MJ and Pete both have their collars done up with no ties or anything and in that second panel they both like prisoners.
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Mar 20, 2019 16:14
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Lobok posted:MJ and Pete both have their collars done up with no ties or anything and in that second panel they both like prisoners. The Amazing Spider-Man: Epilogue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdEsGZhAO7A
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Mar 20, 2019 17:22
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If this comic ends with Spider-Man having his identity revealed by an overly pushy TSA agent I swear to God
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Mar 20, 2019 17:59
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Saoshyant posted:Goddamn. I don't think there's ever been a Spider-Man writer with as much contempt for the character as Dan Slott. What does slott have to do with reign?
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Mar 20, 2019 18:13
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RatHat posted:There's a comic where future Peter killed MJ through exposure to his radioactive sperm so... There's an in continuity story where Peter is killing MJ through radioactive sperm and he has to go get a cure. Yes, that means there's multiple stories about Pete's radioactive cum.
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Mar 20, 2019 18:14
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Random Stranger posted:There's an in continuity story where Peter is killing MJ through radioactive sperm and he has to go get a cure. There's already a cure. It's called pulling out.
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Mar 20, 2019 18:24
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is he strong? listen, bums:
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Mar 20, 2019 18:30
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evilmiera posted:Stan Lee is going to swoop in at the last second to wave him through the checkpoint, with a wink of his eye. Then it skips to Peter and MJ walking out of the airport and into the bright Australian day. That sounds like the sensible, appropriate thing to do, so it will never happen.
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Mar 20, 2019 20:08
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bobkatt013 posted:What does slott have to do with reign? Nothing, I think he was talking about how Reign Spidey got killed off in a throwaway panel in Spider-Verse. Random Stranger posted:There's an in continuity story where Peter is killing MJ through radioactive sperm and he has to go get a cure. Wait, really?
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Mar 20, 2019 21:31
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Yvonmukluk posted:Nothing, I think he was talking about how Reign Spidey got killed off in a throwaway panel in Spider-Verse. Yes, really. It's the last story in the clone saga before Peter "retires" as the "clone" of the real Spider-Man and Ben Reilly as the "real" Spider-Man takes his place. It's also a 100% rip-off of If This Be My Destiny down to Doc Ock stealing the cure, taking it to an underwater base below the Hudson River, the base collapsing after the fight, and Peter having to lift the whole structure off himself to escape except instead of his radioactive blood killing Aunt May, it's his radioactive cum killing Mary Jane.
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Mar 20, 2019 21:58
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Random Stranger posted:Yes, really. It's the last story in the clone saga before Peter "retires" as the "clone" of the real Spider-Man and Ben Reilly as the "real" Spider-Man takes his place. It's also a 100% rip-off of If This Be My Destiny down to Doc Ock stealing the cure, taking it to an underwater base below the Hudson River, the base collapsing after the fight, and Peter having to lift the whole structure off himself to escape except instead of his radioactive blood killing Aunt May, it's his radioactive cum killing Mary Jane. From the last thread. 
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Mar 20, 2019 22:22
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Random Stranger posted:Yes, really. It's the last story in the clone saga before Peter "retires" as the "clone" of the real Spider-Man and Ben Reilly as the "real" Spider-Man takes his place. It's also a 100% rip-off of If This Be My Destiny down to Doc Ock stealing the cure, taking it to an underwater base below the Hudson River, the base collapsing after the fight, and Peter having to lift the whole structure off himself to escape except instead of his radioactive blood killing Aunt May, it's his radioactive cum killing Mary Jane. Joe Quesada: Well clearly the solution to all these terrible storylines that are alienating our readers is obvious to us all.... people can't relate to Peter being married!
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Mar 20, 2019 22:40
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Mar 20, 2019 23:14
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I can't believe Peter Parker isn't Spider-Man!
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Mar 20, 2019 23:18
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Peter's expression in the first panel is everything good and pure in comics.
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Mar 20, 2019 23:19
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People can have tattoos on their torsos Peter
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Mar 20, 2019 23:21
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peter can't really recall that he is supposed to be spiderman unless he is wearing the costume. this trip to australia is basically that spiderman- no more! cover.
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Mar 20, 2019 23:28
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Yeah, he's like a service dog. The only way he knows whether or not he's on duty is by whether he's wearing his cute little vest.
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Mar 20, 2019 23:31
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It’s gonna turn out that there’s a radioactive spider hiding in his undershirt or whatever that bites the TSA agent. The replacement strip follows our new hero, TSA Agent Spider-Man
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Mar 21, 2019 00:04
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RatHat posted:Actually aside from that I heard it's pretty good, with an old Peter coming out of retirement to beat up similarly old villains. It's called Spider-man:Reign You heard wrong.
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Mar 21, 2019 00:05
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Those idiots. Of course I don't have my Spider suit on me. It's hanging from our apartment window to dry off.
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Mar 21, 2019 00:16
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This is feeding me a very stupid aura      Nothing too explicit, but  https://i.imgur.com/Ix9W7u6.png
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Mar 21, 2019 00:36
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I'm guessing that it's in MJ's luggage. Also Peter should have been wearing a lacy bra.
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Mar 21, 2019 00:59
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Spider-Man left the universe in the Sunday Strip. It's just Peter now.
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Mar 21, 2019 01:02
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maltesh posted:Spider-Man left the universe in the Sunday Strip. It's just Peter now. When Thanos snapped his fingers, only Spider-Man died. Pete survived.
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Mar 21, 2019 01:16
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Peter putting his costume on backward is perfect.
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Mar 21, 2019 01:17
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:This is feeding me a very stupid aura I don't often check in on NSM but I'm going to miss having it around.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:This is feeding me a very stupid aura It's a GBS photochop thread in the making...
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