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Anticheese posted:You have been able to for a long time! I thought you had to go traveling through Space and Telescience Shenanigans to get all the pieces.
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Archenteron posted:I thought you had to go traveling through Space and Telescience Shenanigans to get all the pieces. I know the emitters and barrier pieces have existed since CogMap but I don't think the actual make-a-singularity bits were still around.
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It costs a lot of credits you can't do it unless there's a busy QM
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I forgot the rush of juking the security team while robbing them, using a heady mix of meth and space lube to both shrug off stubs and slip fools, all due to a misunderstanding with giving assistants potentially deadly chemicals as an experiment.
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Isaac posted:It costs a lot of credits you can't do it unless there's a busy QM rndmnmbr posted:I've got QM down pat, it's just there is a lack of fun things to buy when you're richer than Croesus. *cracks knuckles* I'm ready.
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Drone_Fragger posted:all due to a misunderstanding with giving assistants potentially deadly chemicals as an experiment. If I don't, somebody else will.
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Drone_Fragger posted:I forgot the rush of juking the security team while robbing them, using a heady mix of meth and space lube to both shrug off stubs and slip fools, all due to a misunderstanding with giving assistants potentially deadly chemicals as an experiment. I tried to make peace with a bee balloon but he wished only for violence
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Mar 24, 2019 16:03
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0lives posted:Last night as the clown I was able to run into security, tried to steal the donuts, and immediately the officer inside tried to beat me with his baton; I stole a segway and rode out the door and when he gave chase he slipped on my banana peel, after more public beatings and him demanding I give his baton back, (which he likely lost when he slipped on my banana peel) I showed him my funny pack and he took the russian revolver out from it, tried to shoot me with it, and killed himself People often reference clowns that can kill anyone with nothing but a banana and a bike horn, but this? This is top-notch clowning, imo.
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when i read ss13 stories i imagine them as the best loving soap opera ever
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0lives posted:Last night as the clown I was able to run into security, tried to steal the donuts, and immediately the officer inside tried to beat me with his baton; I stole a segway and rode out the door and when he gave chase he slipped on my banana peel, after more public beatings and him demanding I give his baton back, (which he likely lost when he slipped on my banana peel) I showed him my funny pack and he took the russian revolver out from it, tried to shoot me with it, and killed himself This, this right here is top tier clowning. The only way it could be better is if the head of security or the captain managed to space themselves while chasing you.
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verbal enema posted:when i read ss13 stories i imagine them as the best loving soap opera ever insanely handsome man with a clown nose/makeup: Janice, I can't hold this secret anymore. It wasn't my evil twin brother's rear end that killed Phillip..it...it was mine *chainsaw bursts out of back of pants*
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it wasn't me. It was MY TWIN and my other twin and a monkey and a clown and another clown
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verbal enema posted:it wasn't me. It was the true culprit is a lightly-fried pizza cake pizza cake pizza(repeat for 4 hours)
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There was a terrifying mario head flying around saying "HEY PAISANOS" and it resulted in demanding sacrifices before the whole station was destroyed.
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Top Hats Monthly posted:There was a terrifying mario head flying around saying "HEY PAISANOS" and it resulted in demanding sacrifices before the whole station was destroyed. Were you able to appease the great and terrible mario by Doin' the Mario? Swinging your hips from side to side?
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I didn't think spaceman medicine had advanced to the point where the hips seceded from the legs and butt to be considered a discreet part of the anatomy of your average space dude.
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:Were you able to appease the great and terrible mario by Doin' the Mario? Swinging your hips from side to side? No, we were unable and the station was destroyed
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Top Hats Monthly posted:There was a terrifying mario head flying around saying "HEY PAISANOS" and it resulted in demanding sacrifices before the whole station was destroyed. you haven't seen the half of it 
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I was there for that round. After coming across one of those things in the halls, I decided that it was best if I just manned QM for the rest of the round and never looked out the window.
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Blastinus posted:I was there for that round. After coming across one of those things in the halls, I decided that it was best if I just manned QM for the rest of the round and never looked out the window. Great, now it lives in your mind forever.
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SS13: You're expected to break the server, it's just balanced so you can't do it alone
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Coasterphreak posted:SS13: You're expected to break the server, it's just balanced so you can't do it alone Does this sound like a challenge to anyone else?
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I mean, it doesn't really take multiple people to make an infinite sandwich-naming loop, just one very dedicated person.
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Tenasscity posted:Does this sound like a challenge to anyone else? The challenge comes from when everything starts to break, then you start needing to robust or evade everyone.
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I had a really fun round as the radio host earlier acting out a radio play. I began the round as a propaganda mouth piece. Then the "People's Liberation Organization of the People", or PLOP, seized the radio and urged the crew to rise up. Eventually I had the CentCom CEO send some agents to "renegotiate" the crew's contracts. Since the radio station is on a different z level I couldn't see what was happening but the radio chatter told me that the crew actually played along. I suicided when the shuttle was called to see what the station looked like and it seemed like the crew really did revolt. It was probably one of my most fun rounds in a while despite the fact that I never left the radio room.
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A story from the CM server about the new players: "2 doctors clubbing a marine on the operating table with anesthetic tanks. The CE comes in to ask them what they're doing("we're operating"), which gives the poor marine the chance to get up and limp to safety. Seeing that their patient has escaped, one of the two doctors, without missing a beat, tables the other one, knocks him out, and starts carving his foot off with a combat knife."
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Pretending you are a doctor is a timeless method of murdering people
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Isaac posted:Pretending you are a doctor is a timeless method of murdering people Medicine and murder is a very fine line in SS13. And the two can often blur, depending on the course of treatment.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Medicine and murder is a very fine line in SS13. And the two can often blur, depending on the course of treatment. I remember when I played as doctor because I wanted to learn how to do lifesaving surgery from someone who know how to do it, but then the other doctor in medbay asked me to teach him how to do surgery, so I shrugged and said sure. I'm pretty sure he caught on that I was making it up as I went, but he remained politely attentive as I fumbled around with IVs and scattered Assistant bits all over the room. Later on in the round I saw him stabbing the hell out of some guy in the bar, and complimented his surgical technique.
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Lie down here captain there's something lodged inside you
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Inadequately posted:A story from the CM server about the new players: Oh hey, I posted that. Here's an extra fun detail: the doctor who had his foot carved off proceeded to get up and continue wandering around medbay trying to operate on people for another 15 minutes before collapsing from bloodloss because he never sealed off his stump. Also in one of the other operating rooms there was a fully nude marine covered in bleeding lacerations because a doctor had opened an incision on each of his body parts without anesthetic and then gotten bored and wandered off. He couldn't get out because his ID had been taken and the privacy shutters were down so nobody could see that he was in there.
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cock hero flux posted:Oh hey, I posted that. Here's an extra fun detail: the doctor who had his foot carved off proceeded to get up and continue wandering around medbay trying to operate on people for another 15 minutes before collapsing from bloodloss because he never sealed off his stump. One of the best/worst parts of the recent influx are the Dunning-Krueger marines that jump into SL, SO, Doctor, etc as soon as they figure out how to opt into roles. Meanwhile, me and my inferiority complex took 3 months to try out smart gunner 
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Riatsala posted:One of the best/worst parts of the recent influx are the Dunning-Krueger marines that jump into SL, SO, Doctor, etc as soon as they figure out how to opt into roles. A guy got BE'd because he chose Executive Officer in his first ever round. He put on a suit of armour and the Captain told him to take it off. When he asked him how to take armour off the Captain just pulled his revolver and shot him in the face.
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Isaac posted:Pretending you are a doctor is a timeless method of murdering people It’s often impossible to tell the difference between a surgeon who is trying to kill you and one who is genuinely trying to save you but doesn’t know how to use the interface very well.
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I got blind drunk, stumbled about the station, tried to throw an oxygen canister at a clown, fainted, got dragged to medbay where they pumped me with saline solution but I still seemed to be hosed. Then I got dragged out of medbay and left to die on the floor outside, before a robot came along and stabbed me with a scalpel, which resulted in the entirety of medbay exploding. A dimensional rift then opened and killed more people before the remaining survivors evacuated to the shuttle.
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And sometimes, especially in Robotics, you get the overzealous surgeons who assume that anyone who hops on a table wants his brain out. I was working on a guy who wanted robot legs, and another roboticist walked up and debrained the guy in two seconds while I was still fumbling with the stapler. He was a moron, but you couldn’t deny his technique.
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Isaac posted:Pretending you are a doctor is a timeless method of murdering people honestly it's almost boring. I once murdered 10-15 people in plain sight via delimbing by explaining to every passerby and security officer that their legs were unwell.
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Blastinus posted:He was a moron, but you couldn’t deny his technique. ss13.txt
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I think my favorite part of SS13 is the sheer quantity of songs that involve farts
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