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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

So my wife and I are students and a couple times in the past year we’ve had to go to the food bank. They gave us sardines in a tin both times, one in water and one salted in oil. They sat in our cupboard for a while and then the other day we decided to try em out. We sliced up some sourdough, tomatoes and some cilantro, and tried them plain and topped with the different toppings. My wife and I are big fans of seafood, or really just all kinds of cuisines, so we’re not put off by weird or gross poo poo. But the sardines were just... disappointing? It’s just a fish I guess. I don’t know what I was expecting, but sardines and anchovies and stuff have this reputation of being gross or at least an acquired taste and I just found them to be bland. Like I would eat them but I guess I was hoping that it would be a pungent smell or strong flavour/weird texture. Kinda like Limburger vs cheddar or something. I like potent cheeses and cured meats so yeah, sardines was a let down.

Anchovies any different? Should I seek them out or will it be a similar disappointment? And kippers I guess since this thread is going off about them

e: am a dad and my daughters thought they were gross

like all canned or pickled food, if you just get a random cheap brand and then judge the entire category based on it you're probably selling yourself short

fwiw sardines are on the milder side of tinned fish. try some other brands, or flavors/packings (aside from the standard water or oil, there's hot sauce, tomato, mustard, smoked, and others). try some other types of fish. brunswick kippers are my jam but they're quite smoky and not for everyone.

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

I've started preparing a pink sauce made of fresh grated horse radish with a tomato base. If i'm being lazy I'll use ketchup for a cocktail style pink sauce but if I'm feeling saucy I'll go for a full marinara


either way, it's perfect for the dines on any kind of cracker

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen

I see you're from the Midwest.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


would

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




Kinky.

Also, I've definitely done the ketchup and horseradish quick and dirty cocktail sauce thing. I've also made a fair amount of use of a lovely ersatz aioli consisting of mayo and a poo poo-ton of sriracha.

Flint Ironstag
Apr 2, 2004

Bob Johnson...oh, wait

It looks like an artist's representation of a bait ball.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Which was your worst cutting your finger on the sardine can?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Android Apocalypse posted:

I see you're from the Midwest.

Fish is haram in the Middle West.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen
And like Islam, it's haram because they didn't understand safe food handling techniques when it was established.

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
Just had my first can of King Oscar Sardines and they were tasty but way saltier than I'm used to

Turtle Blogger
Mar 16, 2006

My Angel

Salt is good for you. Also, spines

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

please, all goons, eat fewer salt

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

The Saucer Hovers posted:

please, all goons, eat fewer salt

nah

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
I had a can of the jalapeño ones yesterday they were good. Very small, reminded me of Riga Sprats which is a good thing.

Kippers are still the best though.

Roki B
Jul 25, 2004


Medical Industrial Complex


Biscuit Hider

The Saucer Hovers posted:

please, all goons, eat fewer salt

Get out

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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The Saucer Hovers posted:

please, all goons, eat fewer salt
if salt is so bad then why are they building so many desalination plants to get all that glorious sea salt?????

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
I won a first place prize in the KO haiku contest in December

They sent me a box but I hadn’t opened it til tonight

Hmm what’s in here?



A t-shirt, a fancy box of vintage sardines, two coupons, and a plastic lid to cover your unfinished ‘dine tin when you put it in the fridge

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

Keith Atherton posted:

A t-shirt, a fancy box of vintage sardines, two coupons, and a plastic lid to cover your unfinished ‘dine tin when you put it in the fridge



Review those vintage dine's!!!

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham

Keith Atherton posted:

a plastic lid to cover your unfinished ‘dine tin

:shrug:

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Yeah it won’t get any use in my house

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
I used mine the other day. Then 20 minutes later I ate the rest of the can.

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010
Almost let some free King Oscar coupons expire, whew. A few more cross packs in the cabinet.

Roki B
Jul 25, 2004


Medical Industrial Complex


Biscuit Hider
King Oscar kippers are way way better than Brunswick. By a mile.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

The Saucer Hovers posted:

please, all goons, eat fewer salt

agree. dont forget to eat things other than tinned fish

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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and you are
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Illegal Hen
Mix your 'dines into a big, healthy salad.

Everything balances out.

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Gave Chicken of the Sea brand another shot because the can advertised "New and Improved" quality. I went with their 'dines in "Louisiana Hot Sauce."

Not good. Four sad looking 'dines in various states of wholeness - some had fins, some didn't. Texture was middling to mushy. Flavor was not great - left a distinct "bait shop" aftertaste which has left me searching desperately for a mint.

They're cheap, but give them a pass.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i let some KO coupons expire :smith:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

reading this thread is starting to make me understand why the cans with bigger fish are cheaper. people definitely seem to prefer the tiny ones. why?

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

OMGVBFLOL posted:

reading this thread is starting to make me understand why the cans with bigger fish are cheaper. people definitely seem to prefer the tiny ones. why?

I can't speak for everyone, but for me it's a textural thing. The small fishes, paradoxically, seem to end up firmer and with a better "chew" than the big ones. It's also harder to pick out individual bones/fins/whatever in the small ones, whereas the big ones it's really apparent that a tail fin is stuck between two of your back teeth.

Also, it seems like freshness becomes a factor as well. For some reason in a cheap can, the bigger fish smell and taste of bait-store minnows in a way that the small fish usually don't. It could be a processing issue, but it could also be a species issue (since there's a number of small fish that get canned and called "sardines").

That said, as much as I love me some KO "Tiny Tots", my favorite canned fishes were when Coles used do smoked fingerling trout in a can like sardines. I think they only do fillets now, but having tiny smoked rainbow trouts to put on crackers when I was out in the field was just the bees knees. I miss them so much that I daydream about taking any money I make with my current business and opening a small trout farm and hatchery with an attached smokehouse and cannery specifically to make them again. I've done so in half-pint mason jars, but I don't like lugging glass around with me.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Bigger fish are often inferior quality and the texture and taste aren't as good. Bigger fish are okay to use for cooking etc. where you're gonna mash them anyways but when eaten by themselves the small fish are just so much better.

Working from home again, demolished a can of Riga sprats on rye for lunch. Mmmmm, dat smoked flavour. I gotta buy some kippers again soon.

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May 26, 2007

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My biggest problem with the big fishes is the spine.

I have no problems eating bones but the crunch of eating the spine is just too much for me. It's unpleasant.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Renegret posted:

My biggest problem with the big fishes is the spine.

I have no problems eating bones but the crunch of eating the spine is just too much for me. It's unpleasant.

I cut the bigger ones in half & grill them on toast, sorts the bones out a treat.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Weltlich posted:

Gave Chicken of the Sea brand another shot because the can advertised "New and Improved" quality. I went with their 'dines in "Louisiana Hot Sauce."

Not good. Four sad looking 'dines in various states of wholeness - some had fins, some didn't. Texture was middling to mushy. Flavor was not great - left a distinct "bait shop" aftertaste which has left me searching desperately for a mint.

They're cheap, but give them a pass.

I'll use these mixed in with rice and black olives or other stuff. Yeah, they're pretty low-quality but all mashed up and mixed in with other ingredients I find them tolerable.

naem
May 29, 2011

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'll use these mixed in with rice and black olives or other stuff. Yeah, they're pretty low-quality but all mashed up and mixed in with other ingredients I find them tolerable.

they also cost like, a dollar vs $3-4 for better brands

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'll use these mixed in with rice and black olives or other stuff. Yeah, they're pretty low-quality but all mashed up and mixed in with other ingredients I find them tolerable.


naem posted:

they also cost like, a dollar vs $3-4 for better brands

Yeah, I bought like four cans because they were already cheap and then they were on sale.

I'll give them a chance as a mix with some olives or something. I don't think I'd buy them again to eat on their own, though.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

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I've pretty much switched over to Brunswick dines, away from even the mighty KO. The Brunswick fillets in mustard and dill sauce are so drat good. I usually throw 'em in a chopped kale/chard/spinach/other greens salad. The olive oil and spring water Brunswicks are good too and I usually eat those with a mashed up avocado and some sambal oelek.

naem
May 29, 2011

pahuyuth posted:

I've pretty much switched over to Brunswick dines, away from even the mighty KO. The Brunswick fillets in mustard and dill sauce are so drat good. I usually throw 'em in a chopped kale/chard/spinach/other greens salad. The olive oil and spring water Brunswicks are good too and I usually eat those with a mashed up avocado and some sambal oelek.

they stopped carrying the mustard ones near me :(

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Nov 9, 2005


whenever i buy some dud 'dines i use the remaining cans for fisherman's eggs

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